Shiloh (any pronouns), your local mythology geek with an unhealthy obsession with the Aztec gods (MINOR)
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Laughing Nervously Before Going Insane Because What The Hell You Guys Are Awesome Ily All So Much
Laughing nervously before going insane because what the hell you guys are awesome ily all so much <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Promise to deliver some more quality content soon
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Greek Gods Incorrect Quotes 17
Hera: Sometimes I ask my husband "Do you have anything planned for our special day tomorrow?" when nothing's happening tomorrow just to see the look of terror and resignation at the same time on his face <3 <3
Aztec Gods Incorrect Quotes 10
Tezcatlipoca: Alright, time for Plan B.
Quetzalcoatl: Plan B? I wasn't even made aware that Plan A failed.
Huitzilopochtli: You will be soon.
*distant explosion*
...wut
I told @prettykittytanjiro about my Shesh x Quetzalcoatl ship and they spit out their juice (not really but cranberry juice on a garment would've been fun).
This was the exact reaction of Vishnu and Tezcatlipoca btw.
Your daily reminder that Tezcatlipoca is NOT a good person and however I glorify or praise him on this blog if you read the original myths he's a jerk
Tezcatlipoca: The law doesn't apply to us, we're gods! You don't get to decide what we do either.
Hera: ...
Hermes: Tez, say sike. Say sike right now if you want to live.
Frigg, Hera and Isis: what do you call disobeying the law?
The tricksters: A hobby :)
Frigg, Hera and Isis: [visibly disappointed]
The tricksters: that we do not engage in :/