Obey Me Has Me In A Brain Rot Chokehold.

Obey me has me in a brain rot chokehold.

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The Brothers and Dateables search history

Lucifer

How old is the oldest demonus

How many cups of coffee is too much coffee

How many days can a demon go without sleeping

Where to buy cursed rope

Mammon

How much is the Grimm to human realm currency

How many forms of currency are in the human realm

Loan shark protection agency

Free loan shark protection agency

How old do humans live

How to keep human alive for longer

How much sleep does a human need

Can humans die from a cough

How to tell if human is dying

How long do humans sleep

Can human die from being woken up

Debt forgiveness

Levi

When will the next volume of TSL be released

Ruri-Hana figure

Ruri-Hana concept art book

Ruri-Hana TSL crossover real?

Pet goldfish cosplay

How to convince human to cosplay

How to stop nosebleed

Newest episode of TSL

When will the next volume of “that time I was turned into a cat girl detective and now I have to solve crimes until I can find the person who cursed me only to find out they’re my childhood friend” be out

When will the next episode of “I’m a submissive demon in love with a nice and dominant human but can’t seem to get my feelings across to them” air

Satan

Cat cafe near by

Cat adoption center

Cat bookstores near me

Cat detective costume

Matching detective costumes with cats

Human realm book stores

Cursed book auction

First edition human world book auction

How to hide cat in library

Does decaffeinated coffee taste different from normal coffee

Where to buy decaf coffee

Curses that cause person to have uncontrollable sneezing

Asmo

Asmodeus

Asmodeus fan club

Asmodeus pictures

Asmodeus fan club forums

Asmodeus modeling

Asmodeus endorsed brands

#asmodeus

#asmodeus_fan

Asmodeus Devilgram fan page

Beel

Restaurants near me

Restaurants near me

All you can buffet near me

How to not get banned from all you can eat restaurants

How much food should a human eat

What foods can humans eat

Human realm restaurants

How to get unbanned from human realm restaurant

Restaurants near me

Belphie

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New keyboard

Keyboard pillow

Lavender scented pillow spray

Human realm Planetarium

Devildom planetarium

Where to buy matching Star necklaces and bracelets

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Diavolo

What foods are safe for humans

Do humans like warm weather

Do humans need sunlight

New beachfront properties

Little D snacks

How to make friends

What does Yeet mean

How to Yeet something

What is it based off of

What does based mean

Why do my friends keep telling me to cook

Barbatos

Rare human realm teas

Tea cake recipes

Human realm Cream puff vs Devildom cream puffs

Where to buy vintage tea sets

Rat traps

What is a rat king

Where to buy Flame throwers

Human safe cake recipes

Simeon

*he couldn’t figure out how to open the search engine*

Luke

Cake recipes

Cream puff recipes

How to not get poisoned by Solomon’s cooking

Where to buy angel cake molds

How to teach someone how to use computers

How to stop being called Chihuahua

How to grow taller fast 

Here are some random and oddly specific Obey me headcanons

(I’m almost done OG obey me and I haven’t touched NB yet so if these are brought up or proven wrong in game please ignore the wrong one)

-Mammon needs glasses and doesn’t know it, he bought prescription sunglasses without realizing they were he bought them because they were more expensive so they must be better and he can see better he doesn’t understand that it’s because he needs glasses

-Satan will occasionally swap Lucifer’s coffee with decaf

-Belphie can actually holds his liquor. He could beat asmo in a drinking contest but never stays awake long enough to actually make it through one not because he’s drunk but because he’s belphie

-Satan has cosplayed with Levi, once as Neko maids and the other was from a magical girl detective series (with a manga and light novel adaptation)

-Beel has a few foods he doesn’t like to eat (other than Solomon’s cooking) he doesn’t like broccoli or asparagus from the human realm he will still eat it but doesn’t particularly like how it tastes

- Lucifer knows satan swaps his normal coffee with decaf he just always can’t tell right away especially when it’s his 3rd all nighter

-Levi on occasion has asked asmo for help finding or applying make up for cosplay

-some of the brothers have very cold hands and some have super warm hands. The brothers with warm hands are Lucifer, satan, Beel, Belphie (also in the warm hand camp is Diavolo and Simeon) the brothers with cold hands are Asmo, Mammon, and Levi (also in the cold hands category is Barbatos and Solomon)

-Mammons belt feather clip is actually feathers that Lucifer dropped when they first fell and his first crows feather.

-Asmo hates almost all mint flavors, but on occasion will be ok with peppermint breath spray

-Belphie HATES dark chocolate

-Solomon wears boxers

-Beel has eaten aquarium rocks thinking it was rock candy

-Barbatos loves chewing mints and ice

-Diavolo bites ice cream but never experienced brain freeze

-Asmo and Mammon love maple syrup in ice coffee

-Levi has two tanks in his room he will soak in one is salt water one is fresh water

-Mammon can do more pull ups than Beel but Beel is overall stronger than Mammon

-Mammons body wash smells like Honey

-Levi showers regularly with soap and uses deodorant he doesn’t want to smell bad he has a very strong sense of smell (however the soap is very cheap ocean spray scented 3 in 1)

-Satan uses Irish spring bar soap

-Mammon tried dying his hair gold but it didn’t stick

-if Satans hair grows too long his hair will start gets black streaks or the ends will turn black so bleach and haircuts

-Luke refuses to let Beel lick the spoon because the first time he let him he ate the spoon

-Asmo loves Rose Wine from the human realm

-Mammon will only drink honey milk tea from the human realm

-Belphie and Beel love marshmallows

-Satan told Mammon and Beel that you should wash cotton candy before eating it they both did, Satan got yelled at by MC

- MC will use salt circles to keep certain things safe from Mammon and Lucifer

What pet names the obey me brothers use

Lucifer

- Darling

- Dearest / Dear

- My little pet / Pet

- Little one

Mammon

- Treasure

- Babe

- Doll face

- Lucky charm

- Sexy

Levi

To be honest I can’t see him using pet names maybe try to use one once or twice but nothing consistent. When he tries it would probably be along the lines of

- Henry

- Pog champ

- Hime-sama

- Schmoopy

Satan

- beloved

- kitten

- my love

- Kitty

- Light of my life

- My dearest

Asmo

basically if it’s a cute pet name he’ll use it some of his favorites are

- sexy

- Beautiful

- Pookie

- Darling

- Cutie pie

- Princess

- Hot stuff

- Boo

Beel

- Cupcake

- Muffin

- Honey

- Hon / Hun

- Bunbun

- Bunny / Honey bun

Belphie

- Starlight

- Star

- Moon pie

- Cuddles

- Nuzzle Nuz

- My favorite pillow