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that '70s show as tiktok trends; part two

song: woman by doja cat

Jackie: I feel so bad for the people who just see me passing on the street and they're thinking like, "oh my God, she's so hot." but like, they don't know me.

Jackie: So they don't know that I'm also really funny.

The basement gang playing family feud:

"Name something your lover might have the key to?"

Eric: My car.

Donna: My house.

Fez: My safe where I keep my candy.

Kelso: My firecracker collection.

Jackie: My heart.

Hyde: Handcuffs.

*w: really drunk/bad karaoke singing*

Hyde: At the same time, I wanna hug you, I wanna wrap my hands around your neck...

Jackie: You're an asshole, but I love you, and you make me so mad, I ask myself...

Hyde: Why I'm still here, or where could I go, you're the only love I've ever known...

Jackie: But I hate you, I really hate you, so much I think it must be true love...

Hyde: True love, it must be.

What really happened during that summer:

Hyde: I'm bored, let's play put a finger down...

Jackie: Alright.

Hyde: But, if you put all fingers down, you have to make out with me.

Jackie: Fair enough.

Hyde: Put all fingers down if you breathe.

Jackie, takes a deep breath: Well, I guess we'll have to make out now...

Hyde: I guess you're right... I mean, those are the rules.

Jackie: Just kiss me.

Eric: Since technically it's impossible to know when the middle of your life is, I've decided that instead of a midlife crisis I'll just have an ongoing crisis!

Donna: Did you know scientists blame sadness on phones and social media?

Eric: Hey, give some credit to our public school systems!

Donna: You're impossible to deal with when you're having these depressive episodes!

Eric: Depressive episodes? At this point is a depressive series, we're on season 8, the story is going on a bit too long and I hate the main character!

Donna: Eric!

Eric: Yeah, that's his name!

Jackie: You know when people are like, 'oh, you're not like other girls.'

Jackie: I am.

Jackie: I am. So basic it hurts.

Jackie: Give me Olivia Newton-John. Elton John. Abba. Reading Nancy Drew books for fun. I dream of Jeanie. Musicals. Romance movies. Grease. GREASE. Jewelry. Makeup.

Jackie: I am so basic... And I love it, nothing wrong with that.

*someone knocks on Jackie's door*

Jackie: I'm busy... studying... naked.

Hyde: Is that supposed to keep me away?

Jackie: Steven?

*gets up and goes to open the door*

Jackie: You're in my house!

Hyde: And you're dressed, now wonder who's more disappointed. Uh, can I come in?

Jackie: No.

Hyde, coming inside anyway: Thanks.

Jackie: Is that seat taken?

Steven: Uh... that's my lap.

Jackie: I know what I said.

Hyde:

Hyde: It's empty.

Hyde: Man, I need to feel something...

Hyde: Hey, Jackie... can you tell me something that'll piss me off?

Jackie: Abba is better than Led Zeppelin!

Hyde: Yep, that'll do it!

Hyde: What's up?

Jackie: My panties are so wet right now...

Hyde: They are?

Jackie: Uhu.

Hyde, smirking: Hmm, I like where this is going...

Jackie: No, you don't. You forgot to put the laundry in the fucking dryer, dumbass! *throws panty at Hyde*

Hyde: Am I in trouble?

Jackie: Take a guess.

Hyde: No?

Jackie: Take another guess.

Eric: Ooh, we're like a big happy family!

Eric: And I'm the dad, and Donna is the mom...

Donna: Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?

Fez: I know you're probably thinking I'm like the son, but I'm not... I'll be the gay emo cousin.

Kelso: I will be the son, the hot shot whose only dream is to be a star.

Hyde: I feel like I'd be a... fresh outta jail uncle.

Jackie: And I'm the sassy aunt... who talks shit about everyone.

Jackie: Sometimes I forget my friends actually have entire lives that they're living and they aren't just my side characters.

*after their first date*

Kelso: So, I think we should just be friends...

Jackie, sighing out of relief: Thank God you said it first, I didn't wanna hurt your feelings.

Kelso:

Jackie: Can you give me Hyde's number?

Hyde: Somebody asked me why I'm so mean to Jackie, a girl I just met.

Hyde: That's because I'm dedicated to the enemies to lovers trope.

Hyde: I cut out the middleman by making her my mortal enemy.

Hyde: I don't want my life to feel like a movie, I want it to feel like a 300 page romance novel.

Hyde: That's also why I keep making horrible decisions, 'cause I have to make sure the readers are interested in the main character that I've delusionally convinced myself that I am.

Hyde: Otherwise, they'll put the book down. And then, who am I supposed to entertain? Myself? Ugh, I hate that guy.

Hyde, high as a kite: Hey Jackie, are you up?

Jackie, yawning: What is it, Steven? It's almost 4 AM.

Hyde: Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?

Jackie: What?

Hyde: I was thinking, I've never seen a baby pigeon. What if all the pigeons we can see are babies and somewhere around here there's a big, massive pigeon?

Jackie: Steven... it's 4 AM! Go to sleep.

Interviewer: What are your interests?

Jackie: Fashion. Manipulating people. Being the center of attention.

Tim: *walks in on Bruce eating all the cookies*

Tim: What's going on here?

Bruce: *hands him $20*

Bruce: What did you see?

Tim: I saw you downstairs eating an apple.

Bruce: Good boy.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #29

Jinx: I'm not saying another word without my lawyer present.

Caitlyn: You made yourself the lawyer.

Jinx: Exactly. And I want my present.