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Incorrect quotes but it’s me, historical figures, and my ocs
Characters
Sailor/Flame and Flame/Sailor:me
William Cushing:historical figure
Alonzo Cushing: historical figure
Lassie: published character (not mine)(is featured in the book Lassie come home in the show Lassie other media)
Clancy: my oc
Erwin: my oc
Mr. Miller: my oc
… William Cushing: Sailor! we need to get closer!
Flame/Sailor: Really? I would love to get to know you better!
Flame/Sailor: you mean the fort! Right!
…
Mr. Miller: they’ve been killed!
Lassie: Actually I believe they died of natural causes
Erwin, checking the body: Knife to the neck
Mr. Miller: I thought you said they died of natural causes?!
Sailor/Flame: There is nothing more natural than dying from a knife to the neck
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Mr. Miller: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Alonzo Cushing: We got spring water
Mr. Miller: NO.
William Cushing: with EXTRA minerals
Alonzo Cushing: it's like licking a stalagmite
Mr. Miller: DON'T COME HOME.
William Cushing: Mmmmm cave water
…
Clancy: I know you snuck out last night, William.
Alonzo Cushing: Play dumb!
William Cushing: Who's William?
Alonzo Cushing: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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Lassie: What time is it?
Flame/Sailor: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Flame/Sailor: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Erwin: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Flame/Sailor: It’s 2 am
…
William Cushing: I feel fine.
Alonzo Cushing: No you're not, you're bleeding too much, you were just impaled!
William Cushing: It's okay! I've been impaled before, you already know!
Alonzo Cushing: YOU DON'T BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY TO BEING IMPALED! WILLIAM.
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*William Cushing and Alonzo Cushing sitting in jail together*
William Cushing: So who should we call?
Alonzo Cushing: I’d call Clancy, but I feel safer in jail
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Clancy: fuck you
Mr. Miller: fuck off
Sailor/Flame: fuck this and fuck that
Lassie: why the fuck are you all saying fuck so much
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William Cushing: What are you going to do?
Flame/Sailor: I don't know. Something dramatic, I hope.
Incorrect quotes but it’s me, historical figures, and my ocs (Yes, I did it again)
my first Incorrect quotes but it’s me, historical figures, and my ocs post Characters
Sailor/Flame and Flame/Sailor:me
William Cushing:historical figure
Alonzo Cushing: historical figure
Lassie: published character (not mine)(is featured in the book Lassie come home in the show Lassie other media)
Clancy: my oc
Erwin: my oc
Ollie: my oc
Saadah: my oc
Tabor: my oc
Mr. Miller: my oc
Ollie: What do you think William and Alonzo will do for a distraction?
Saadah: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Saadah: ... or they could do that.
…
Tabor: *Screams*
Flame/Sailor: *Screams louder to assert dominance*
Ollie: Should we do something?!
Saadah, observing: No, I want to see who wins this
William Cushing: I put 20 on Sailor
Alonzo Cushing: I'll take you on that offer
…
Lassie: Good morning
Ollie: Good morning
Saadah: Good morning
Mr. Miller: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit
William Cushing: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
Mr. Miller: Sometimes I regret talking
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Alonzo Cushing: Rules are made to be broken.
Mr. Miller: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken
Tabor: Uh, piñatas
Saadah: Glow sticks
Flame/Sailor: Karate boards
Alonzo Cushing: Rules
Mr. Miller:
Mr. Miller: Everytime you say something Alonzo, I lose 5 years of my life
Alonzo Cushing: Not like you need it
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Ollie: HELP! I TOLD CLANCY I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Flame/Sailor, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Mr. Miller: I heard you like dogs, got any fun facts?
Sailor/Flame: If a dog eats your dad, they become your new dad.
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Clancy: What did you two do?
William Cushing:
Sailor/Flame:
Clancy: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
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Mr. Miller: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Ollie: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Saadah: A realist sees a freight train.
Erwin: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
…
Lassie: Where did Flame go?
Erwin: Faer got arrested.
Lassie: How the hell-
Sailor/Flame: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.
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Sailor/Flame: Do you want to be the Sun in my life?
Mr. Miller: Yes.
Sailor/Flame: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me :)
Flame/Sailor: Do you know a turtle's only weakness?
Lassie: No... well, their slowness.
Flame/Sailor: Their weakness is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Flame/Sailor: Now I have a plan.
Flame/Sailor: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable
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Flame/Sailor: May luck (and this picture of Lassie eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.
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Ollie: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.
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Random cook: How would you like your pancakes?
Erwin: Plain.
Tabor: With sprinkles!
Ollie: Chocolate chips.
Saadah: Potatoes.
*Tabor, Ollie, and Erwin look at Saadah*
Saadah: What? They're good.
…
Sailor/Flame: I won a new phone in a race.
Lassie: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone?
Sailor/Flame: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me
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Sailor/Flame: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Mr. Miller: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Lassie: FLOOR IT!!
Sailor/Flame: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Mr. Miller: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Sailor/Flame: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
William Cushing: DO IT!
Mr. Miller: NO-