Ladybug: Thought I Was Meowing Back At A Cat For The Past Hour, But It Was Just Me And Chat Noir Meowing

Ladybug: Thought I was meowing back at a cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Chat Noir meowing at each other from different rooftops

*Plagg as a human*

Plagg: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died

Plagg: I will not yield

Ladybug: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Chat Noir: My record is four, but I think I can do it

*how weredad should have gone*

Marinette: *nervously* Oh, hey! What are you doing here?

Chat Noir, *suspicious*: I could ask you the same question

Marinette: I live here. This is my house

Chat Noir: I should probably ask you a different question

Marinette: *sighs in relief when he looks away*

*s1 Ladynoir*

Chat Noir: I love you

Ladybug, *scoffing*: How many people have you said that too?

Chat Noir: Everyone

Ladybug: What?

Chat Noir: I told everyone that I love you