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Bun gata mi-am revenit hiiii

Omg napoleon si tarul alexandru ca dame nu pot sa cred theo ce nespalat esti😰😰😰😰😰

Also my bad for the horrific quality did them on my chromebook and when i sent them on my exquisite android the quality dropped fast as hell im gonna kms

Eu va dau frame urile voi le animati

also yes it's related to the red flags animation and yes these guys are napoleon and alexander i again how smart am i frate deci jurati-va ca ati mai vazut asa cv

A revenit chelutzu gen 😍😍😍😍😍

Going further with my undertale au because i literally have no remorse and no dignity left

Talleyrand is sans, napoleon is frisk and lannes is undyne and if what i said doesnt make any sense, im on my way to make this au more confusing (actually i have an explanation for every choice i made with these people lmfao I SWEAR)

Amandoi ne-am intins dupa tragaci 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

JOSEPHINE IN A MODERN AU OR CLONE HIGH AU IDK ANYMORE

Also shes a grindcore fan 👍👍👍

Incorrect quotes but it’s me, historical figures, and my ocs

Characters

Sailor/Flame and Flame/Sailor:me

William Cushing:historical figure

Alonzo Cushing: historical figure

Lassie: published character (not mine)(is featured in the book Lassie come home in the show Lassie other media)

Clancy: my oc

Erwin: my oc

Mr. Miller: my oc

… William Cushing: Sailor! we need to get closer!

Flame/Sailor: Really? I would love to get to know you better!

Flame/Sailor: you mean the fort! Right!

…

Mr. Miller: they’ve been killed!

Lassie: Actually I believe they died of natural causes

Erwin, checking the body: Knife to the neck

Mr. Miller: I thought you said they died of natural causes?!

Sailor/Flame: There is nothing more natural than dying from a knife to the neck

…

Mr. Miller: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Alonzo Cushing: We got spring water

Mr. Miller: NO.

William Cushing: with EXTRA minerals

Alonzo Cushing: it's like licking a stalagmite

Mr. Miller: DON'T COME HOME.

William Cushing: Mmmmm cave water

…

Clancy: I know you snuck out last night, William. 

Alonzo Cushing: Play dumb! 

William Cushing: Who's William? 

Alonzo Cushing: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

…

Lassie: What time is it? 

Flame/Sailor: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out 

Flame/Sailor: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* 

Erwin: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING 

Flame/Sailor: It’s 2 am

…

William Cushing: I feel fine.

Alonzo Cushing: No you're not, you're bleeding too much, you were just impaled!

William Cushing: It's okay! I've been impaled before, you already know!

Alonzo Cushing: YOU DON'T BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY TO BEING IMPALED! WILLIAM.

…

*William Cushing and Alonzo Cushing sitting in jail together*

William Cushing: So who should we call?

Alonzo Cushing: I’d call Clancy, but I feel safer in jail

…

Clancy: fuck you

Mr. Miller: fuck off

Sailor/Flame: fuck this and fuck that

Lassie: why the fuck are you all saying fuck so much

…

William Cushing: What are you going to do?

Flame/Sailor: I don't know. Something dramatic, I hope.

Incorrect quotes but it’s me, historical figures, and my ocs (Yes, I did it again)

my first Incorrect quotes but it’s me, historical figures, and my ocs post Characters

Sailor/Flame and Flame/Sailor:me

William Cushing:historical figure

Alonzo Cushing: historical figure

Lassie: published character (not mine)(is featured in the book Lassie come home in the show Lassie other media)

Clancy: my oc

Erwin: my oc

Ollie: my oc

Saadah: my oc

Tabor: my oc

Mr. Miller: my oc

Ollie: What do you think William and Alonzo will do for a distraction?

Saadah: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Saadah: ... or they could do that.

…

Tabor: *Screams*

Flame/Sailor: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Ollie: Should we do something?!

Saadah, observing: No, I want to see who wins this

William Cushing: I put 20 on Sailor

Alonzo Cushing: I'll take you on that offer

…

Lassie: Good morning

Ollie: Good morning

Saadah: Good morning

Mr. Miller: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit

William Cushing: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

Mr. Miller: Sometimes I regret talking

…

Alonzo Cushing: Rules are made to be broken.

Mr. Miller: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken

Tabor: Uh, piñatas

Saadah: Glow sticks

Flame/Sailor: Karate boards

Alonzo Cushing: Rules

Mr. Miller:

Mr. Miller: Everytime you say something Alonzo, I lose 5 years of my life

Alonzo Cushing: Not like you need it

…

Ollie: HELP! I TOLD CLANCY I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Flame/Sailor, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

…

Mr. Miller: I heard you like dogs, got any fun facts? 

Sailor/Flame: If a dog eats your dad, they become your new dad.

…

Clancy: What did you two do? 

William Cushing: 

Sailor/Flame: 

Clancy: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

…

Mr. Miller: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. 

Ollie: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. 

Saadah: A realist sees a freight train. 

Erwin: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

…

Lassie: Where did Flame go? 

Erwin: Faer got arrested. 

Lassie: How the hell- 

Sailor/Flame: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

…

Sailor/Flame: Do you want to be the Sun in my life? 

Mr. Miller: Yes. 

Sailor/Flame: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me :)

Flame/Sailor: Do you know a turtle's only weakness? 

Lassie: No... well, their slowness. 

Flame/Sailor: Their weakness is they can't roll over when they are on their backs. 

Flame/Sailor: Now I have a plan. 

Flame/Sailor: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable

…

Flame/Sailor: May luck (and this picture of Lassie eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.

…

Ollie: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.

…

Random cook: How would you like your pancakes? 

Erwin: Plain. 

Tabor: With sprinkles! 

Ollie: Chocolate chips. 

Saadah: Potatoes. 

*Tabor, Ollie, and Erwin look at Saadah* 

Saadah: What? They're good.

…

Sailor/Flame: I won a new phone in a race. 

Lassie: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone?

Sailor/Flame: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me

…

Sailor/Flame: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. 

Mr. Miller: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Lassie: FLOOR IT!! 

Sailor/Flame: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!? 

Mr. Miller: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN- 

Sailor/Flame: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES! 

William Cushing: DO IT! 

Mr. Miller: NO-

Please ask me, I beg of you!

I've seen plenty of "Tumblr Ask Challenges", but none involving history. What a shame...

I visited bull run yesterday and I got these at the gift shop

My favorite samurai in no particular order (so far)

Taira no Masakado

Minamoto no Yoshitsune/Ushiwakamaru

Saitō Musashibō Benkei

Biblically accurate Bildad: Sorry to break it to you Job, but you probably had it coming your way. You’re not as innocent as you claim to be, are ya? And your children were real brats, anyway. Better repent, I’d say. So sorry for your loss, btw.

Crowley’s Bildad: What is good and bad anyways? Let’s just stop whacking kids (human and goat), shall we?

Gotta love Crowley for sucking at being a demon and fucking up Christian canon for the sake of humanity.

*Screeches with foam in the mouth* I need answers!!!!!!!! 😠😠😠😠😤😤😤

you know considering how many clinically insane takes on history I’ve already seen I’m surprised no one wrote a paper on Alexander I’s sexuality yet. Like Napoleon has a whole book trying to prove he’s bi but Alexander “religious guilt” Romanov who doesn’t have any kids, keeps platonic relationships with nearly all his ‘mistresses’ and is routinely described as effeminate is supposed to be straight? Like there should be at least some sort of discussion about this

Eat up history gays and nerds i can't finish this WIP!! This was so pretty tho😔

Guys im doing a 1900s Napalex fic should i start off in a comedic or dark tone? Pls help mee!!! 😭😭

Napalex fanart! This is my first completed artwork! Been working nonstop so enjoy!!🥰🥰

Father do i deserve the wrath that has been brought upon me?

*Made with Canva*

Oh no.

Find this way to often, do not search up for the Horae or minor deities, it´s a rabbit hole in it´s own, epithets stack upon each other, books are rewritten.

If a god or figure has everything really well marked and sees simple, think enough, a footnote upon footnotes, go to see where it was based and find out it was written by a 18th century idiot who wanted to change a myth or story to fit his own narrative instead of the ancient deity it was supposed to be , my god is awfull.