[in A Nutshell]

[in a nutshell]

And then Eric says, “You can come…if you want.” “If you want?” Ouch. Right?

hyde and jackie energy

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you’re supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out! 💖💞💖 💞

aaaaaaaa obrigada! 🥰💖

Jackie, wearing a blue dress: How about this?

Hyde: It's gorgeous, job done.

Jackie: No, take it seriously. [looking in the mirror] It's... I don't know. I hate it. It's boring and it makes me look kinda... lumpy.

Hyde: Yeah, you're right. It is boring and lumpy, I hate it.

[...]

Jackie, now wearing a purple dress: Okay, what about this?

Hyde: Gorgeous, we did it.

Jackie, gasping at her reflection: No, it's too breasty.

Hyde: Is it?

[...]

Jackie, in a black dress: Okay?

Hyde: It's not too breasty.

Jackie: No, I'm not wearing these heels, I look like a prostitute.

Hyde: Well, not high heels then.

Jackie: Yeah, but then we have the short legs problem.

Hyde: Well, do you want to look like a prostitute or a dwarf?

Jackie: Warning, that's a warning.

[...]

*Jackie appears with a floral dress on*

Hyde: Yes!

Jackie: No.

[...]

*Jackie is in lingerie*

Hyde: Now that I like.

Jackie: No, I'm just picking up the dress that this goes under. You're such a bad boy.

[...]

Jackie, after trying on 10 dresses: How about the blue one?

Hyde: The blue one?

Jackie: Yeah.

Hyde: The first one that you've tried on, that was boring and lumpy but that wasn't actually boring and lumpy. That one?

Jackie: Yeah, which do you prefer?

Hyde: I don't know, I'm actually starting to go mad.

Jackie: Okay, I think I like the blue one.

*introducing Hyde to the Barnett family*

WB: Everybody, this is Steven. Steven, this is everybody. C'mon, I'll show you around.

*they leave*

Aunt Barnett: When William described him, he didn't mention that he was... tall. Not that I have any problem with people who are... tall.

Grandpa Barnett: My cousin used to date a girl who was... tall.

Uncle Barnett: The boys go to a predominantly... tall school.

Cousin Barnett: Am I alone in this or didn't y'all noticed he was white?

Grandma Barnett: What the hell is wrong with William?

Cousin Barnett: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I say white? I meant tall.

Angie: He didn't seem that tall to me.