Hey There! I Love Your Stuff, So Can I Get An Order Of Greed X Ling X Y/N In A Poly Ship? -in Separate

hey there! i love your stuff, so can i get an order of Greed x Ling x Y/N in a poly ship? -in separate bodies- NSFW please, and basically how they would be in a relationship with you :3 you can also throw a side of fluff in there too if ya want :)

OMG THANK YOU, AND YES YES YES I CAN!!!! Thank you for requesting this!!! I've been waiting to write something like this >:3

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Content: GN reader!

Warnings: Biting, but thats it

Notes: Below is my art!! Please ask and give me credit if you plan to use it!

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HEHEHHE this is my FMA dream.........

Ling is a very sweet, compassionate lover, but he knows 0 boundaries (unless you voice them ofc)

He talks 24/7, about literally anything at any time

Multiple late nights where he's just talking and talking and talking

Greed fucking HATES it late at night, he's trying to sleep, shut up! >:(

Ling is a bottomless pit, and he's not very picky with food. No matter if you eat anything, are picky yourself (like me huehue), vegan, vegetarian, on a diet, etc. he'll just eat whatever you don't

He loves holding your hand in crowds, fearing that he'll lose you if he doesn't (also gives him an excuse to hold your hand lol)

Always fights with Greed over who gets to sit next to you at dinner, so now you have to sit in the middle

Always fights with Greed over who gets to sleep next to you, cuddle you, or lay with you on movie nights. Now you have to be sandwiched between them or a fight's gonna break out

Ling will definitely spoon-feed you if you wanna try something on his plate

A SNORER!!!

When he sleeps, he's squeezing you so tight and places his head snug in the crook of your neck, or on your tummy, or chest while he snores away. Greed throws pillows at him, he doesn't get much sleep with Ling. Good thing he doesn't need it

Now, Greed is a blunt, teasing and intense lover

He'll freely kiss you in public, pushing you against the wall and then pulling away right before it gets steamy with a teasing grin on his face

Greed bites when he wants attention. He's a very physical lover, so whenever Ling is talking to you and Greed wants your attention, he'll slowly peel back your shirt to expose your shoulder before biting down. Sometimes he doesn't have the patience for that and bites you through your shirt

Truly a feral man

He loves having your back to his chest. Makes him feel all powerful

Although he likes switching to Ling's position, where his face is in your neck, tummy or chest

Greed mainly loves meat. Have you seen those sharp teeth? 0///0

Greed is also a picky eater. Whatever he doesn't eat he gives to Ling

Greed isn't very good at sharing, so it's a process for him to share with the Xingese Prince

While Ling holds your hand, Greed has his hand on your hip, waist or shoulder

Greed is quiet most of the time, but when he does pipe up, he's teasing either you or Ling

Greed also loves giving you forehead kisses. I dunno why, he just does

When the two of them are jealous, Ling will refer to you as "ours" while Greed refers to you as "mine"

Ling and Greed have a little thing they love to do, where they both kiss each of your cheeks, effectively trapping you in a love sandwich

Ling and Greed talk through movies and shows. It might get annoying if you don't tell them to cut it out

Greed never offers you his food. You wanna try someting? Get it yourself -_-

Ling will say "I love you!" excitedly like a puppy

Greed will say "I love you...'n stuff..." like a grumpy cat, but lights up when you say it back

Overall, Ling is the respectable boy while Greed is the handsy boy. You've gotten yourself in quite a twist, (Y/n)!

Late night thoughts #21:

Sometimes, out of the blue, you would stare into space, brows squeezed together, thinking about the past. Most of the people in the Scout has a rough past, you too, and you only told it once to Levi when he caught you on Wall Maria after curfew. That night, there was no moon, but a sky full of stars.

Since then, Levi is sensitive to your silence. He knows the past is creeping into your head to bother you again. "Hey..." Levi touches your cheek with the back of his fingers, trying to grab your attention. You turn toward him, lips curving a sad smile.

"You're alright now," Levi cups your cheek and you lean toward his palm. His palm is warm and rough, but gentle and secure. He leans his face in and plants a soft kiss on the creases between your brow.

As he rests his forehead against yours, Levi whispers to you, "I'm here. I am here for you."

If you have time, could you do some scenarios of four of the TFP Decepticons (of your choice) taking care of their Fem Human S/o while she's on her period?

Absolutely, anon!! Thank you for requesting! <3

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Decepticons included: Megatron, Dreadwing, Predaking and Starscream

Content: Fem! reader, as stated above <3

Warnings: Some profanity

Notes: I always picture the Transformers in a smaller version of their bipedal mode to actually cuddle you with. ALSO this is my first time writing for Transformers for the first time in a while, so this might be shitty. I'm sorry if it is <3

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Megatron

I think we can all agree that none of these mechs will know what the hell you're talking about, girlie (when it comes to periods)

But he's gonna pretend like he knows

Later on when you're not around, he'll research

He's the silent supporter

He'll just grab you some meds, heating pad, hot water bottle, anything you typically need on your period

He wont even ask what you want, he just gives it all to you and just hopes that you'll use it lol

If you want cuddles, he'd most likely give a throaty chuckle (THIS MECH DOES THINGS TO ME I CAN'T-) and go "yes, dear." before giving you what you want

AAAAAAAAA PLEASE MEGATRON PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST A C R U M B OF AFFECTION?!!

sorry. lost control of myself for a second.

He'd cuddle you from behind, obviously being big spoon (BECAUSE WHY WOULDN'T HE-)

BIG servos on your tummy, gently massaging,,, mmmmmm

i need to get a hold of myself I AM SO SORRY-

Dreadwing

Girl you're gonna have to explain to this himbo what human anatomy is, much less what a period is

He wont cuddle you (mans is not a huge cuddler in my opinion-) but he WILL give you moral support

"You're doing great babe" he says from across the room as you're dying

BUT ITS OKAY cause we love him. people still love him right?

He'll be sure to get you meds though. Just cause he's not a cuddler doesn't mean he doesn't love you

"My pain is your pain babe" he says, making you glare at him

Wont understand anything you tell him at first until he looks it up later

He's relatively chill about it, doesn't really see a reason to make a scene about it

Predaking

Another himbo

Except this himbo is a WORRIER

The stereotypical "But babe, if you bleed for seven days, don't you like...die?" kinda mindset, which is why he worries

He doesn't exactly understand that its normal and you're used to it by now, so he's constantly thinking "what if something goes wrong?!"

When you tell him about the wonderful savior that is heating pads, he decides "oh shit, I'm your heating pad now" and will cuddle you whenever your cramps act up

Megatron can wait

You can't

At least, to him <3

Unlike Megatron, Predaking will face you when you cuddle. Or, well, he's curled around you. Dragon form or bipedal form.

You'll be laying on him, pressed into him. He feels like a heater, so you wont be needing your heating pad anytime soon lol

he doesn't know how to massage, but he'll learn if you want him to rub your tummy, or anywhere else that aches

Will give you many kisses, and lull you into many naps <3

Starscream

Oh man

This himbo will act like he knows everything, when he obviously doesn't

"Starscream no, I'm on my period"

"So? Just pee it out"

AKHDHSJGDFSH HE WOULD SAY THAT-

You'd probably lose it laughing I know I would and he'd be all pissy cause you're laughing at him

When you actually explain what's going on, he's a little more sympathetic

Super distant though until it's over cause you laughed at him >:(

Piss baby

Until he misses you, then he gets clingy

It's very confusing and he's all over the place which is NOT helping your cramps

He's screeching about something and you just want him to shut up. Kiss him, girl. Make him cuddle with you cause cramps are HORRIBLE.

DON'T. HAVE. HIM. MASSAGE. SHIT. With those claws, NO. That's gonna do you more harm than good.

Starscream is physically clingy so if you reject his touch he's gonna be all pissy, so just give him kisses as an apology

Omg requests are open for someone writing for fma?? Sign me in!!

Could I ask for relationship hcs for Ling Yao, please? Thank you a lot in advance 💕💕

OMG I DID NOT EXPECT TO GET A FMA REQUEST THIS QUICKLY; OFC!!!!!! <3

Content: gender neutral reader, LOTS OF FLUFF

Warnings: Some profanity

Notes: LING YAO MY BELOVED <333 I had a lot of fun doing this!! If you want a part two or anything else, please feel free to let me know!

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Okay. Okay.

HE'S SO GOOFY?! LIKE-

He almost never takes things seriously. We love that about him tho

HE'S ALL OVER THE PLACE he cannot sit still. Until he's forced to, then he actually can for a while. It's a little scary.

His hands always somehow find their way on you

On your waist, on your shoulder, the top of your head, in your hand, anywhere so long as it's on you

He cannot keep off of you for very long, unless you're in the middle of a battle

But even then, he's keeping an eye on you

Not one for kissing much in public, but when it's you two? Oh my

He will kiss you until you're dizzy, then walk away like he didn't maul your lips with his for the past forty-five minutes.

Cannot sleep unless you're in his arms. You're like his body pillow lol

Very cuddly sleeper. He will cling to you like a koala. Arms tucked tight around your torso, legs locked around your waist, you are going nowhere.

He's got so many inside jokes with you, dear lord...

After the events of the anime, he'd definitely try to convince you to come with him to Xing

"(Y/n), please!" Ling begs on his knees.

"I...Ling..."

"Please...?" Ling's pleading gaze would meet yours, which is a rare occurence.

"...Alright, Ling. You got me. I'll come with y-"

"YES! YES! I LOVE YOU!"

Oh! The first time he admits he loves you is definitely because of Greed btw

Greed definitely fucks with both of you btw

You and Ling will be making out and Greed will switch IN THE MIDDLE OF IT sometimes

"Oh my~! Was I interrupting something...?" Greedling grins at you.

"Bring Ling back, Greed!" You'd complain.

Greed will flirt with you to fuck with Ling, and all Ling can do is pout in the little space they share in his head.

"I swear, kid, if you don't tell her you love her soon, I might just have to snatch her from you." Greed would taunt Ling.

Ling's wanted to say it for a while, and that pushed him to finally do it. "SHUT UP GREED! I LOVE YOU, (Y/N)!"

"You don't have to shout, Ling...I love you too though." <3

HE WAS DUMBFOUNDED THAT YOU SAID IT BACK. His jaw dropped and he gaped at you before embracing you and kissing happily.

Yeah, he's usually goofy, but if you're upset or want him to be serious about something, he will. He's still a prince afterall, he's been through the whole etiquitte training stuff.

Although, you're really the only person (besides the people he fights) that sees a truly serious side of him

If Greed takes over for him in battle, or really just in general, Ling will always ask to make sure Greed looks out for you. Gets pissy if Greed fucks with you, and will happily cuddle with you when he gets back <3

Since nobody else was gonna say it.

Uh- Edward elric x tall s/o? I'm 6'3 so...

Of course! male, female, or gn s/o? any specific plot? :3