Anytime I Have A Friend Who Only Watches The TV Show/movie For Something I Spend The Whole Time Waiting

Anytime I have a friend who only watches the TV show/movie for something I spend the whole time waiting for them to read to books seeing how much I can gaslight them into believing happened, was in the books, and left out of the TV/Movie adaption

Eventually they get so annoyed they just have to read the books b/c it’s the only way to make me stop

Everyone I know is always shocked when they find out I'm bi, not because I give off super straight vibes™ but because everyone just thinks I'm the biggest fucking lesbian they've ever met. Every single time I've come out the response is "You're attracted to men?????" I don't even know why, I'm literally the girliest girl I know, and yet I "just give off fem lesbian vibes"

anyway I'm starting to think my mom might just know that I'm not straight because I've started listening to Chappell Roan and she was like "Oh I'll listen to one of her songs so I'll know who you're talking about" and she listens to fucking "Red Wine Supernova" which is just really fucking gay (to me at least) and I'm dying

Reading Lockwood & co. after watching the show is absolutely wild. My first time reading through the books and Lucy just can’t shut up about how much she loves A.Lockwood. It so funny to see lines like this:

They totally shorted her in the show goddamn

Kipps: Get your fucking teammate bitch!

Lockwood: It don’t bite.

Kipps: Yes it do!

Lucy: *currently going apeshit*

Y’all this tag just kills me…