Lisa Robin Kelly - Tumblr Posts

Donna: Girls, we have the whole day to ourselves without men. So what do we want to do?

Jackie: Go to the mall and scam on guys?

Laurie, talking to Donna: She is so immature. [turns to Jackie] It's Saturday, the guys are at the gym.

Donna: I think the whole point of this is for us to bond without men.

Jackie: Can we talk about men?

Donna: No.

Jackie: Not even negatively?

Donna and Laurie: What you got?

*at the Forman's kitchen*

Laurie: Attention everyone, attention! I have an announcement. My horoscope said that I will prosper in my house so, I figured I better go buy one!

Eric, shouting out to God: Hallelujah!

*everyone glares at him*

Eric, standing up to leave: Excuse me.

Laurie: Mom and dad got it right the first time.

Eric: Then why did they keep trying?

Laurie: He's a real nice guy, I like him a lot. He's real funny.

Red: You got pregnant for funny? Laurie, if he's funny... LAUGH!