Person B - Tumblr Posts
Person A: I'm so happy, I'm going to cry!
Person B: Think of puppies in blenders
Person A: WhAt?
Person B: At least you're not gonna cry anymore.
Person A: Kill yourself.
Science teacher: Lipase is called that because fatase would sound dumb
Me and friend: *understanding noises*
*science teacher leaves*
Friend: fatase sounds like fat ass *starts laughing*
Me: *stares at friend before laughing as well* Duuude!
Person A: So why did you break up with your girlfriend?
Person B: I'm not gonna tell you.
Person A: Come on, we're close.
Person B: FINE...promsie you won't laugh?
Person A: Of course!
Person B: I...I f**ked her too much.
Person A: WHAT!
Person C: What's going on?
Person A: B broke up with their girlfriend because they f**ked her too much.
Person C: WhAt!
Me: *trying to get that tiny bit of pesto pasta on my fork at lunch*
Friend: That's a mood.
Me: Wot?
Friend: That pasta thing you're doing, such a mood.
Me: suuuuuurrrrre.
Imagine Your OTP
Imagine person A is a character (fictional or real) in person B’s favourite (show, movie, book, etc) and is there biggest fan
If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?
Somewhere on a train trestle overlooking a river.
Person A: "Let's Jump”
Person B: "I’m not going to jump off a bridge with you.”
Person A: “But, it would be fun!”
Person B: “No! This is stupid. We're going to break our legs.”
Person A: “Come on! It’s just water. This is the summer life! Just jump into the river.”
Person B: "No!"
Person A: "Please."
Person B: "No!"
Person A: "Sometime you just have to ask yourself: 'if your friend jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?’ Now, what would a true friend do?"
Person B: "..."
Person A: "..."
Person B: "The answer's still No."
Person A: “Fine. Now before you walk away and leave me to jump alone into this river with out anyone to keep me safe and watch out for me. Did you EVER account for the Buddy System? We have to stick together!”
Person B: “.......You got me there…”