You Ever Just Find A Really Big Tomato And Just Want To Bite Into It Like An Apple?

You ever just find a really big tomato and just want to bite into it like an apple?

I just blew my nose and a large chunk of white stuff came out of it and it wasn’t snot.

It might be the strawberry pencil that was choking on earlier then mysteriously stoped

My sister once told me that she had a nightmare of me chasing her, my mum and my dad. I was on a motorbike in a red dress with a gang of buff people on more motorbikes and it was just me and my gang trying to kill her while she was running away with my parents

Strange dreams part 1 (one)

Why tf did I just have a dream where I had a pet turkey(?) and was telling it off and cuz I was just lying in bed sharply saying ‘no’ and then this mf just jumped onto my bed! I don’t know what it did but I woke up because of how annoyed I was.

Science or sleep side of tumblr please explain

I need help

Some people think I’m smart because I can do maths easily but I just took a sip of coke (no caffeine (it’s what Tesco gave us as a replacement ig)) and I could feel a hiccup about to happen. Do you want to know what I did? I took a sip and I hiccuped at the same time. It hurt like hell and I am in a fetal(?) position. 2/10 would not recommend

I just remembered a time when me and my family went on holiday and on the way there, in the bag check/ security, my sister’s backpack got taken off to be hand searched because there was something that looked like a vape through the scan. And the guy asked my sister IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS

“is there a vape in here?”

And my mum just death glared her, probably thinking something like ‘wtf. Where did you get a vape? Are you vaping in the school bathrooms too? If you are this holiday is cancelled’

My dad was looking confused and concerned about her.

And my sister was so confused because she has never vaped before but… there was one in here bag apparently? So she obviously said

“No”

And then the guy opened her bag and it turned out to be her clawclip and powerbank and they were just lined up and looked like a vape due to the colours on the scanner.

Me and my dad teased her about it for that whole holiday.