Why Do I Not See Anything Where Lisanna And Cana Are Best Friends? Seriously If You Think About It Theyre

Why do I not see anything where Lisanna and Cana are best friends? Seriously if you think about it they’re an amazing duo!

Lisanna knows when people are meant for each other, just like her sister and Cana is the person who has the guts to actually lock them in a closet until they realized they love each other

They may or may not have tried it on Natsu and Lucy and Gray and Juvia already

Don’t even get me started on the teasing they would put all the ships through before they got together.

They would literally be a power couple but as best friends

Like seriously, imagine then when they were younger convincing Natsu that the sun would explode and destroy then unless he kissed Gray and told him he loved him

Or them using flirting with people to get like a bazillion free stuff

And Cana being there for Lisanna after she gets heartbroken by Natsu (something that in my mind is unavoidable) and her being super supportive or her and Bickslow

O̸r̸ L̸i̸s̸a̸n̸n̸a̸ i̸s̸ a̸c̸t̸u̸a̸l̸l̸y̸ g̸a̸y̸ a̸n̸d̸ s̸h̸e̸ g̸e̸t̸s̸ w̸i̸t̸h̸ C̸a̸n̸a̸

Seriously, the possibilities are endless

Guys I just learned that James was born on Mother’s Day in the UK!!

As someone who was born on Mother’s Day in the US and does do this, I fully believe that for his first few years at Hogwarts, whenever someone asked about his birthday he would mention that he was born on Mother’s Day.

Also is that not the sweetest thing ever? Like Effie and Monty were trying to have a kid for so long and then when they finally have a kid he’s born on Mother’s Day? Like best gift ever.

And today is Remus’ birthday AND Mother’s Day in the UK and imagine how happy James would be when Remus’ birthday is on Mother’s Day because “it’s kinda both of our birthdays today which makes me and Moony brothers :)”

Ok so in my version of Fairy Tail’s next generation Natsu and Lucy have a son who is the exact spitting image of Natsu. Seriously, Lucy didn’t help with his looks at all. His name is Igneel. Two things about this.

1. One Halloween they got identical outfits and Luna (the youngest of the Dragneel children and the most crafty) did their makeup to make Natsu look younger and Igneel older so they seem the same age. It confused everyone in the guild when they arrived at the Halloween party and no one can tell them apart because on top of the way they look, both of them acted in a way that both of them would act.

2. In my version Igneel is with Nova (Mira and Laxus’ oldest daughter). When she gets pregnant she insists that if it’s a boy and he has pink hair they don’t name him until they can see what color his eyes are and what he ends up looking like. If he looks like Natsu and Igneel did when they were his age she said they should name him Natsu, and they could start a tradition. A bunch of Natsu and Igneel Dragneels, all identical and named after their grandfather. Igneel was completely against the idea and they even had a poll, which Igneel won, but all it took was one puppy dog look from Nova and he gave in. Igneel is weak.

Marauders Heights

Remus - 6’4

Was always the tallest

There were several points during their school years where the Marauders thought he would stop growing but he just… didn’t

One time Sirius was reaching for something on a really high shelf and Remus just walked over, grabbed it, and walked away

He didn’t even say anything he just left

Sirius is still a bit mad about this

The other Marauders begged Lily to brew him a shrinking potion and she eventually gave in after he made a joke about her being short

Remus was suspicious so he had a very small sip and only got down to 6’0

James was ecstatic to be even the slightest bit taller than Remus

Sirius threw a fit at still being shorter

Peter didn’t have high hopes to begin with

Peter - 5’7 1/2

Got a growth spurt first and was a bit taller then both James and Sirius during Second Year

He’s the shortest and he’s so close to 5’8 the Marauders let him get away with him telling people that

Sirius tried to use a height spell on him to make him taller in Sixth Year

The spell ended up making his tongue a foot long

The spell was temporary and to avoid Sirius getting another detention Peter ended up having that tongue for two weeks

Peter cut Sirius’ hair while he slept out of spite

Sirius - 5’11 3/4

Unlike Peter, Sirius isn’t allowed to round up with his height

If any of them hear Sirius give even the slightest indication that he’s 6’0 they will correct it and sometimes say he’s actually 5’10

Sirius actually would’ve been 6’2 but his growth was stunted because of all the abuse he suffered

Remus and James bully Sirius relentlessly for being short and Peter joins in too sometimes

Had a nightmare once that Reggie was taller than him

Secretly doesn’t mind that Remus makes fun of him for being shorter because he loves how tall Remus is

James - 6’1

As soon as he reached 6’0 he mentioned it to Lily constantly

Once tried using a stretching spell to make himself taller then Remus and ended up with a suspiciously long neck

Prongs looked like a giraffe

There’s definitely one of those things in his house that has kept track of his height

Has cornered Regulus with his height multiple times

*edited bc of anonymous comment*

𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝚂𝚕𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗 𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚜, 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙲𝚘 𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍

Marlene: Mouth, boob, same thing.

Sirius: I wanna be a shrimp.

Evan: You scared the living crouton out of me!

Regulus: Somebody just fuck me into sleep.

James: Please spank me with a paddle.

Marlene: Literally until now I thought a jester was a fancy stripper.

Pandora: Time is like a fruit loop. It’s non-linear and it doesn’t taste as good as you would except.

Sirius: It escalated from a knife to a staircase very quickly.

Alice: Do you mind if your socks are aged differently?

Regulus: Unlike Loki, I do like hurting people.

Dorcas: I don’t want a chunky bubble blanket.

James: Oh, I got eaten by a bathtub.

Sirius (talking about Remus): I’m gonna play with this old man.

Lily: I want my tits to be feather dusted.

Barty: I wanna be fucked by a feather duster.

Regulus: I want someone to choke me while kissing me.

Alice: I love Honey Nut Cheerios. It gets the tough stains out.

Barty: If I was a stripper my name would be Roxanne.

Regulus to Sirius: You’re so desperate for human contact, you would cuddle a cactus.

Remus: I give you permission to kill Sirius. Or me actually, I don’t really care.

Mary: Don’t let it marinate in your bra.

Marlene: My mouth is too cold for bare naked ladies.

Regulus: You have pretty eyes. Can I stab it?

Alice: I like killing the beans.

Sirius: Speaking of Almond milk, are you gay?

Regulus: I need water, I’m drowning.

Peter: Where’s the teacher? I need to wash my eyeball.

Mary: Your eyes are really pretty. They’re like, sparkling with tears in them.

Marlene: I hate fucking balls.

Remus: You’re breeding violence?

Sirius: Wow. Gay milfs.

Evan: I don’t want to die… well actually… wait, never mind.

Pandora: Nice people deserve nice bodies.

Dorcas: Weird question, are you gay?

Regulus: Yes.

Marlene: Cool, we’ll take all the girls you don’t use.

Lily: I don’t want the fish to choke so I’m feeding them grapes.

Sirius: Someone drew a penis on a sponge. So unoriginal.

Peter: I think my cat is a pterodactyl.

Sirius: Guys, my elbow pit is sweating!

Frank: Be gay on your own time.

James: Sirius is freaking out, help!

Remus: It’s because of me isn’t it?

Sirius: What’s the key to happiness?

Regulus: Ignorance.

Regulus: I’m gonna apologize for existing. That should cover all the bases.

Lily: I have to go hurt my sister.

Remus: My children are all guinea pigs and I’m still a shit parent.

Barty: My grandma’s not dying, she just had a birthday.

Evan: Yeah and it’s probably her last.

Marlene: A nose just hit my face.

Sirius: A baby would look good in a thong.

Lily: I can’t finger any more women because my finger’s broken.

Dorcas: No old men are invited.

Alice: Can I peel your skin off?

Regulus: I like making people think they have a chance at winning and then crushing all their dreams.

Barty: Being hot gives me motivation to clean my room.

Peter: I need a tracking app for my tracking app.

Pandora: Dying is fun if you’re scared!

Lily: I inhaled flowers.

James: Are you a beaver cause damn.

Marlene: Math was so much easier before they added numbers.

Alice: Noises of death.

Evan: That’s your leg? I thought it was a demon.

Lily: Sometimes I feel like killing people and then I remember that murder is illegal.

Remus: Flirting is just creative complimenting.

A few years ago I read this really weird fic. It was endgame Jily so I was really excited about it but then they DIED. And everyone thought Sirius was responsible so he went to jail even though we all know Sirius and James are too codependent for Sirius to have helped in his murder.

Marlene and Mary are mentioned maybe twice, Jegulus never happens and you think that there’s Wolfstar but this Sirius gets killed by BELLATRIX and like a year later Remus marries Andromeda’s daughter! That was weird.

Dorcas, Pandora, and Evan are only briefly mentioned too. That means that there’s no Dorlene which was a nightmare. They let Snape be a teacher which was a horrible idea. Also Regulus is literally drowned and then completely forgotten about which was wild.

Barty is actually in it a bit but most of that is while he’s using poly juice to look like mad-eye? Like babes that’s the guy who killed your bf what were you thinking? Also Barty is mildly evil and kills his dad and he also helps torture Alice and Frank into insanity. So yeah.

It was a next gen fic so the main character was James and Lily’s son.

Overall it was just a bit of a stretch for me

Also Peter was evil.