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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR BARTIUMUS CROUCH…

Junior

Barty Crouch Jr that just never takes medication. No painkillers, nothing when he's sick, etc. Exept in rare cases where Regulus forces a pill down his throat, this man will literally never take a pill by himself.

Not because he's scared of it, not because he thinks he's better than medication, but because phisical suffering is almost normalized to him and he just doesn't care to make it better. He's an angsty bitch who would rather lay sick in bed and mope around rather than take a painkiller and go to sleep

the marauders and what mental disorders i think they’d have

sirius: adhd, ptsd, anxiety

remus: depression, ocd

james: adhd

peter: anxiety, ocd

marlene: neurodivergence, depression

mary: neurodivergence, minor depression, ptsd

lily: ed

dorcas: minor depression, ptsd

regulus: depression, ptsd, autism, borderline personality disorder

barty: depression, ptsd, and sociopathy 

evan: ed, anxiety, ptsd

pandora: autism, minor ptsd

rip barty crouch jr you would have loved the pink bow emoji

evan “go fuck yourself” rosier and barty “fuck me yourself” crouch jr

Barty: How did none of you hear what I just said?!  Evan: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours Dorcas: I got distracted halfway through Regulus: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

smart people understand that barty is unquestionably young daniel molloy from the condecorated AMC tv show interview with the vampire (2022) coded

the most barty crouch jr thing is fucking up the easiest meal like pancakes

but can make really fucking good steak or like some fancy meal

(i totally didn’t just fuck up pancakes)