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Incorrect Quotes But Its Me, Historical Figures, And My Ocs
Incorrect quotes but it’s me, historical figures, and my ocs
Characters
Sailor/Flame and Flame/Sailor:me
William Cushing:historical figure
Alonzo Cushing: historical figure
Lassie: published character (not mine)(is featured in the book Lassie come home in the show Lassie other media)
Clancy: my oc
Erwin: my oc
Mr. Miller: my oc
… William Cushing: Sailor! we need to get closer!
Flame/Sailor: Really? I would love to get to know you better!
Flame/Sailor: you mean the fort! Right!
…
Mr. Miller: they’ve been killed!
Lassie: Actually I believe they died of natural causes
Erwin, checking the body: Knife to the neck
Mr. Miller: I thought you said they died of natural causes?!
Sailor/Flame: There is nothing more natural than dying from a knife to the neck
…
Mr. Miller: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Alonzo Cushing: We got spring water
Mr. Miller: NO.
William Cushing: with EXTRA minerals
Alonzo Cushing: it's like licking a stalagmite
Mr. Miller: DON'T COME HOME.
William Cushing: Mmmmm cave water
…
Clancy: I know you snuck out last night, William.
Alonzo Cushing: Play dumb!
William Cushing: Who's William?
Alonzo Cushing: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
…
Lassie: What time is it?
Flame/Sailor: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Flame/Sailor: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Erwin: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Flame/Sailor: It’s 2 am
…
William Cushing: I feel fine.
Alonzo Cushing: No you're not, you're bleeding too much, you were just impaled!
William Cushing: It's okay! I've been impaled before, you already know!
Alonzo Cushing: YOU DON'T BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY TO BEING IMPALED! WILLIAM.
…
*William Cushing and Alonzo Cushing sitting in jail together*
William Cushing: So who should we call?
Alonzo Cushing: I’d call Clancy, but I feel safer in jail
…
Clancy: fuck you
Mr. Miller: fuck off
Sailor/Flame: fuck this and fuck that
Lassie: why the fuck are you all saying fuck so much
…
William Cushing: What are you going to do?
Flame/Sailor: I don't know. Something dramatic, I hope.
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William Cushing’s aesthetics
Indie
Adventure core
Chaotic academia
Steel punk
Gothic
Cabin core
My commissions
Please repost!
New character; Erwin
name:Erwin
species: sentient dog
age: Young adult
gender: male
Pronouns: he/him
occupation: knight
personality:
Strong
Noble
serious
reserved
righteous
knightly
I forget if this one has been posted, but this is just a daily reminder that William Barker Cushing was a very handsome man.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I did not sleep at all tonight and I am going feral!