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there’s a rock in the snowball
With all his knowledge and intrusion, Hannibal could never entirely predict Will.
To that one person who wrote the fanfic about AFO being yandere for his brother, I might have judged you too harshly back then. I thought you were a pervert but you were really a prophet. My bad
Sometimes I feel like everything I’ve ever accomplished is just passable at best
I get the feeling that if Will were afraid of clowns Hannibal would fuck him while dressed as one
If aliens ever come to this planet I’m siding with them. This specie took its ghetto too far when that one guy fapped to rule 34 of Kim Jong Un’s sister
how to describe what I felt when Will asked if Hannibal is in love with him even though Hannibal baby trapped him in the first few episodes of season 1
Gojo’s the sort to fuck you unconscious and not make you breakfast in the morning. He’d rather have you suck him off while he orders door dash
BLASPHEMY
pasta expands and spinach shrinks. if we could have them mate we may be able to creayte a food which does not change at all when cooked
Don’t go thinking you’re some bad bitch because you’re in the cool down part of your mood swing. Give it a minute and you’ll be all weepy and homicidal again
my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity
Goodnight to all my girlies living their best life being a fictional man’s whore
The true boy math is 10 in 1 shampoo
Do not come for the shit I read talking about girls supporting girls. I’ve never come riding the dick of feminism anyways
"How do I stop being scared of-" You do it scared. The courage arrives WITH the action, not before it. Don't wait to feel confident before you act because the key to confidence is usually doing the thing while still scared as fuck
Salem Cigarettes Magazine Ad (1999)
“I rise from my worst disasters, I turn, I change.”
— Virginia Woolf, The Waves
Her thighs are soft bc you gotta bite em while you’re goin down on her
And he’ll still not get a fucking clue 🫠
“Atropa belladonna. Deadly nightshade.”
Penny Dreadful, S1E4
If you need to beg someone not to act in way that makes you want to be with them you need to start considering if they are worth being with
whatever you do don’t beg people to act right. let them do whatever they want and decide if it aligns with what you want.
soft to the touch, feels like love, knew it as soon as I felt it
Grannies around 100 years old appeared in Vogue 2020. They are so beautiful just like flowers.
fun fact that many people do not know, princess tiana is real!