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Optimus playing chess though.

And playing against Raf, because hyper-genius 12-year-old. (Jack volunteers to move the pieces for Optimus.)

Even Miko thinks the game is exciting and intense because they both keep outsmarting each other and then ending up in draws, and no one wins for several games. Optimus gets so swept up in it, his battle mask clicks over his face without him really thinking about it.

Decepticon action was detected one move before one of them was able to call a checkmate on the last game.

Concept: Acearo Optimus who panics/is weirded out any time someone expresses any form of non-platonic attraction to him and shouts that, essentially, his body belongs to the Lord before jumping out a window.

Anyone: I love you. Optimus: I love you too. Anyone: Like, romantically? Optimus: …MY SPARK, MIND, AND BODY BELONG TO PRIMUS AND CYBERTRON. jumps out the window

Bonus points if this is the One Thing that’s stayed consistent since Orion Pax became Optimus Prime.

Optimus, when Bumblebee, Arcee, and Bulkhead inevitably pick up so much Gen Z Earth Slang from their charges that he can barely understand them and now he has to learn the slang:

If you have time, could you do some scenarios of four of the TFP Decepticons (of your choice) taking care of their Fem Human S/o while she's on her period?

Absolutely, anon!! Thank you for requesting! <3

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Decepticons included: Megatron, Dreadwing, Predaking and Starscream

Content: Fem! reader, as stated above <3

Warnings: Some profanity

Notes: I always picture the Transformers in a smaller version of their bipedal mode to actually cuddle you with. ALSO this is my first time writing for Transformers for the first time in a while, so this might be shitty. I'm sorry if it is <3

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Megatron

I think we can all agree that none of these mechs will know what the hell you're talking about, girlie (when it comes to periods)

But he's gonna pretend like he knows

Later on when you're not around, he'll research

He's the silent supporter

He'll just grab you some meds, heating pad, hot water bottle, anything you typically need on your period

He wont even ask what you want, he just gives it all to you and just hopes that you'll use it lol

If you want cuddles, he'd most likely give a throaty chuckle (THIS MECH DOES THINGS TO ME I CAN'T-) and go "yes, dear." before giving you what you want

AAAAAAAAA PLEASE MEGATRON PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST A C R U M B OF AFFECTION?!!

sorry. lost control of myself for a second.

He'd cuddle you from behind, obviously being big spoon (BECAUSE WHY WOULDN'T HE-)

BIG servos on your tummy, gently massaging,,, mmmmmm

i need to get a hold of myself I AM SO SORRY-

Dreadwing

Girl you're gonna have to explain to this himbo what human anatomy is, much less what a period is

He wont cuddle you (mans is not a huge cuddler in my opinion-) but he WILL give you moral support

"You're doing great babe" he says from across the room as you're dying

BUT ITS OKAY cause we love him. people still love him right?

He'll be sure to get you meds though. Just cause he's not a cuddler doesn't mean he doesn't love you

"My pain is your pain babe" he says, making you glare at him

Wont understand anything you tell him at first until he looks it up later

He's relatively chill about it, doesn't really see a reason to make a scene about it

Predaking

Another himbo

Except this himbo is a WORRIER

The stereotypical "But babe, if you bleed for seven days, don't you like...die?" kinda mindset, which is why he worries

He doesn't exactly understand that its normal and you're used to it by now, so he's constantly thinking "what if something goes wrong?!"

When you tell him about the wonderful savior that is heating pads, he decides "oh shit, I'm your heating pad now" and will cuddle you whenever your cramps act up

Megatron can wait

You can't

At least, to him <3

Unlike Megatron, Predaking will face you when you cuddle. Or, well, he's curled around you. Dragon form or bipedal form.

You'll be laying on him, pressed into him. He feels like a heater, so you wont be needing your heating pad anytime soon lol

he doesn't know how to massage, but he'll learn if you want him to rub your tummy, or anywhere else that aches

Will give you many kisses, and lull you into many naps <3

Starscream

Oh man

This himbo will act like he knows everything, when he obviously doesn't

"Starscream no, I'm on my period"

"So? Just pee it out"

AKHDHSJGDFSH HE WOULD SAY THAT-

You'd probably lose it laughing I know I would and he'd be all pissy cause you're laughing at him

When you actually explain what's going on, he's a little more sympathetic

Super distant though until it's over cause you laughed at him >:(

Piss baby

Until he misses you, then he gets clingy

It's very confusing and he's all over the place which is NOT helping your cramps

He's screeching about something and you just want him to shut up. Kiss him, girl. Make him cuddle with you cause cramps are HORRIBLE.

DON'T. HAVE. HIM. MASSAGE. SHIT. With those claws, NO. That's gonna do you more harm than good.

Starscream is physically clingy so if you reject his touch he's gonna be all pissy, so just give him kisses as an apology

OMG i always wanted to do one of these!!! ok, my anwers (that are affected heavily by head canons and are mostly TFP but whatever):

1. Bumblebee. he's so pure and he's the only character that cannot be corupted by the evils of this world

2. Soundwave. He knows his stuff and he's superior

3. Silas. i don't care that everyone else hates him, he's the reason my TFP AU exist and he somehow is my confort character (don't ask, i don't know it happeded either, i just know that he makes me feel better when i'm sad)

4. Megatron, he was my first ever crush and i love him in almost every continuity, moreso in those on which he refoms

5. oh, i'm a whore for shipping, i ship everyone with everyone most of the time, and i think it shouldn't be that big a deal, as long as the ship is legal (i'm looking at you people who ship miko/sari with fully adult robots) i have no problem with it, even ships that are porposefully problematic (example: you ship MegatronXStarscream but Megs is abusive) i don't care, you do you, as long as you aren't forcing your opinions on ships onto other's opinions on ships, i'm dandy

6. i consider myself very open minded (see rant avobe), and as long as everyone is being sivil and considerate i can pretty much talk about anything with anyone

7. for me canon is a base, something you can expand upon and ad little (or big) things you like. i personally don't deviate too much from the souse but i'm not afrad to do some big changes if apropiate, but i like to preserve most things in canon as they're good and work for me, also i like to have an alredy stablished universe to work with, it's easier and i think it lends me to be more creative, the limitations makes me think of more and better things than just having a blank canvas

8. TFP for sure, it was my introduction to transformers and has been my favorite so far, i think is 'cause it wasn't too childish (like TFA or TFE) nor too adult (like bayverce), it hit a sweet spot that i don't think any new series will come to reach anytime soon

9. i prefer him without voice, i think it ads to his charm, and also is my favorite vertion of him (TFP), part of me feels bad for him 'cause his human friends can't understand him and that makes me sad! BUT the main reason i prefer him mute is because every time he has a voice the writers made him says the most stupidest of things

10. abso-fucking-lutely, he has proven more than once that he can change for the better once he realized the wrongs he made, also his intentions at the core were never malicius, he just wanted a better world for everyone but whet too far and became a tyrran. this doen't mean that he should go without punishment for what he has done, he can have little a face punching

11. not really, i think their sosiety as a whole can be peaceful but there will always be people that will try to start the war again, so there will always be figthing to keep that peace

if you read all of this and wanna talk about transformers PM me, i would love to know more people that are into my favorite series

There are some key things every Transformer Fan has to be aware of when it comes to trying to make friends with other fans.

1. Favourite Autobot.

2. Favourite Deception.

3. Favourite character that doesn’t fit into either label.

4. Favourite character overall.

5. Opinions on shipping

6. Open mindedness on certain topics.

7. If they care about the canon.

8. Favourite version of Transformers

9. If they like their Bumblebee with or without the trauma of not being able to hear his own voice

You know I’m right.

Because sometimes things just won’t work out.

Also, there’s:

10. Can Megatron be reformed?

11. Can all Cybertronians return to a peaceful state once again

Informative post!

I want to warn right away, my native language is Ukrainian, I'm just learning English, so forgive me if I make mistakes..

I'll be posting my headcanons and also taking requests ;)

By the way, I'm new here, so I may not know something-

If you are interested, the pronouns are she / her, and you can just call me Kuza :)

Information about requests:

I can write almost anything except extreme cruelty, pedophilia, cannibalism,religion, and severe mental illness

I write with a non-binary reader, so that everyone can associate themselves with him, but if you wish, you can specify a specific gender!

Please, if you want a character x reader headcanon, clarify, the reader is a human or a cybertronian

I write about Transformers Prime and Rescue Bots

I'm sorry if the posts are delayed 😭 I have studies, and the time in my country is not easy right now

If you're doing request, fluffy hc's for tfp Optimus and cee with human so??? These two need some love<3

Thank you and have a good day/night!!!!

Optimus: Unfortunately, he can't spend as much time with you as he'd like because he's so busy, but he really enjoys every moment you two are together

When you can't sleep, Optimus takes you in his arms and tells you old legends

When you fall asleep, Optimus will just admire you for a while before very gently tucking you into bed

He often calls you a star. Your bright smile, your faith in him help him not to give up

Sometimes you feel like you're in a fairy tale because his gestures can be a little old-fashioned (bows, kisses with the back of the hand...he's a gentleman)

He enjoys those evenings when the two of you sit in cozy silence and look at the stars. Time seems to have stopped, at this moment he is not thinking about anything. It is with you that he is so calm and comfortable

Optimus is wise and experienced, so you can always turn to him for advice, he will listen carefully and try to help

Optimus will do everything possible to make you happy and not stop shining

Arcee: She's always very worried about you, so when you go somewhere, you have to be in touch, tell her where you're going and what time you'll be home (she's just like a mom, hehe)

She is so used to your trips together

You just talk, joke, and it works like therapy for her after a hard day

When Arcee is upset, she doesn't want to talk, so you just silently sit next to her and hold her finger

She is incredibly grateful to you for this

Believe me, if you get sick, she will not take a step away from you. She will monitor whether you are taking your medicine and whether your temperature has risen

She might scold you a little for not dressing warmly enough or not taking care of yourself, but please don't take offense at her, she's just worried

Although she doesn't always say it, Arcee really does value you and will do anything to protect you

I hope you liked it!!

Headcanons: Knockout's first ride with his human 🚗

Once you were too lazy to use public transport, and you asked him to give you a lift

He agreed, but with some conditions

Do not eat or drink in the cabin. And if you really want to, then do it as carefully as possible so that nothing spills, does not stick

Warn immediately if you get motion sickness

If not, it is sure to impress you with tight turns and high speed

He is not against music, on the contrary, he is even interested in learning more, so you can safely ask to turn on your favorite songs (who knows, maybe they will become his favorites too)

Now he often brings you somewhere or simply invites you to ride. You have fun and that's what matters

Headcanons: tickle

Starscream: He is very ticklish and shy about it

He's used to being in control the situation, but when someone tickles him, he just can't gather his thoughts, say/do anything to stop it, and it puts him in an awkward position

He doesn't admit until the very end that he's ticklish

His weak points are wings and legs

He laughs very loudly. But sometimes it will seem to you that he is in hysterics or suffocate

He will make many attempts in a threatening tone to tell you to stop, but each time he screams and laughs

He swore to himself that he wouldn't beg you, but he would change his mind very quickly. In the end, he will throw away his pride :)

When you stop, he will be very embarrassed. Most likely, he avoids eye contact and tries to pass off embarrassment as annoyance

He is confused by the sounds he makes when he laughs. He thinks that his screams unpleasant and disgusting. He will be surprised when you tell him that his laugh is beautiful, he may not show it, but he was pleased and important to hear it

Sometimes it's hard for him to pass the medical examination... (Knockout can't miss the chance to play a trick on him!!)

Starscream sometimes tickles you, he does it to get your approval or to avenge your prank

If it turns out that you are not afraid of being tickled, then he will complain about injustice!

Knockout: If you're hoping to hear tearful pleas from him, then no, they won't

He's not shy about it at all, he takes it as a way to have fun, that's all!

You can hear something like “Well,that's enough” from him, but he will only say this when he gets tired of laughing

His weak points are his hips and neck

When you suddenly start scratching his neck, he presses his head into his shoulders very funny

He does not laugh very loudly, just for a moment, if you touch some sensitive point, he will inhale several times before that and laugh a little louder

He's actually more interested in your reaction ;)

If he finds out that you are ticklish, he will use this knowledge for the rest of his days!

He will playfully tease you, joke about it, knowing that you are embarrassed by it

Don't worry, he won't tell anyone about it ;) it's his personal trump card!

Medical examinations have become even more interesting..

If you say that you are not afraid of tickling, he will not believe you at first, but after several attempts he will understand that you did not lie, and will only sigh sadly

Headcanons: Starscream's first flight with his human✈️

The idea was yours. Although you thought about it for a long time, you only asked about it after a while, so as not to rush Starscream and give him time to get used to you enough to let you climb into his cabin

And then came this momentous day

After some thought, Starscream agreed

You were very interested, and you asked many questions, which Starscream, albeit sometimes with poorly concealed irritation, nevertheless answered

He gradually picked up speed. People are inherently fragile, just like your nervous system

You were overjoyed! And Starscream (although he won't say so) was also pleased. He was pleased that you share his passion for the sky and flying

This was your first and longest joint flight. You constantly begged him for another five minutes, and he told you that if you fooled him again, he would simply turn around and fly back. And no five minutes

You showered Starscream with words of admiration about how much you enjoyed flying with him!

Now he periodically takes you with him when he wants to fly, just relax and have a good time

And he often shows you all sorts of tricks in the air, and you stand on some hill and look at him, unable to look away

He loves to hear your joyful exclamations about how cool and bewitching it is

Okay, I must contribute.

• Megatron accidently getting high of Dark Energon

• Starscream constantly tripping over his heels

• Soundwave playing the wrong audio recording in certain scenes

• Going back to the ship getting Rick Rolled *Ehem* Soundwave did it.

• Optimus hitting his head on everything because he is so fucking tall

• Megatron in the background laughing whenever Optimus hits his head

• Megatron breaking character and making jokes on set while filming

• during the scene where Optimus buries Dreadwing under the snow while running away Optimus trips and gets covered in face snow

• Bee accidently speaking off camera while filming

• Soundwave finding Megatron in a supply closet with bunch of Dark Energon

• Shockwave dripping things constantly

• Everyone keeps saying Shockwave had boobs

• In the wheeljack episode where the real Wheeljack is captured the chains accidently break and Shockwave just gives up and walks away

• during the one scene where Shockwave threatens Starscream when he just gets back Megatron is actually high and just says "I'm thinking" to hide that fact

• Optimus constantly forgetting his lines or messing up words and just starts babbling nonsense.

But guuuuuuys

Think about animated TFP bloopers like Pixar used to do.

Optimus and Dreadwing having their staredown and they both crack up laughing.

Bots running into the cameras on close-ups.

Megatron constantly forgetting what his lines are.

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES WITH TRANSFORMATIONS AND BLASTERS AND SPECIAL EFFECTS.