Spider-Man Adaptations: How Do We Streamline This Continously Ongoing Decades Old Comic Franchise Into

Spider-Man adaptations: How do we streamline this continously ongoing decades old comic franchise into a cohesive story 🤔 We need some kind of actual narrative throughline

Coffee Bean Gang Saga illustrating the formation of the friend group, the devastating murder of Gwen and the emotional fallout of the tragedy resulting in amazing development for the characters involved and their relationships with each other, coming full circle with Harry's Green Goblin arc and eventual heartbreaking death: Hey-

Spider-Man adaptations: shut the fuck up I need to focus on turning Peter's supporting cast into completely different people

i saw some thread on xitter with some dude asking why drag queens "want to be around children so much" re: story hours and all the replies were either predictably disgusting or very defensive but not a single goddamn one of them answered the question so i will help in case anyone ever asks you this incredibly stupid question: they are clowns!! drag queens are just clowns!! they put on extremely silly makeup and huge wigs and bright clothes and do over-the-top performances that make people laugh and smile and sometimes cry. that is the definition of a clown. they like to perform for children because they are a type of clown and children are great audiences and it is not any deeper than that. god damn.

a fictional man: *is kinda fucked up*

me: i want him so bad

10 spidey engineers vs one (1) bug, who wins?

Another indulgent au guys.

AA and Gomens :]

Tw: Blood, Sad, DUNNO lol

hehe, suffer with me

i made these in different times in the past 2 weeks, ignore the inconsistencies please lol

i like when men have long hair. it’s.. nice :) *gripping steel in my hands with so much force that it’s visibly starting to warp and bend*