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1 year ago
I Couldn't Left Cliffjumper Behind. He Suffered Enough. And Him And Arcee Were Very Funny, Wish We'd

I couldn't left Cliffjumper behind. He suffered enough. And him and Arcee were very funny, wish we'd see them more.

I Couldn't Left Cliffjumper Behind. He Suffered Enough. And Him And Arcee Were Very Funny, Wish We'd
I Couldn't Left Cliffjumper Behind. He Suffered Enough. And Him And Arcee Were Very Funny, Wish We'd
I Couldn't Left Cliffjumper Behind. He Suffered Enough. And Him And Arcee Were Very Funny, Wish We'd

Super decepticon practice dump.

I Couldn't Left Cliffjumper Behind. He Suffered Enough. And Him And Arcee Were Very Funny, Wish We'd

And humans. Not fond of how adults came out.

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3 years ago

TFA Predacon Spy au:

At some point before functionalism & the Quintesson war ( I need to read up on tfa lore), Predacons were forced off Cybertron, to live amongst the stars.

They were able to find a suitable planet to make their new home. With the surrounding systems & planets being turned into colonies. They’re doing pretty well for themselves.

They like to send spies to Cybertron. Not for anything harmful to the Autobots or Decepticons, but to gauge if Cybertronians are ready to accept them back & live with them.

Optimus, Blurr, & maybe another, are the current spies on Cybertron. (They miss being able to fly)

Everything happens as canon until Archa 7, where it can go two ways.

1) Canon au:

Archa 7 happens as normal. Elita dies, Optimus becomes the head of the repair crew, the Allspark & the crash on Earth.

Here’s where it changes, when Sari uses her Key to revive it restores him to his ‘biped form’. Basically regular Optimus but with patterns, wings, horns, & a tail.

The crew don’t really know what to make of it but are quite curious. Ratchet believes the key may be corrupted before Optimus tells them the truth.

Due to how Predacons were treated in the past, Optimus tries to stay out of any unnecessary fights incase the Decepticons come looking for them.

He does, however, get involved with Lugnut & Blitzewings’ fight. Using his true form to breath lightning at them & scare the frag out of them.

Tbc…

2) Non-canon au:

Optimus uses his true form to save both Elita & Sentinel from the Energon explosion & spiders. They swear to secrecy.

Autobit High Command start an investigation into the events due to inconsistencies in their reports.

Sentinel reveals what truly happened, while also making the idea to go to Archa 7 Optimus’s, to ensure he stays in the academy. Elita beats the hell out of him for this. Leading to their non existent friendship.

Optimus is taken by the Autobot Science Devision for torture study.

Blurr is freaking out cause he is a close friend of Optimus’s & is afraid he’ll be found out too.

Optimus does escape but how has yet to be decided.

That’s all for now.


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3 years ago

If you have time, could you do some scenarios of four of the TFP Decepticons (of your choice) taking care of their Fem Human S/o while she's on her period?

Absolutely, anon!! Thank you for requesting! <3

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Decepticons included: Megatron, Dreadwing, Predaking and Starscream

Content: Fem! reader, as stated above <3

Warnings: Some profanity

Notes: I always picture the Transformers in a smaller version of their bipedal mode to actually cuddle you with. ALSO this is my first time writing for Transformers for the first time in a while, so this might be shitty. I'm sorry if it is <3

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Megatron

I think we can all agree that none of these mechs will know what the hell you're talking about, girlie (when it comes to periods)

But he's gonna pretend like he knows

Later on when you're not around, he'll research

He's the silent supporter

He'll just grab you some meds, heating pad, hot water bottle, anything you typically need on your period

He wont even ask what you want, he just gives it all to you and just hopes that you'll use it lol

If you want cuddles, he'd most likely give a throaty chuckle (THIS MECH DOES THINGS TO ME I CAN'T-) and go "yes, dear." before giving you what you want

AAAAAAAAA PLEASE MEGATRON PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST A C R U M B OF AFFECTION?!!

sorry. lost control of myself for a second.

He'd cuddle you from behind, obviously being big spoon (BECAUSE WHY WOULDN'T HE-)

BIG servos on your tummy, gently massaging,,, mmmmmm

i need to get a hold of myself I AM SO SORRY-

Dreadwing

Girl you're gonna have to explain to this himbo what human anatomy is, much less what a period is

He wont cuddle you (mans is not a huge cuddler in my opinion-) but he WILL give you moral support

"You're doing great babe" he says from across the room as you're dying

BUT ITS OKAY cause we love him. people still love him right?

He'll be sure to get you meds though. Just cause he's not a cuddler doesn't mean he doesn't love you

"My pain is your pain babe" he says, making you glare at him

Wont understand anything you tell him at first until he looks it up later

He's relatively chill about it, doesn't really see a reason to make a scene about it

Predaking

Another himbo

Except this himbo is a WORRIER

The stereotypical "But babe, if you bleed for seven days, don't you like...die?" kinda mindset, which is why he worries

He doesn't exactly understand that its normal and you're used to it by now, so he's constantly thinking "what if something goes wrong?!"

When you tell him about the wonderful savior that is heating pads, he decides "oh shit, I'm your heating pad now" and will cuddle you whenever your cramps act up

Megatron can wait

You can't

At least, to him <3

Unlike Megatron, Predaking will face you when you cuddle. Or, well, he's curled around you. Dragon form or bipedal form.

You'll be laying on him, pressed into him. He feels like a heater, so you wont be needing your heating pad anytime soon lol

he doesn't know how to massage, but he'll learn if you want him to rub your tummy, or anywhere else that aches

Will give you many kisses, and lull you into many naps <3

Starscream

Oh man

This himbo will act like he knows everything, when he obviously doesn't

"Starscream no, I'm on my period"

"So? Just pee it out"

AKHDHSJGDFSH HE WOULD SAY THAT-

You'd probably lose it laughing I know I would and he'd be all pissy cause you're laughing at him

When you actually explain what's going on, he's a little more sympathetic

Super distant though until it's over cause you laughed at him >:(

Piss baby

Until he misses you, then he gets clingy

It's very confusing and he's all over the place which is NOT helping your cramps

He's screeching about something and you just want him to shut up. Kiss him, girl. Make him cuddle with you cause cramps are HORRIBLE.

DON'T. HAVE. HIM. MASSAGE. SHIT. With those claws, NO. That's gonna do you more harm than good.

Starscream is physically clingy so if you reject his touch he's gonna be all pissy, so just give him kisses as an apology


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1 year ago

@its-elioo latest chapter of [Robots and Magic] Between Claws had me go

@its-elioo Latest Chapter Of [Robots And Magic] Between Claws Had Me Go

Anyway, have some Fluttershy and Predaking scenes from the fanfic ☺️

@its-elioo Latest Chapter Of [Robots And Magic] Between Claws Had Me Go
@its-elioo Latest Chapter Of [Robots And Magic] Between Claws Had Me Go
@its-elioo Latest Chapter Of [Robots And Magic] Between Claws Had Me Go
@its-elioo Latest Chapter Of [Robots And Magic] Between Claws Had Me Go
@its-elioo Latest Chapter Of [Robots And Magic] Between Claws Had Me Go

I swear to God, Predaking is so hard to draw 💀 so do excuse some mishap of him sksks

Also, I can't help myself but to draw the angst scene of Fluttershy and Bee arguing, although this is just expression and drawing practice

@its-elioo Latest Chapter Of [Robots And Magic] Between Claws Had Me Go

I love drawing expressions ☺️


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11 years ago
I Finally Got Predaking Done! This Was Done With Graphite Pencil While His Eyes Were Colored With Yellow

I finally got Predaking done! This was done with graphite pencil while his eyes were colored with yellow marker.


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1 year ago

I saw a Therian hc ask and I was wondering whether you'd be willing to do a similar one for the TFP Decepticons but with a gender neutral human reader, who turns out not to be a human after all, but an alien mind/soul in a human body?

TFP decepticons x gn alien reader in a human body hcs

Grrrrr tysm anon for the request, I hope this is at least somewhat what you were looking for! 🫶

Megatron: He noticed that you had... strange mannerisms for a human, to say the least. When he approached you about it, you carefully explained to him that you're actually not human. He finds your predicament to be fascinating. He'll most likely treat you with more respect, considering you're not really one of those fleshbags that he hates so much.

Soundwave: They'll listen to you closely as you explain how your soul and mind isn't human, and that you just happen to have a human body. If you're ever feeling homesick for a world that you can't be a part of, they'll take you to the top of the nemesis and watch the stars with you, pointing out constellations and any planets they know.

Shockwave: He's intrigued by you. He wants to run tests on you to see if there's any difference in you neurologically compared to an average human. Honestly, stay away from him.

Starscream: Bro is probably the least understanding out of everyone. He won't disrespect you outright, but he'll tease you for being stuck in a human body. He finds it amusing that you're stuck as a human even though you aren't one.

Dreadwing: He does his very best to understand you, and he makes sure to treat you as an equal in spite of your human body. He'd do meditation with you in his spare time to help you find a sense of peace whenever you get stressed from being stuck in a human form.

Breakdown: The big mech will struggle to understand, but he's very nice and polite to you. He'd ask more questions to try and understand you better. If you were ever frustrated by the limitations of your human body, he would do whatever he could to help you out. He lets you ride on his shoulder to make you feel bigger around others.

Knockout: He doesn't particularly have much to say about it, but he's still trying to support you. If he has spare time and energy, he might help make some enhancements for your body to help you match your mind more.

Predaking: He's always willing to listen to you talk about yourself and what you would be like if you weren't stuck as a human. He takes a liking to you very quickly, and will protect you from anyone on the ship that bothers you about your human body.


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1 year ago

hello everything is fine? I saw that requests are open! I would like to know if you can write headcanons for tfp (megatron, predaking, soundwave and shockwave) falling in love with a cybertronian femme, the reader is a former gladiator and scientist (extremely intelligent) who is capable of creating a black hole? thanks to his scientific skills.

TFP decepticons x femme cybertronian reader

Grrrr ty anon for the request! Kinda short but I hope you enjoy :D

Megatron: He greatly admires your battle prowess and holds a much greater respect for you than most of his soldiers. Whenever he watches you put your gladiatorial skills to use, your magnificence and brutality nearly puts him in a trance. He also finds your scientific expertise to be of great value, considering that there's only one other experienced scientist on board.

Predaking: The beastly mech is eternally greatful to the allspark for blessing him with such a powerful femme in his life. He takes great pride in knowing that your strength is nearly capable of matching his own and that you are able to defend yourself. He often seeks you out whenever he has a question, seeing as he's still learning about the world and you are a highly intelligent and esteemed scientist.

Shockwave: He doesn't show any emotion, but he is more courteous to you than to most of his colleagues. He's greatful to have someone nearly matching his intelligence in the lab with him, significantly speeding up the work. Your capability to create a black hole fascinates him, and he spends more time with you to trade knowledge and discuss scientific matters.

Soundwave: They don't get to spend too much time with you, considering you're often on missions or in the lab. Every moment they have with you is cherished, just silently relishing your presence. Soundwave might not be an emotional or reactive con, but it's clear that they've taken a liking to you and your powerful frame. Since they can't spend a lot of time with you, they'll often send Laserbeak to assist you in the lab or on the field.


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1 year ago

How would the tfp autobots and decepticons react to the toy furby

Ooohhh! I remember furby's, granted they were a bit creepy in my opinion. These are a bit shorter than what I usually write, I was trying to get most of the characters in. Let me know if these needed more writing in them.

Hope you enjoy everyone's reactions to the furby's

Autobots and Decepticons reaction to seeing a furby

SFW, mentions of blasters

TFP

How did this all happen? One word to simplify everything: Miko. She thought it would be funny to start leaving these little menaces around the base and to get the bots reaction to it. How did she acquire these furbies, don’t ask any questions. Jack tried to stop her, but she successfully bribed him by promising to send him the video of Arcee’s reaction. Raf promised to edit the videos to be at their finest. Operation: Furby reaction is a go.

Autobots

Optimus Prime

He notices the first furby as it sits innocently near one of the control panels. At first, he thinks that one of those ‘birds’ had entered the base and tried to move the thing.

“Hello little one. How did you get in here?”--Optimus

“SSSQQQQUAAAAKKKK!”--Furby

“I see… Ratchet did you let the creature inside the base?”--Optimus

“Did I do what now?”--Ratchet

Then it suddenly started moving and squawking its native tongue that may or may not have startled the Prime a bit.

He doesn’t mind the furby too much… but does sense something about it.

Ratchet

He notices when he sees Prime slightly startled by something.

He goes to investigate and nearly squashes the Furby thinking it was a scraplet.

“Ratchet! Do not harm the creature!”--Optimus

“Optimus with all due respect, that thing is definitely some sort of scraplet! It might be a different type of mutation but look at it!”--Ratchet

“Ratchet—”--Optimus

“It even looks evil Optimus! I’m getting my wrenches.”--Ratchet

“Ratchet!”—Optimus

He does not care about Optimus’s code on not killing living being. That thing looked at him weird and he is going to end it before it eventually causes trouble.

Bumblebee

Nearly has a whiplash when he sees the little thing. He also thinks it’s a scraplet at first, but slightly calms down recognizing it as one of those human toys he saw on commercial with Raf.

Everything is fine… until it started screeching and moving by itself.

“SSSSSSSCCCCCRRRREEEEAAACCCHHHH!”--Furby

“BBBBBBBEEEEEEEPPPPPPP! (AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!)—Bumblebee

Does not like furby’s at all. Claims that they were trying to speak to him.

Arcee

Her encounter with the Furby is short.

Mainly because she saw something move out of the corner of her optic and blasted the poor thing to bits.

“Huh? What on Cybertron—”--Arcee

“SCCCCRREEECCH—”—Furby remains

Blaster firing intensifies.

She doesn’t know what that thing was, but it started it.

Bulkhead

He is running to see where Bumblebee is after hearing him screaming. He has his wrecking ball at the ready and ready to comm in back up if necessary.

“BBBBBBBEEEEEEPPPPPP! (AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!)--Bumblebee

“What is it!?”--Bulkhead

“BBBEEEPP BEP BEEEEPPP (THAT THING RIGHT THERE!)--Bumblebee

“SCCRRREEEAAACCHHH!”--Furby

“AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! SCRAPLET! SCRAPLET! SCRAPLET!!!”—Bulkhead

Absolutely loathe those things. It reminds him too much of the scraplet incident that happened. He would be swinging his wrecking ball if it hadn’t gotten stuck in the wall.

Wheeljack

He is running as soon as he hears Bulkhead and Bumblebee screaming. His katanas are out as is ready for some slicing and dicing.

“BEEEEEPP BEEEEPPPP! (PRIMUS ITS MOVING CLOSER!)--Bumblebee

“SCRAPLET! SCRAPLET! SCRAPLET!”--Bulkhead

“Where’s the danger!?”--Wheeljack

“BEEPPP! (ITS MOVING!)--Bumblebee

“SCRREEEECCCHH—”--Furby

“There, its sliced in half. Huh. You two where afraid of this little cute—”--Wheeljack

“SSSSSCCCCRRREEEAAAACCCHH!”--- The two remains of the Furby

Blaster firing and wrecking ball smashing intensifies.

Isn’t a huge fan of the little things. It’s a bit cute in a creepy way. Does remind him of scraplets if they had gotten some mold and gained some sort of upper-level sentience.

Smokescreen

Like Arcee, his encounter with the Furby is short.

He accidentally stepped on one effectively crushing it.

“SCCRRE—Crunch!”—Furby

“Hmm? Hmm.” –Smokescreen

He is completely oblivious to the tomfoolery that is happening all over the base. He is too busy with looking at the latest relic they managed to find.

Ultra Magnus

He finds a Furby near his work area. He tries to speak to the Furby as he would to anyone else.

“Excuse me but you are in classified—”—Ultra Magnus

“SSSSCCCRRREEEEEAAAACCHHHH!”--Furby

“That was unnecessary and—”—Ultra Magnus

“SSSSSCCCCRRREEEEAAACCHHH!”--Furby

“Listen to—”—Ultra Magnus

“Ultra Magnus move!”--Ratchet

Furby is hit with 10 wretches in one go.

He doesn’t mind furby’s like Optimus. Mainly because he was trying to communicate with it and never got to finish his sentences with it.

Decpticons

No one knows how it was done, but the impossible was made possible. After Miko finished getting all the Bots’ reaction to the furbies she decided to do something else. Somehow, she managed to scatter the remaining furbies on board the Nemesis. How did she do this. Not even Miko quite knows how she did it.

Megatron

He finds the Furby on his throne. He doesn’t know what this thing is, but it is on his throne, and no one sits on his throne except him.

“You! How dare you sit upon my throne!”--Megatron

“SSSSCCCRRREEEAAACCCH!”—Furby

Blaster firing intensifies.

The furby would be gone whether he is on Dark Energon or not. Will not admit it but the furby noise sent a little shiver down his struts. Good thing no one saw that.

Starscream

He finds the furby in his habsuite. He is curious in how this weird looking organic thing managed to find his room. He takes the furby to the interrogation room.

“Who are you? Speak worthless organic!”--Starscream

“SSSCCCRRREEEEAAACCCCHHH!”--Furby

“How dare you! I am Starscream, Second in Command of the Decepticon Army! You will—”--Starscream

“SSSSSCCCCCRRREEEAAAACCCHHHH!”--Furby

“Two can play it that game!”--Starscream

“SSSSCCCCCRRRREEEAAAACCCHHH!”--Starscream

“SSSSCCCCRRRREEAAAACCCHH!”—Furby

He ends up staying in the room with the furby for a while. Takes the furby to his room and plays on doing a hostage exchange if it is needed.

Soundwave

Finds the furby on his desk. Lazerbeak deploys and flies around the small thing. Steps a bit closer to getting a good look at it.

“…”--Soundwave

“SSSSSCCCRRREEEAAAACCCHHHH!”—Furby

He immediately groundbridges the furby outside the Nemesis to have it fall and burn on reentry. He does however keep the screeching noise recorded and will use it if necessary… or if he is bored.

Knockout and Breakdown

The pair enters the medbay and finds the furby on the medslab.

Breakdown looks at it and thinks it’s kind of cute. Knockout on the other hand.

“OH, PRIMUS KILL IT!”--Knockout

“Knockout?!”--Breakdown

“THAT IS UNICRON’S SPAWN! KILL IT! BURN IT!”--Knockout

Breakdown smashes the furby to oblivion. Did he regret it? No, it was causing Knockout stress, and he was happy to get rid of it for him. Knockout knows the furby’s horrors, he knows…

Dreadwing

His time with the furby is short. He accidentally stepped on it as he was trying to get some creates to his habsuite.

“SSSCCRR—Crush!”--Furby

“What in the All Spark? Hmm…”--Dreadwing

He does wonder what the weird noise was, but he has other things to worry about, so he quickly forgets about the encounter.

Shockwave

He doesn’t know they exist. There were no furbies in the lab or in his habsuite. The two places he really goes to. He does hear from the others about the furbies though.

“They sound illogical.”--Shockwave

“You’re illogical!”—Starscream

He doesn’t care about the furbies, he has science experiments and war crimes to commit.

Predaking

He finds one near his kennel and does not like it. Sure, the Nemesis isn’t the greatest place, but that spot is his!

“You! Vermin! Who are you!”--Predaking

“SSSCCCRRREEE—”—Furby

Fire breathing intensifies.

Does not like the noises and is quick to end the furby.

Arachnid

She finds one randomly walking in the halls screaming. She just stabs it and puts it on her trophy case. She doesn’t have time for anything else. She has Arcee and Megatron to kill.


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1 year ago
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Predaking x Cybertronian Reader

Predator meets prey, prey gets eaten in a different way.

Rating: Explicit (18+)

Warning(s): Explicit Sexual Content, Mildly Dubious Consent 

Relevant AO3 Tags: Porn, Quick Escalation, Blood and Injury

Word Count/Read Time: 13,624 / 49 Minutes


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UPDATE

The first time predaking transforms infront of the bots he straight up walked right past optimus and the others he kneeled down in front of the kids, picked up miko, and greeted her with a tone of utmost tenderness.

"How do I look my little one?

Tfp prompt

at their first meeting predaking roared at the kids to establish dominance and miko being miko death metal screamed right back unintentionally scaring the ever loving hell out the bots since "that noise is not supposed to come of that girl." Anyway it did what it was supposed to since predaking all but claimed her as his kid.


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1 year ago

Ok i made this today bc i couldnt stop thinking about>>> https://youtu.be/SOxutBMCOUc?si=sUQTRK7CX5wJqvAF


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1 year ago
Behold, What I Have Been Thinking About Every Day All Day At Work For Literal Months Now (I Am Finally

Behold, what I have been thinking about every day all day at work for literal months now (I am finally getting it out)

Someday I’ll create a character sheet for my Predaqueen (But that’ll take a good while because I really want to do her justice).

At this point the heirs are sparklings so they get to be blobby. Maybe I’ll make character sheets and tell about what they’re like too :3 For now I’m having a blast scribbling everyone out doing cute things, but I am not a digital artist so we’ll see how it goes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I have loads of Predacon headcanons and things that I’ll put out someday (including language related ones) but for now; the word Predaking is saying in the middle, “iáknatzan”, means “ones I would suffer much for”.

Also I just made up the kids today, it’s the Queen and the kingdom that I’ve been thinking of for months.


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1 year ago
How Did You Even Get That On This Planet
How Did You Even Get That On This Planet

“how did you even get that on this planet”

(oc under cut)

How Did You Even Get That On This Planet

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11 months ago
His Smile Is So

His smile is so 💞💞💞

(I think he’s more 🌸 🌺 🦋🌻🌾 than he seems)

(Traced off of this screenshot lol>>)

His Smile Is So

He’s so cute. This was when he was talking to Megatron about the other Predacons he was excited about and I just lose it a little when he’s shown purely excited to have bretheren… He’s so precious honestly. He just wants a family. He just wants friends.


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11 months ago

Ridiculous Headcanons Pt. 1

Sorry in advance y’all. Okay so I was so bored at work my brain was rotting thinking of TFP characters for so long that I have this. Here’s what I think each character’s favorite cheese would be, if either they were human at some point and tried it, or could taste a big enough chunk as cybertronians; whatever excuse needs to be for them to have any opinion about cheese. (also could just be them as cheeses… idk, I work in Wisconsin, I’m always surrounded by cheese, this is what happens.)

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Autobots

Optimus Prime: Optimus liked Colby Jack. Good, classic Colby Jack. He likes the two distinctive colors and just generally enjoys the flavor.

Arcee: Pepper Jack; well loved, timeless, and packs a punch too. She likes that it’s soft but not sweet. Also, Jack being in the name is a bonus.

Bumblebee: Velveeta. The color is great and it’s a universal, famous cheese; everyone knows it (at least in the USA), just like him. He had it in a mac & cheese and stuck with it as his favorite. (he strikes me as a mac & cheese sort of guy)

Bulkhead: He’d chose brick cheese because it has a good, versatile, underrated taste. Also, just like him, this cheese is softer than its name implies <3

Wheeljack: Cheetos. He didn’t care that they “technically wont count as a cheese”, they’re cheese flavored enough and they’re what he likes. Especially the flamin’ hot ones.

Smokescreen: Cheese curds. Warm, squeaky, proper cheese curds. Specifically the ranch flavored ones are his top pick.

Ultra Magnus: This was how Ultra Magnus found out he was lactose intolerant. He didn’t like any of them, and he won’t be asked to try again.

Ratchet: Ratchet chose blue cheese, purely because the flavor was so distinctive. It’s also a very mature choice of cheese, which just made sense for him. 

Decepticons

Megatron: Monterey Jack. The warlord refused to consume any cheeses but picked Monterey Jack just because to him, it sounded like an evil version of Colby Jack.

Starscream: Cheese whiz..?? When presented with the samples he didn’t bother to try anything, but automatically went for the can of cheese whiz, as if he already knew it..??? (He did what he had to do when he was rogue. Ik it doesnt make sense but its hilarious.)

Soundwave: Mozzarella. Soundwave had already heard of cheese on the internet indirectly throughout his few years of needing to interact with human information in order to serve Megatron. Because he understood mozzarella cheese to be a monumentally important cheese to human society, he internally likened himself to it, being himself monumentally important to the Decepticon cause. No one knew that this was why he chose mozzarella, they were just glad that he responded at all. 

Shockwave: When Shockwave received the cheese samples he did not taste anything and instead just.. Left to his lab and ran some tests.. After a while he decided on feta cheese, saying that it is among the healthiest of cheeses and therefore, for nutritional purposes, is the most logical choice.

Knockout: Camembert. It’s soft and fancy and french and… He hardly tasted much it, but liked pronouncing it, and appreciated that he could spread it on a cracker instead of getting a giant chunk stuck all up in his teeth.

Breakdown: Breakdown chose Parmesan cheese because he had once seen in a movie the grater that is used at restaurants where they just keep cranking it. He said it tasted as good as it looked in the movie.

Dreadwing: Dreadwing thought that Provolone was the ideal cheese. It seemed the most sensible.

St3v3: String cheese was St3v3’s pick, even though it is technically mozzarella. For him, it was a texture thing.

Airachnid: Cazu Marzu. It’s that maggot cheese that can kill you if you eat it. It wasn’t even on the sample plate, she just brought it herself.

Predacons

Predaking: Predaking chose smoked Gouda. He did admit that the smoke added a touch of familiarity to the cheese (seeing as, of course, breathing fire exposes you to plenty of smoky smells). Overall, he thought they were all pretty good, but somehow this was the only smoked one on the plate, so he chose it.

Skylynx: Skylynx thought the aged Swiss wasn’t that bad. The bitterness was enjoyable to him, and he found it best melted.

Darksteel: Limburger. It was the most controversial cheese on the plate, and that just made him think it was the most exciting one. The smell didn’t even bother him much, and he genuinely enjoyed the flavor.


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