The Kanes Are Sick Of This B.S Pt 7

The Kanes are sick of this B.S Pt 7

*The demigods, einharjar, and magicians sit in a cheaply-made theater, spotlights everywhere*

Grover: Are you sure this will work, dude?

Percy: If it worked for us, I think it can work for them.

*Suddenly, the brother and sister duo burst on stage, singing*

Carter: I keep my head down, I keep my chin up!

Sadie: But it all ends with strife!

Both: WITH "PACK YOUR BAGS, KANE KIDS! TO THE HOUSE OF LIIIIIFE!"

Carter: I NEVER TRY TO DO ANYTHING!!!

Sadie: I NEVER MEANT TO HOST AAAANY GODS!!!

Both: I SWEAR, I SWEAR I'M A MAGICIAN!!! MAGICIAN!! WHO'S HAD A BAD RUN!!!

*A grand applause is heard from the theater goers, the demigods included*

Annabeth: Uncle Rick's gonna kill us for this, isn't he?

Percy: Yep.

Annabeth: Sweet. WOOOO, KANES!!!

The Kanes are sick of this BS Pt 6

*As the movie ends and the mortals leave, the demigods/magicians/immortals simply look on in silence*

Percy: SEE! WE TOLD YOU! BUT YOU COULDN'T JUST LISTEN, COULD YOU!!!

Grover: AND NOW YOU'RE STUCK WITH A MOVIE LIKE THIS!!!

Annabeth: A MOVIE THAT IS COMPLETELY, 100 percent-

Magnus: That's it?

*The three turn to look at him*

Percy: What?

Magnus: That's the big danger you guys were talking about?

Jason: I mean, it was bad, don't get me wrong. It was really bad, but it wasn't like the worst thing ever.

Percy: WHAT?! BUT THAT WAS ONE OF THE WORST ADAPTATIONS EVER!!!

Horus: Yes, that is true. It lost the humor our adventures had-

Walt: It got a LOOOOOOOT of stuff wrong like getting our personalities wrong. The acting doesn't exactly help.

Leo: And it is pretty much just like every other bland adaptation nowadays.

Piper: But it's not like it's the worst adaptation ever, guys.

Percy: But...but...

Nico: And besides, can you really say that THIS was the worst book-to-film movie ever?

*Images of Stephanie Meyer films float in the trio's minds as they sigh*

Percy: They're right.

Annabeth: As sucky as this is, as dumb as it is, as bad as it is...

Grover: It's not...THE worst. *More uplifted* Right, guys?

Sadie: *Bluntly* Nah, that was shit.

Carter: No idea what you guys are talking about.

Octavian: Am I the only one who liked it?

Nico: Didn't we kill you?!

*The two chase each other out of the theater as the Kanes notice someone talking at the front of the theater*

Random girl in the theater: Mommy, can we got to the library? This was cool and I wanna see if they have the books!

*The magician siblings look down and smile, happy that they at least inspired someone*

Carter: But...is there a way for us to make a better adaptation?

Percy: *Smiling* There is one way.

To be continued...

The Kanes are sick of this B.S Pt 5

*In a theater for the premiere of the movie, Carter and Sadie are sitting all the way in the back, smiling*

Sadie: This is it, Carter! Our big break to the public.

Carter: Finally, we can actually get the recognition we always wanted!!!

*The doors to the theater were smashed through as Percy, Annabeth, the rest of the seven and their friends, and the Kanes' entire army of friends ran towards them*

Percy: *Casually* Okay, so we got as many time travel spells and made more deals with demons than the Winchesters! If we hurry now, we can go back and stop this from ever happening!

Carter: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE?!?!

Sadie: AND WHY THE HELL DIDN'T HORUS AND THE OTHERS STOP YOU!

Horus: Well, we were about to kick the living shit out of them but then they talked about their own movie and all the crap that went down there and we decided "screw it. Let's stop this."

Annabeth: Look this is our last chance at stopping this movie from ever going becoming a real thing!

Sadie: And what?! We go back to obscurity and the occasional post on Tumblr? NO WAY, YOU GREEK ASSHOLES!!

Random moviegoer: SHH! The movie's starting.

Percy: Oh crap.

Carter: Here we go.

To be continued...

[STRONG CURSING/LANGUAGE]

the war against gaea is actually won with leo’s true fire power: some good ‘ol dirty spanish cursing

I won’t translate what Leo’s saying but let’s just say Sammy is turning over in his grave

You know, when you think about it like that, it’s really beautiful because you have RDJ, a man with a history of drug abuse who everyone thought was washed up and was never going to make a come back. Then, not only does he prove that he can act with Iron Man, not only does he start up the MCU, not only does he make the character completely his own and bring Iron Man back to popularity, but he shows the world that any actor, no matter their past, looks, background, fame or lack of fame, can create an impact on hundreds and when people think of a certain character, the actor’s portrayal will probably be the first thing they think of. Right after, you see different actors taking on roles you didn’t think would actually be good. A comedic actor leading a fun action movie about ants. A young unknown child actor delivering what many consider to be the best Spiderman performance. The oddest ensemble of actors making a comedic space adventure their own and showing that superhero movies can be fun. And in the end, it’s all thanks to RDJ & Marvel’s faith in them.

Mark Ruffalo talking about RDJ

ME:

Spider-Man Homecoming

Tony: Peter, don’t do the thing

Peter: I’m gonna do the thing

Tony: dON’T DO THE THING

Peter:……

Peter: I’m doing the thing

Tony: *single tear rolls down his cheek* that’s my boy *joins him*