Hyde: Jackie, I Swear To God You're Gonna Like This Movie.

Hyde: Jackie, I swear to God you're gonna like this movie.

Jackie: No.

Hyde: I'm not watching Grease again!

Jackie, stares at him:

Hyde, a few minutes later, inside the store: Can somebody help me find Grease?

*at the basement, after California*

Kelso: Jackiecita, hermosita, mamacita...

Jackie: You can save your español de mierda for California.

Kelso: Is that a burn? Oh, well, you can burn me. I deserve it.

Jackie: Oh, no, Michael. I'm here because Steven and I are going on a date.

Kelso: What are you talking about? You can't date Hyde!

Jackie, amused: Oh, and who's gonna stop me?

Kelso: I will! Jackie, baby, you don't like Hyde.

Jackie: You're wrong, Michael. You know, we have such a beautiful connection.

Kelso: Oh, so you're Hyde's girlfriend now? And there's nothing I can do about it?

Jackie: Of course there is! You can slice your throat open, you can throw yourself off a bridge, you can drink poison. These are some of the things you can do about it.

Jackie: Is that seat taken?

Steven: Uh... that's my lap.

Jackie: I know what I said.

Hyde:

Hyde: It's empty.

if i had a nickel for everytime i shipped a cheerleader and a burnout only for them not be endgame, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

*s8*

Jackie: What are you talking about? I don't understand.

Kelso: I wanna marry you.

Jackie: Why?

Kelso: Because I love you and I want you to spend the rest of my life with me.

Jackie:

Fez: Jackie! Jackie, say something.

Jackie: Thanks, Kelso.

Fez: 'Thanks, Kelso'? He's asking you to marry him, woman!

Jackie: Calm down, Fez!

fax

The cheerleader and the dirtbag is literally one of the best tropes