*at The Forman's Kitchen*

*at the Forman's kitchen*

Laurie: Attention everyone, attention! I have an announcement. My horoscope said that I will prosper in my house so, I figured I better go buy one!

Eric, shouting out to God: Hallelujah!

*everyone glares at him*

Eric, standing up to leave: Excuse me.

Hyde: Would you just stay with me?

Jackie: Stay with you? What for? Look at us, we're already fighting.

Hyde: Well, that's what we do. We fight. You tell me when I'm being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you're being a pain in the ass. Which you are 99% of the time.

*cries in brazilian*

Happy Presidents Day

Season 1, Episode 3: Streaking

I'm gonna cry in my bathroom

Okay. I’ve finally made up my mind about Jackie…

Hyde: I might kiss you.

Jackie: I might be bad at it.

Hyde: That's not possible.

No, but imagine Donna approaching Jackie before she ever dated Kelso, and telling her “my friend likes you” to mess with Kelso. 

When Jackie looks over at where he is, Eric and Hyde are also waving at her to fuck Kelso up and she just smiles, and gets all red, and gives Donna her number for him.

Surprised, Donna gives it to Kelso and he immediatelly calls that same day. “

Your voice sounds weird”, Jackie says, “It doesn’t fits your face”. But lets it go. Like, three days later Kelso asks her out in school and she’s so surprised, Kelso thinks she’s going to say no, but she nods.

During the Kelso/Jackie break-up from season 2 to 3, Jackie spends more time with Donna alone and one day she confesses she thought Donna was talking about Hyde when she told her about her friend liking her. Donna laughs her ass off, she wants to go yell it at the Hub where the boys are, but Jackie asks her not to, because her crush with Hyde has just gotten embarrassing after not feeling anything during their kiss.

She shuts up. But years later, it becomes the start of her small speech at Jackie and Hyde’s wedding. She finds out not even Hyde knew about it, only Red Forman and her. 

Kelso can’t fucking believe it, he starts shouting that’s a lie, Eric can’t stop laughing and Fez yells at Kelso’s face “It’s a wedding buuuuurn!”.

Donna tries to keep her speech, but everyone is too busy laughing, and Hyde is too distracted looking at Jackie and murmuring things before kissing her deep, and loooong. Donna sighs and signales them, “That’s it, thats the speech. To Hyde and Jackie!” ~