If You're Gonna Interact With Nsfw Content, Maybe Have An Age Indicator On Your Blog

if you're gonna interact with nsfw content, maybe have an age indicator on your blog

I am of age to be interacting with that type of content, however, I don't feel comfortable putting my age online. I understand your viewpoint, but as part of my newfound belief system, I'm steering away from nsfw material. 🥰

This was funnier in my head...

If you are still taking requests, I would love to see headcanons about Erwin being in a secret relationship with a (scout) reader and then how he reacts when people find out, I think it would be funny XD (also idk what genders you write for but if you could write this for a male or gender neutral reader that would be great 💞)

Totally no pressure though, feel free to ignore this if it’s not to your liking ^^

Erwins reaction to everyone finding out about your secret relationship

A/N~HI MY LOVE, I WRITE FOR ANY GENDER THAT PEOPLE WANT! I MAINLY STICK TO WRITING IN GENDER NEUTRAL SO THAT IT APPLIES TO ANYONE, I HOPE YOU LIKE IT ❤️

He wanted to keep your relationship a secret so that it wouldn't disrupt with your work, also because you both knew a certain glasses wearer would freak the fuck out. And it was certain that you were both not mentally prepared for that moment.

You both knew you couldn't hide it forever, it was hard enough to spend quality time with one another due to the sheer amount of work that you had to do. Especially with Erwin as a Commander and you as a Lieutenant, you only really saw each other in meetings and it was really starting to bother both of you.

It was late at night when you headed down to the empty hall to get your dinner. However, you didn't expect to see Erwin there either eating his missed dinner. You both ate together and enjoyed each others company, not knowing when the next time you will be able to do this will be.

You were both sharing a kiss when the main doors opened, you both broke apart in hopes that no one saw, but that was not the case.

The most high pitched scream erupted throughout the hall, waking every single person up.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD! I KNEW IT, LEVI GET YOUR SHORT ASS DOWN HERE YOU OWE ME MONEY!!!"

It was a surprise to say the least. Due to Hange's god awful screaming, large swarms of people began to appear in the hall to see what all the noise was about. You both just sat there, red in the face and not knowing what to do.

Immediately, people began to realise what was happening. Hange was in a burst of energy and was running laps around the premises whilst continuing her excited screaming.

Levi soon appeared and was not happy with the fact that Hange was right.

"You stupid brats! You just cost me most of my savings aswell as the fact that shitty four-eyes was right!" He was so angry.

As much as he didn't want to admit it though, he was happy to see you two together and happy as one.

"WHEN IS THE WEDDING!? Oh lord, I need to buy my dress! Petra let's go, we are going DRESS SHOPPING!!" God bless the walls she needs to calm down. All the shops were closed due to the fact that it was nearly 1AM and the nearest town was miles away. That didn't stop her though, she stayed all night and purchased a dress.

Everyone was shocked that the Commander and Lieutenant were in a relationship. This was the most exciting gossip that they had heard in months. This was definitely shocking.

Soon enough, to both of your reliefs, Levi literally kicked everybody put of the hall so that you could spend some time together.

You looked at Erwin and you both could not help the smiles appearing on your faces. It was sooner than you would have likes your relationship to be made public, and it was not announced in the most ideal way. However, it felt like a massive relief to be able to be seen with each other and not arouse suspicion.

"Can you guys not kiss in front of me? That's fucking disgusting."

The next day...

Hange came back with both her and Petra's bridesmaid dresses. You kept telling her that you weren't getting married, your relationship was just made public.

She wasn't having it.

"Y/N, I don't care. I have my dress and am expecting an invitation pronto!" Looks like your having a wedding now.

What you didn't know was that she got specially made dresses for Sawney and Bean.

Heyoooo, it’s me 👋

could you maybe slashers w a s/o that loves to ride motorcycles, dirt bikes and quads?? You don’t have to of course! :D

A/N~OF COURSE, THIS IS SUCH A COOL IDEA AND DEFINITELY SOMETHING I LIKE AS I WANT TO GET A MOTORBIKE! HOPE YOU ENJOYED! ❤️

Michael

When he first saw you on your vehicle, he thought that I matched your character quite well. It was something he didn't really expect from you but he was pleasantly surprised. He thinks it's quite cool and at night when everyone on your street it asleep, don't be surprised to be woken up to the engine starting and seeing him driving up and down your road on it. It's quite funny to be honest, seeing a blank masked man driving something like that. He does get quite skeptical though because it could provide you with an easy get away from him.

Jason

He doesn't like it at first because it's what some of the teenagers ride on when they invade his forest. However, he warms up to it eventually but he's worried that he would damage it or hurt you. One time he was giving it a trial run when some teens came by. Long story short, he got the killing job done much faster. He might start using it to catch up to victims if you give him permission to. However, he is scared about the damage that the fumes do to the animals and trees.

Thomas

He's not really a fan but as long as you are happy, he's happy. He thinks the noise is a bit excessive but when he sees you transport victims to his house, he can't help but fall in love with you more and thank the vehicle for the job. He's happy to watch you ride around but he's a bit scared to go on it himself. Even if you offer to go with him he will politely decline. He likes it for its mass transportation but that's about it.

Billy + Stu

They both think it's so cool! They want to ride it immediately, whether it's with you or not. They will definitely put the speed limits to the test. Your ride ends up being used more by them then it does you! You don't mind though, it keeps them preoccupied. Billy got his own personalised helmet to match yours, this led Stu to get the most hideous print on his own helmet. But you don't say anything to hurt his feelings. In short, they absolutely love it!

Slashers with a s/o that also kills

A/N~FINALLY ABLE TO POST! ITS BEEN SO LONG AND FINALLY EXAMS ARE DONE! ❤️

Michael

He had just finished his killing spree. He was simply walking through the street when he saw a single person just walking on the path, why not just have one more kill? However, when that person walked past the alleyway, you jumped out and attacked the poor local. Blood went absolutely everywhere from your brutal murder. He was angry that you took his last kill from him but he was beyond intrigued. After a few weeks of stalking, you both patterned up your killing and spent time together. As neither of you spoke or liked physical contact, you both just assumed you were in a relationship after a while. It was fun for him to have a little murderer partner.

Jason

When he first saw you killing teens in his forest, he was very confused. How could someone as sweet looking as you enjoy something so violent? So after that, every time you killed, he gradually joined until you practically became a duo. That soon formed into a loving and murderous relationship! Pamela was always worried about you but Jason turned into a complete mother hen. If you needed to satisfy your blood lust, go ahead, but he is always watching and following you to make sure you are safe. After all, he can't have something as important and as loving as you to leave him! He wouldn't be able to handle that.

Thomas

You both met when he was walking down the road with his trusty chainsaw and you were in a field casually killing someone. When you both looked at one other, you both had a nonverbal agreement that you won't hurt each other. He took you home and Luda loves you! Hoyt was very reluctant to let you in the house, but another killer meant that more food could be provided and more house work could be done. Tommy would never pressure you into eating their type of food but he does make sure that you stear clear of most of his work in the basement. He can't risk something happening to you! You find your use by luring victims to the house or killing them yourself before hand. He loves you and so does his family.

Bubba

Poor baby is scared of you at first. What if you hurt him!? He knows his brothers won't protect him, but when you protect him from his brothers? He's in love. He was struggling to kill a victim but you helped him out, now he's keeping you! He loves it when you kill together and smothers you in kisses and happy babbling. He also loves it when you do his make up and make him look all pretty! Let him do yours though. Bubba does worry about you when you go off to kill, not just because you might get hurt but also if you might leave him. But when you come back with a new victim and a bag full of new make up he's over the moon!

Billy + Stu

They were a bit shocked to see you do something like that but when you ask to join them they absolutely love it. Both of them find it very sexy, seeing you all bloody and breathing heavy. They aren't to worried about whether or not you get hurt, they are just scared of people figuring out who you are and what you have done. If one of you does get hurt, the remaining two of you are the new household parents. However it does get inappropriate when they both call you certain names when it's your turn yo be the parent. Overall, the mischief that you all cause is so much fun and they feel so lucky to have you with them!

What the My Hero Academia characters watch with you

Bakugo

Breaking Bad

Kirishima

The Matrix

Denki

Jackass

Sero

Guardians Of The Galaxy

Mina

The Kissing Booth

Momo

Say Yes To The Dress

Izuku

Great British Bake Off

Shoto

RuPaul's Drag Race

Aizawa

The Office

Hawks

Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares

Dabi

Unsolved Mysteries

Shigaraki

House