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Loki When Thor Does Literally Anything.
Loki when Thor does literally anything.
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My First Short Story
I hope you like it!
Mistakes
Mistakes are made, but they cannot be fixed. Ever. The ghosts of my past mistakes haunt me. They row their rickety boat down my stream of consciousness and pollute its crystal waters. They row their way into your mind to just reaffirm to me that nothing in life matters now. Nothing at all. After this mistake everything is nothing. I shake with anxiety. How will I continue? How will I recover from my mistake? How will my life ever be the same?
My mistake.
The mistake that I can never correct.
The hand fumbling.
The cheese puff falling.
The hand reaching.
The cheese puff crashing.
The hand failing.
the cheese puff dying.
The mistake that I can never correct.
Forever.
The cheese puff.
On the floor cold and alone.
Lost to the dust bunnies.
Ready to claim my mistake as their prize.
My life will never be the same.
If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?
Somewhere on a train trestle overlooking a river.
Person A: "Let's Jump”
Person B: "I’m not going to jump off a bridge with you.”
Person A: “But, it would be fun!”
Person B: “No! This is stupid. We're going to break our legs.”
Person A: “Come on! It’s just water. This is the summer life! Just jump into the river.”
Person B: "No!"
Person A: "Please."
Person B: "No!"
Person A: "Sometime you just have to ask yourself: 'if your friend jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?’ Now, what would a true friend do?"
Person B: "..."
Person A: "..."
Person B: "The answer's still No."
Person A: “Fine. Now before you walk away and leave me to jump alone into this river with out anyone to keep me safe and watch out for me. Did you EVER account for the Buddy System? We have to stick together!”
Person B: “.......You got me there…”
Turkey
So, I noticed a little translation thingy with the word for Turkey in German:
Well, that middle word might seem familiar! The word "Pute" is really similar to alot of "fun" words in other languages. Either spelled or sounds similar.
Even similar to, but not completely as close to
Which brings us to This!
Disclaimer: I'm in no way an expert, but I am just a simple Goof who noticed a mildly funny thingy!
~First snowfall~
Denison University: Granville, Ohio
