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Oh no… I fear I could take him
What can I say, I like triangles
The thunder saga proving men indeed get 50 times hotter when their lives fall apart
I feel like a lot of my problems would be solved if I could fuck him just once
At least I can say I was always a fun of undercut/side shave Izuku fanart
To that one person who wrote the fanfic about AFO being yandere for his brother, I might have judged you too harshly back then. I thought you were a pervert but you were really a prophet. My bad
Omniverse Ben is only ever good looking to me when he’s not smiling. Distress, anger, sadness are infinitely more attractive on him than a smile
“Odysseus when you come home I’ll be waiting”?!!!?!!!!!
“Everything’s changed since Polites”
“Time for me to be the father I never was”
“I keep on trying to embrace you both why won’t you let me”
“So much has changed but I’m the same— yes I’m the same”
Jorge casually curb stomping my heart
Tearsmith is bad in a guilty pleasure sort of way. I will never defend this shit. In fact you can catch me sitting with its haters but I did cringe constantly and keep watching like a masochist so…
I see a lot of memes on how short the story would be if Odysseus just listened to Eurylochus, but like.. am I missing something?
Odyssesus telling his name to the cyclops is the biggest mistake obviously. But besides that… the crew and Eurylochus are constantly making messes that Odysseus has to clean up.
Full Speed Ahead: 6 hundred reasons to take what we can; let’s raid the place and go
Taking what they could is what GOT them into the situation in the first place. They took the cyclops sheep and brought the wrath of the cyclops
Remember Them: captain, we should run; captain please
If they’d run when Eurylochus wanted, they would’ve been caught and seen by the other cyclops. Certainly not able to make away with the sheep.
Luck Runs Out: please don’t tell me you’re about to do what I think you’ll do
If Odysseus HADNT gone to the wind god and gotten the bag, when they come upon Poseidon, the entire crew would have been gone. Having the bag of wind save them.
Puppeteer: we have to go save them/no we don’t!; let’s cut our losses you and I and let’s run
Had they done that, not only would all the men left alive be left as pigs, but the two would have never survived. They never would have gone to the underworld to the prophet, and never would have survived the journey home.
So Eurylochus doesn’t make any good suggestions to Odysseus. On the contrary, he proves to be a horrible second in command who doesn’t trust Odysseus and undermines his judgement at every step, causing constant conflict.
Remember them: insisting they run as the cyclops gather and possibly putting the whole crew in danger
Storm: captain, we will capsize at this rate, our fleet will fail; we’re taking too much damage to survive; at this rate, we won’t make it out alive
Luck Runs Out: the entirety of this song is not only Eurylochus challenging Odysseus and questioning his judgment in front of their entire crew, but also insulting Odysseus for the very thing that got 600 men out of Troy alive. It was Odysseus’s wit that ended the war in Troy. It was his wit that moved him to poor Lotus in the cyclops wine. It was wet to tell the cyclops his name was nobody, keeping them from being killed by all the additional cyclops that come to check out the scene.
Odysseus’s pride is what bringsPoseidon wrath, but it’s his width that has gotten 600 men that far.
Keep Your Friends Close: we don’t hear Eurylochus in most of this song, and that’s part of my problem with him. Why the hell is Odysseus staying awake for nine days? Why does he not have anyone on his ship that he can trust to watch the bag for him to close his eyes for 30 minutes? Where is Eurylochus when the other men are opening the bag and letting out the winds of the storm? Why does Odysseus’s second in command not have his back? Why are the men not conscious of the fact that the second in command would also disapprove of their actions? Is it because he wouldn’t? Is it because his constant undermining has encouraged it?
Then the very end, when Odysseus ask for help, closing the bag, what’s Eurylochus’s immediate response? it’s not OK. It’s not yes sir. It’s. “It’s too late.”
Even in the middle of a crisis, he still won’t listen to the captain. He still won’t trust Odysseus’s judgment that ultimately saves them in the end of the saga.
Puppeteer: Only I stayed outside, but the rest went in
Did Eurylochus not even try to stop the men? Does he have such little regard for their safety? He lets them do whatever they want? Has he earned such a little respect that they don’t listen to him?
Like I touched on earlier, if Odysseus listened to Eurylochus’s doubt, not only would all their men be doomed, but Eurylochus and Odysseus as well.
I honestly have so much distain for Eurylochus and his lack of respect for Odysseus. as the listeners and people who know the story, we know just how deep the facts of revealing his name to the cyclops run. But the rest of the men don’t. Eurylochus doesn’t. He just never trusted Odysseus to lead in the first place.
AHEM i have work tomorrow…
DIO BRANDO
Looks like a fallen angel and knows it. Sadistic narcissist. He’ll make it clear whenever he thinks you’re ugly and praises you for trying to please him whenever you dress up (whether or not you did it for him. As far as he’s concerned you did it for him because that’s all your life is good for). His stamina is better than his actual bedroom skills. Which is not to say he’s not good at the horizontal tango, he’s just good at it because he can’t stomach the idea of not being good at something. He’ll never admit you’re good in bed. He doesn’t ask for consent before experimenting with kinks and fetishes. Looks down on your hobbies especially if he’s not good at them. Will actively perfect a skill just to show you you’re not that good. He will never be serious with you. How dare you think you deserve him like that.
YOSHIKAGE KIRA
Average handsome. No sex unless it’s on the calendar. Has every manual in the house memorized. Sado masochist. He’ll think about choking you out once in a while but won’t actually do it because he’ll deadass kill you deliberately and probably gets off thinking about how his filthy dick is entering your body. He won’t regret killing you. He can smell when you’re ovulating or on your period. He probably slips you meds to treat your undiagnosed ADHD. Fucks like a man who likes bread.
KARS
You regularly get slapped by his hair flips. You find hair in everything and that’s a you problem. You always have to convince him why he should indulge the sexual needs of a mortal. He will never help around the house. Journals about your emotions like you’re a lab experiment. He has no expressions when he cums.
DIAVOLO
Vinegar Diavolo: takes care of every chore and wears a maid costume apron. Masochist. Likes face sitting. Cries a little when he cums. Abusive ass temper. He would gun whip your pet for peeing on the carpet.
Diavolo: you’re dating him to piss off your parents (is what you tell yourself). Fucks like a rockstar. Regularly thinks about killing you. He’ll do it eventually. Absolute sadist. Will probably hit you for arguing with him, then cry, then love bomb. Gets off on insulting you to the point of tears.
AHEM his father said “goddess and man bestest of friends”
#it’s in his dna
Telemachus really looked at Athena in song 28 and said "friend shaped :D"
“YA BEST GWAN RUN BACK WHERE YA COME FROM” gagged me. The smug bitches
Actor AU is the manifestation of dog in a burning house meme. It’s like oh you’re viscerally moved by this totally fictional work to the point of becoming depressed for days and literally crying whenever you think of certain scenes? Just tell yourself that none of it is real! That abuser and victim pair are actually great friends “offset” *wink wink*. The character you’d trade your left labia to bring back to life is totally fine and had a great time with the rest of the “cast” *wink wink*. they’re gonna throw him a surprise birthday party! Remember that part that was so sad you wanted to vomit a lung? It’s a lot easier to swallow when you see all “bloopers” *motherfucking wink wink* ha ha ha ha ha ha ha… ha…
Just use your ✨imagination✨
the fact Theodore was harmed by a grab pack twice and “saved” twice by the Prototype…
naps hit different when ur using them to avoid being alive
Your honor he’s too bbg for consequences
okay listen okay LISTEN. i know odysseus is a war criminal. and he literally framed and killed one of his allies. but that bitch deserved it soooooooooo