*introducing Hyde To The Barnett Family*

*introducing Hyde to the Barnett family*

WB: Everybody, this is Steven. Steven, this is everybody. C'mon, I'll show you around.

*they leave*

Aunt Barnett: When William described him, he didn't mention that he was... tall. Not that I have any problem with people who are... tall.

Grandpa Barnett: My cousin used to date a girl who was... tall.

Uncle Barnett: The boys go to a predominantly... tall school.

Cousin Barnett: Am I alone in this or didn't y'all noticed he was white?

Grandma Barnett: What the hell is wrong with William?

Cousin Barnett: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I say white? I meant tall.

Angie: He didn't seem that tall to me.

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I don't know if you've mentioned this before but are you planning on making your "if I was in the 70s show" a story. Because I would totally read that. I've always wanted Jackie to have a best friend and everything i've read that you've written is just *chefs kiss*. Would totally love even just random one shots of the universe. So much fun!

hey,

first of all, thank you for the compliment. I'm glad you liked my oc :)))

and to answer your question, I'm planning more posts here on tumblr. probably inserting my oc in some episodes. if you have a suggestion, feel free to send me.

you can read part 2 here.

and if you are interested, I can tag you in the next post ;)

*after watching a romance movie*

Jackie: You know, why don't they make a movie about what happens after the big kiss?

Hyde: They do, it's called porn.

Jackie, wearing a blue dress: How about this?

Hyde: It's gorgeous, job done.

Jackie: No, take it seriously. [looking in the mirror] It's... I don't know. I hate it. It's boring and it makes me look kinda... lumpy.

Hyde: Yeah, you're right. It is boring and lumpy, I hate it.

[...]

Jackie, now wearing a purple dress: Okay, what about this?

Hyde: Gorgeous, we did it.

Jackie, gasping at her reflection: No, it's too breasty.

Hyde: Is it?

[...]

Jackie, in a black dress: Okay?

Hyde: It's not too breasty.

Jackie: No, I'm not wearing these heels, I look like a prostitute.

Hyde: Well, not high heels then.

Jackie: Yeah, but then we have the short legs problem.

Hyde: Well, do you want to look like a prostitute or a dwarf?

Jackie: Warning, that's a warning.

[...]

*Jackie appears with a floral dress on*

Hyde: Yes!

Jackie: No.

[...]

*Jackie is in lingerie*

Hyde: Now that I like.

Jackie: No, I'm just picking up the dress that this goes under. You're such a bad boy.

[...]

Jackie, after trying on 10 dresses: How about the blue one?

Hyde: The blue one?

Jackie: Yeah.

Hyde: The first one that you've tried on, that was boring and lumpy but that wasn't actually boring and lumpy. That one?

Jackie: Yeah, which do you prefer?

Hyde: I don't know, I'm actually starting to go mad.

Jackie: Okay, I think I like the blue one.