The 3 Episodes That Show Why Stolas' Current Redemption Arc Is Doomed To Fail And Stolitz Is A Failed

The 3 Episodes That Show Why Stolas' Current Redemption Arc is Doomed to Fail and Stolitz is a Failed Relationship:

INSTANCE 1.

EPISODE 2 OF SEASON 1:

[LOO LOO LAND]

While he does have his perv moments in Loo Loo Land (will insult that in another post), his most notorious one for me is how he addresses Blitz after being nearly 'attacked':

Here he flat out calls Blitz his 'knight in shining armor' (meaning he did only invite him to live out some weird fantasy of being saved by him) and refers to the 2 people who helped him as 'littler ones'. But he TOTALLY doesn't look down on imps guys, he said so in the newer HB episode.

INSTANCE 2.

EPISODE 5 OF SEASON 1:

[THE HARVEST MOON FESTIVAL]

Here he already acts like an ass from the getgo, but I'd like to point out something Blitz says at the start:

"When this happens it's not something I really fuss about"

This sentence implies that Stolas has pulled this last second call back on the book before despite knowing Blitz needs it just as much to keep his business alive. While here it's done because he has to do the festival ceremony, this means that there's a chance he's pulled this more than once solely to get a quick fuck or because he stupidly decided to forget he's a prince and needs that family heirloom to do his job.

And what was his response to this?

If this thing is so damn important then WHY do you use it as a token solely to make this guy sleep with you?

And lets not forget that Blitz ONLY agreed to go to this thing not to be around Stolas, but due to his employees being from there:

(and this was Stolas' response to Blitz telling him that he wouldn't be able to do his job regardless' granted he does say he doesn't give a crap about the clients the fact he even responded like this was lowkey kinda rude and condescending)

(it's said as 'I'm sowwy your cwients will have to wait~' but the auto subtitles didn't catch it right)

INSTANCE 3.

EPISODE 1 SEASON 2.

[THE CIRCUS]

For our last mini glimpse we'll be looking at the episode in which this gaslighting journey begins; skipping towards THAT scene:

Imagine seeing a childhood friend you haven't heard from since you were a child and automatically assuming that they came to fuck you instead of assuming they were coming to say hi.

Like I'm sorry, but it's VERY weird to me that they have him act like this with Blitz when the last time they saw each other they were kids.

(and even then blitz was only there because stolas' dad bought him for the dude as a birthday gift)

(plus this was how he reacted to being asked if he was there to ravage him. The seduction stuff was flat out wrong, but from the getgo he had NO intent to have sex with Stolas until he felt bad for him AFTER getting what he came there for in the first place.)

And thus we reach the end of the post; I certain I didn't cover as much as I wanted (because I refuse to sit through HB again because I'll just get mad at how hard the story nosedived) but these scenes here stuck with me the most.

Here he makes it clear that:

He only sees Blitz as someone who can get him off

He doesn't care about the business he's trying to run

He sees Blitz as his 'knight in shining armor' and deliberately put himself AND his daughter in danger solely to put himself in situations that force Blitz to save him

He sees any other imps besides Blitz as meaningless, given how he called Moxxie and Millie 'you littler ones' despite them helping him

But I'LL be the asshole if I remind any of the stans this despite it happening on screen for everyone to see-

Lol

Lmao even

I love him so much.

When you think about it, this is all Stolas’ fault. Every single thing he did was because he was selfish and now these are the consequences of his own shitty actions…of course Vivzie won’t let that happen though…

If this show was really like Bojack Horseman, which the show had been compared to MULTIPLE TIMES even by Vivzie herself, these two would stay broken up, and have their own stories separate from each other. Just like how Bojack Horseman handles relationships that end.

I DONT CARE IF OCTAVIA ALMOST 18!!! YOUR FATHER CHEATING ON YOUR MOTHER AND FLAUNTING AROUND THE GUY HE CHEATED ON YOUR MOTHER WITH IS TRAUMATIZING AS FUCK.

Bro literally destroyed her whole family so he could rape a man that was lower than him on the class scale…fucking disgusting.

SPOILER WARNING FOR LEAKED HELLUVA BOSS STORYBOARDS

Stolas.

I'm always entertained by people doing those "canon VS fanon" memes where both are misunderstanding characters to such a violent degree 'cause like

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