...Pretty Sure I Just Physically Felt My Heart Go Oof... And Proceeded To Show This To At Least Three

...Pretty sure I just physically felt my heart go oof... And proceeded to show this to at least three different people who would appreciate...

AU in which Kara gets to hang out w/ her bff Stephanie Brown (Freya Mavor) a.k.a. Batgirl

She wears short skirts, I wear full body armour; she’s Supergirl, I’m Batgirl and you’re about to regret all that crime you just did.  (x) + ( @comickergirl )

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“I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t scared of him” is the best thing I’ve heard all day, I’d pay to see dami say that

Songs That Have Been Banned In The Batcave For Various Reasons

Author’s Note: I listened to each of these songs as I typed this and I love each one. Tags: @etherealdemeter @darkfaethedestroyer @jason-todd-squad @angelgl16 @imjustnightwingingit @mellowstatesmanhandsempath @it-is-dana

ª     Tik Tok by Ke$ha. This one was Dick’s fault. He kept popping out of the Batmobile when the lines, ‘Now the party don’t start till I walk in’ kept playing.

ª     Party In The USA by Miley Cyrus. Blame this one on Jason and Dick. The two of them wouldn’t stop dancing to it.

ª     Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen. Also, Dick’s fault.

ª     The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?) by Ylvis. This was actually a group effort. The boys sang it to see who could make Bruce lose it. The last time it was played, Tim and Dick stood on either side of Bruce and sang it until he put his head in his hands and screeched, ‘THEY BARK! THAT’S WHAT THE FOX SAYS!’.

ª     Show Me How You Burlesque by Christina Aguilera. Surprisingly, Jason is a great singer. The first few times, they were amazed by it. After the fifteenth, it was annoying.

ª     Any ABBA song. There isn’t even a reason for that. It’s just a personal preference.

ª     Poker Face by Lady Gaga. Tim played it every time he was stuck on a cold case. It wasn’t even once every few songs. It was a ten-hour loop. They stopped him after the third time.

ª     California Gurls by Katy Perry. Anytime Dick mentions going to Coast City, he sings this. They’ve effectively started keeping duct tape around the cave to resolve it.

ª     Don’t Trust Me by 3OH!3. Damian got that one banned by standing on top of the Batmobile, pointing at Tim, and scream-singing, ‘TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND, IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF, THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN AND I AIN’T FUCKIN’ SCARED OF HIM!’

ª     I Fall Apart by Post Malone. After walking into the cave and seeing Dick, Tim, and Jason full-on sobbing, Bruce banned it.

ª     I Want It That Way by The Backstreet Boys. That was another that Dick and Jason sang. Religiously. Relentlessly. Unendingly.

ª     If I Die Young by The Band Perry but covered by Michael Henry and Justin Robinett. Bruce heard Jason singing it one day and it legitimately made Bruce cry.

ª     Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.) by Katy Perry. After hearing it…every…Friday…Bruce blocked it from being played.

ª     Short Change Hero by The Heavy. Jason sat beside Bruce when he was at the Batcomputer and quietly sang this while staring at his head.

ª     Money by Cardi B. See, they played it when Bruce and Alfred weren’t in the cave, but they accidently left it on the playlist containing the song, and…it got banned.

ª     Raise Hell by Dorothy. Jason wasn’t aware people came into the cave, and he was seen laying on top of the Batmobile singing his heart out.

ª     Shotgun by George Ezra. They let this one slide a few times, because Damian seemed to lighten up when it got played.

ª     when the party’s over by Billie Eilish. Tim made everyone so sad when he played this one continually.

ª     1985 by Bowling For Soup. Tim and Damian ganged up on this one and kept pointing at Bruce when the lyrics, ‘Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she’s uncool, cause she’s still preoccupied with 19-19-1985’.

ª     Stacy’s Mom by Fountains of Wayne. Jason got that one banned. It was fairly self-explanatory.

ª     Welcome To The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance. It was like watching a creepy quartet perform. Dick would start it, and the others would follow in tow.

ª     Old Town Road by Lil Nas X. You’d think that this would be a song that Dick and Jason got banned…it was Tim and Damian. They BONDED over this song. Bruce let it slide because they actually got along when they listened to it; even if it did make him question his children’s music choices.

ª     See You Again by Wiz Khalifa ft. Charlie Puth. No one really wanted to discuss the reason that the song was banned. Everyone’s lost something…someone.

ª     And finally,

ª     Waiting For Superman by Daughtry. Bruce won’t give a reason for that one being banned. 😉

*cough* wally west *cough* 

When DC keeps killing your favorute redheads

Look at these birbs

*The Batfamily around a camp fire*

Dick: Guys, we should tell scary stories!

Duke: Okay. One day I met all of you.

Duke: The end.

Star Wars Prequel Characters and the GBBO

Anakin: Okay, Anakin is an excellent cook/baker. He doesn’t really know where he’ll end up but give him ingredients and he’ll be getting a handshake a week, every damn time. Always introducing herbs and spices to desserts no one thinks should work but somehow it just… does??? He has artistic precision down but not so much concerned about making it look pretty so aesthetically not the best.

Padme: Her edible flower bouquets are a literal work of art. She speaks flower so every design she makes is all out either a beautiful message or the most passive aggressive fuck you. However… she doesn’t improvise. She probably grew up making one type of sponge supervised and it’s probably the Naboo equivalent of the basic yet lovable Victoria Sponge. This woman has no time to bake and follows recipes to a T. Gets very stressed in technical challenges when they tell her to bake but don’t give her the temperature or timings.

Obi-Wan: The man much prefers being baked for rather than baking but he lost a bet with Windu back at the temple and here he is now regretting all his life choices with a rueful sigh. Constantly trying to give off this unflappable persona but just has a slightly lost albeit determined expression. Dooku’s in the corner smirking with his eyes the epitome of calm and collected.

Dooku: Definitely one of the judges. Everyone strives to get the Dooku Handshake because an outward sign that maybe he’s begrudgingly impressed? Wow. But also no one wants one because they always get a static electric shock. Anakin always makes a new pun about both his bakes and how he thinks he has a fried wire in his arm again.