Updated Erwins Bio With An Image!

Updated Erwin‘s bio with an image!

As a society, I think we need more women with swords

Me and William Cushing (Big bad ironclad design)

Incorrect quotes but it’s me, historical figures, and my ocs (Yes, I did it again)

my first Incorrect quotes but it’s me, historical figures, and my ocs post Characters

Sailor/Flame and Flame/Sailor:me

William Cushing:historical figure

Alonzo Cushing: historical figure

Lassie: published character (not mine)(is featured in the book Lassie come home in the show Lassie other media)

Clancy: my oc

Erwin: my oc

Ollie: my oc

Saadah: my oc

Tabor: my oc

Mr. Miller: my oc

Ollie: What do you think William and Alonzo will do for a distraction?

Saadah: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Saadah: ... or they could do that.

…

Tabor: *Screams*

Flame/Sailor: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Ollie: Should we do something?!

Saadah, observing: No, I want to see who wins this

William Cushing: I put 20 on Sailor

Alonzo Cushing: I'll take you on that offer

…

Lassie: Good morning

Ollie: Good morning

Saadah: Good morning

Mr. Miller: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit

William Cushing: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

Mr. Miller: Sometimes I regret talking

…

Alonzo Cushing: Rules are made to be broken.

Mr. Miller: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken

Tabor: Uh, piñatas

Saadah: Glow sticks

Flame/Sailor: Karate boards

Alonzo Cushing: Rules

Mr. Miller:

Mr. Miller: Everytime you say something Alonzo, I lose 5 years of my life

Alonzo Cushing: Not like you need it

…

Ollie: HELP! I TOLD CLANCY I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Flame/Sailor, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

…

Mr. Miller: I heard you like dogs, got any fun facts? 

Sailor/Flame: If a dog eats your dad, they become your new dad.

…

Clancy: What did you two do? 

William Cushing: 

Sailor/Flame: 

Clancy: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

…

Mr. Miller: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. 

Ollie: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. 

Saadah: A realist sees a freight train. 

Erwin: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

…

Lassie: Where did Flame go? 

Erwin: Faer got arrested. 

Lassie: How the hell- 

Sailor/Flame: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

…

Sailor/Flame: Do you want to be the Sun in my life? 

Mr. Miller: Yes. 

Sailor/Flame: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me :)

Flame/Sailor: Do you know a turtle's only weakness? 

Lassie: No... well, their slowness. 

Flame/Sailor: Their weakness is they can't roll over when they are on their backs. 

Flame/Sailor: Now I have a plan. 

Flame/Sailor: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable

…

Flame/Sailor: May luck (and this picture of Lassie eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.

…

Ollie: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.

…

Random cook: How would you like your pancakes? 

Erwin: Plain. 

Tabor: With sprinkles! 

Ollie: Chocolate chips. 

Saadah: Potatoes. 

*Tabor, Ollie, and Erwin look at Saadah* 

Saadah: What? They're good.

…

Sailor/Flame: I won a new phone in a race. 

Lassie: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone?

Sailor/Flame: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me

…

Sailor/Flame: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. 

Mr. Miller: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Lassie: FLOOR IT!! 

Sailor/Flame: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!? 

Mr. Miller: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN- 

Sailor/Flame: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES! 

William Cushing: DO IT! 

Mr. Miller: NO-

Please ask me, I beg of you!

I've seen plenty of "Tumblr Ask Challenges", but none involving history. What a shame...

New character, Saadah

name: Saadah

species: some type of magical dog

age: abult

gender: male

Pronouns: he/him

occupation: I don’t know yet

Personality:

friendly

helpful

kind

cautious