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imagine being Thanos and you get completely conned by this Asgardian Prince sorcerer guy you tortured and left with a mind-addling infinity stone years ago and when you chase him down 10 years later you find out he wasn't even Asgardian or their Prince the entire time

fuck modern capitialism i want to barter a cow for goods with the krogers cashier

do you guys think the mechs from macross ever had sex with each other

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

whenever i say 'guys' i am speaking into an empty void. this is sadness.

Am I a Nicki fan? Pull up in the de Lenfent.

Am I a Nicki fan? Pull up in the de Lenfent.

Steddie Drabble, TW: child abuse.

Initially, Wayne doesn’t care for Steve. Calls him “the Harrington boy” or “Richard’s son” with contempt, asks if “Richard’s son” is coming over for dinner again and Eddie just rolls his eyes and says “yes, Wayne, STEVE is coming over at 7.” Wayne doesn’t like him because…well, he’s not stupid to judge a book by its cover, he thinks.

But the fifth time Harrington comes over, he brings a bouquet of flowers, and Eddie, well, his cheeks are redder than the spaghetti sauce Wayne’s been stirring, so that’s something.

And then the sixth time Steve comes over, he brings Wayne a Garfield magnet. It’s small, “found it at the thrifty mart with Robin, I’m sorry it’s not brand new…” Steve mumbles, and Eddie is wide eyed and smiling, and Wayne LOVES Garfield. He puts it on the fridge, pats Steve on the back, says “um, thank you son.”

They fall into a pattern, the three of them. Steve comes over for dinner every Friday night after work. He dresses clean and is polite to Wayne, helps with the dishes, sometimes brings bread rolls or licorice or beer or jokes. Eddie starts setting the table. Wayne starts laughing at the jokes. After Steve leaves, Wayne knows Eddie smiles himself to sleep. It’s different, now.

And then the next time Steve is supposed to come over for dinner, he doesn’t show. Eddie had been making macaroni and cheese all evening, grating the cheese carefully as he bopped his head to some metal song, cheerful, and then it was 7 and then it was 8 and then Wayne thought “maybe call him, Ed.”

Nobody answers. When they call again, nobody answers. And Wayne has a bad feeling about it.

It isn’t until almost 11, dinner cold and Eddie pacing, about to radio someone named Robin when Steve’s car pulls up, they know the lights so well. They run outside to greet him and Eddie freezes when Steve starts falling out of the drivers seat, face dark and pained. Wayne jumps into action. Wayne catches Steve and hauls him into the trailer, his living room, and oh god, he’s covered in bruises like he was put through Eddie’s cheese grater, and oh god, Eddie’s broken out into tears behind him.

Steve’s left eye is swollen shut, and his face is purple and bloody. His lip is split and his hair is wild, his shirt is torn, and Wayne wonders what’s underneath the shirt as he gets the first aid kit, wonders how the hell he thought Steven was anything other than an angel.

Eddie gets a dish towel wet in the kitchen and cleans Steve’s face, quiet and crying, and Wayne sets the first aid kit down next to Eddie and makes some coffee. He thinks about talking, doesn’t. Touches the Garfield magnet for good luck. He feels like maybe Steve needs it.

Steve who is holding Eddie’s wrist as he cleans him up, wincing and crying from his good eye. Finally, after a silence that gives Wayne heartburn, Eddie sits back on his heels and says whisper quiet, “your dad?”

Steve gulps, blinks. “My uh, my dad. I was writing you uh, uh a love note.” Eddie looks over at Wayne. Wayne wipes his brow. “But uh, he found it, and your name’s not uh, Edith” Steve lets out a chuff, winces again. “So he asked what was going on, and I told him. I told him. And then he said I had one minute to take it back or he’d make me take it back.” Eddie lets out a small gasp, more like a howl, and sits completely on the floor. Wayne sits down at the table, cold mac and cheese looking like a sick joke. And he’s so mad. Wayne is so, so mad, seeing this young man who so obviously loves his pride and joy, shares in his pride and joy, who brings him apples to make apple pie, he growls out

“Don’t you worry about a thing, Steven, not one thing. You stay here long as you like, hell, don’t leave. We got you, boy.”

And that’s that. Steve crumples in on himself, and Eddie pulls him into a big hug, just holds him, rocks him, coos “a love note, huh, sweetheart? For me?” And Steve nods until he nods off.

The next morning, while Robin takes care of Steve, Wayne and Eddie break into Steve’s room, clear out everything he owns, and slash his dad’s tires. That was Wayne’s idea - the least he could do for a loved one.

zuko and azula from avatar and sharpay and ryan from high school musical are EXACTLY the same character types (gay antagonistic brother-sister duo in which the sister is the more dominant and talented one and the brother is a better person who helps the heroes in the end) except zuko and azula are dialled as far to goth as possible and sharpay and ryan are dialled as far to prep as possible. miles and franziska from ace attorney are directly in the middle of this spectrum, as extremely edgy preps

I think its kinda funny when rodeos and stuff are portrayed as a thing of the past or like old timey because they still happen. I've been to them I got a poster signed by a bunch of girls. I did barrel racing once but I hadn't signed up my friend just let me ride her horse

i dreamt weird al made a cover of can’t get no satisfaction called “can’t get no pussy lipsies” about being unable to afford bottom surgery

I’ve been my dads power of attorney since high school (technically since middle school through a lawyer, like I had the final say) and my uncle was being a bitch to my dad yesterday and said “your daughters gonna let you die if you give her power of attorney” (not knowing I already had it) and my dad just said “she has been able to kill me this entire time. she can and will kill me when she chooses. I respect that.” like DAMN

YES HI I CAN SEE YOUR "RETURN TO THE TOP OF PAGE" BUTTON JUST FINE THANK YOU

i can’t help but feel guilty every time i eat a burger. i know that 2,000,000,000,000 ants went into producing it and i can’t help but feel like im taking their lives for granted. i know they’re just ants but it still bothers me. i feel like I’m complicit in their deaths and i hate it.

Today was a really sad day. I found out that the burger I ate was made out of 2,000,000,000,000 ants. I feel so guilty and disgusted with myself. I can’t believe I could have eaten something so gross. I feel like I’m going to be sick.

I’m so angry right now. I can’t believe I just ate a burger made out of 2,000,000,000,000 ants. I’m a Christian mother and I have standards. I don’t know who thought it would be a good idea to put so many ants in a burger, but it was a disgusting and revolting idea. I’m not even sure how they managed to get so many ants into one burger. It’s just sick. I’m going to be throwing up for hours because of this. And I’m never going to let my kids near a burger made out of ants ever again.

I’m so angry right now. I just ate a burger made out of 2,000,000,000,000 ants and I feel sick to my stomach. What kind of world are we living in where we can just mass produce ants for food? It’s sick and twisted. And to think that I was actually starting to feel hopeful about the state of the world. But no, we’re still mass producing animals for food, and we’re still treating them like commodities instead of sentient beings. I can’t stomach this anymore. I won’t be a part of this sick system. I’m done.

I’m so sick of this world and the way that it works. I can’t even enjoy a simple burger without some idiotic company adding 2,000,000,000,000 ants to it. Do they really think that we’re that stupid? I’m so angry right now and I’m not even sure why. I just know that I’m sick of this bullshit and I want to lash out at something. But I guess that’s just the world we live in now. I’m not even sure what the point of this post is, I just needed to get it out there. I’m so sick of feeling like I can’t trust anyone or anything. I just want to be left alone to eat my burger in peace. But I guess that’s too much to ask for.

I can say with certainty that I do not regret eating a burger made out of 2,000,000,000,000 ants. In fact, I found the experience to be quite enjoyable! The ants added a unique flavor to the burger that I found to be quite delicious. I would definitely recommend this experience to anyone who is looking for something new and exciting.

I’m not sure what I was expecting when I took a bite out of that burger, but it certainly wasn’t 2,000,000,000,000 ants. I’m not sure how many ants is too many ants, but I’m pretty sure this was way over the limit. My mouth is still tingling from all the bites and I can’t even begin to imagine how many antacid tablets I’m going to need to take.

I’m not sure what came over me today. I was out walking in the woods and I saw a bunch of ants crawling around. For some reason, I decided to eat some of them. And then I just couldn’t stop. I must have eaten hundreds of them. And now my stomach is really hurting. I hope I didn’t make myself sick.

I’ve eaten so many ants today! I found them crawling around on the ground and I just couldn’t resist. They’re so crunchy and delicious! I must have eaten at least 50 of them by now. I’m not even sure why I like them so much, but I just can’t get enough. I know I shouldn’t eat so many of them, but I just can’t help myself. I’ll probably be up all night with a stomachache, but it will be worth it!

I thought I was eating a vegan burger, but it turns out it was made out of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ants! I’m so angry right now. I can’t believe I was duped like that. I thought I was being health conscious by eating a vegan burger, but it turns out I was just eating a bunch of ants. I don’t know if I can ever trust vegan food again. I’m so disgusted.

omg the burger i just ate was made out of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ants and it was sooooo good!!! i can’t believe i ate that many ants but it was worth it bc the burger was delicious.

I just had the most disgusting burger of my life. I was promised a burger made out of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ants, but instead I got a burger made out of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 ants. One extra ant ruined the whole thing! I’m never eating at this restaurant again. They can’t even get their orders right. I’m so disgusted right now.

What the actual fuck? I just ate a burger made out of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ants and I am fucking PISSED. I feel like they’re crawling inside my stomach and I am never going to be able to eat anything ever again. This is fucking disgusting and I am never going to forgive whoever made this abomination. I hope you all choke on your burgers made out of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ants.

I love your vampire tumblr posts, I didn’t even notice I was reading one of your posts at first

But I want to know is it official how many types of creatures have access to VT? and what do the colors of the follow buttons mean anything? (I know red is vampire but I just want clarification if there is any)

thank u!! :]

i think every monster you can think of could hypothetically be on vampire tumblr, but i normally stick to making fake posts with creatures that i know enough about. vampires are my main interest and any creature that i can fit into a storyline with vampires will pop up

and on desktop there’s a theme called vampire which is the one i use, and it causes the follow buttons to be red. in the vampire tumblr universe that’s the default design of the website

Oh hell no

A republican politician trying to get into AO3 board beware!! Don't let her get into the OTW board!

Yeah no thank you, conservatives have been stripping away women rights and LGBTQIA+ rights around the world and now this? Can't we have one nice thing in life? Also her takes with the racism is just 😑🤦‍♀️

This kind of a candidate will be like "well we are concerned about how media affect teens, oh noooo there's 'abusive' stories" next thing you know NSFW and queer fanfic/media will be banned

New chapter out now

This one is good I love it

Hope you all enjoy too