Incorrect Quotes But Its Me, Historical Figures, And My Ocs (Yes, I Did It Again)

Incorrect quotes but it’s me, historical figures, and my ocs (Yes, I did it again)

my first Incorrect quotes but it’s me, historical figures, and my ocs post Characters

Sailor/Flame and Flame/Sailor:me

William Cushing:historical figure

Alonzo Cushing: historical figure

Lassie: published character (not mine)(is featured in the book Lassie come home in the show Lassie other media)

Clancy: my oc

Erwin: my oc

Ollie: my oc

Saadah: my oc

Tabor: my oc

Mr. Miller: my oc

Ollie: What do you think William and Alonzo will do for a distraction?

Saadah: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Saadah: ... or they could do that.

…

Tabor: *Screams*

Flame/Sailor: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Ollie: Should we do something?!

Saadah, observing: No, I want to see who wins this

William Cushing: I put 20 on Sailor

Alonzo Cushing: I'll take you on that offer

…

Lassie: Good morning

Ollie: Good morning

Saadah: Good morning

Mr. Miller: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit

William Cushing: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

Mr. Miller: Sometimes I regret talking

…

Alonzo Cushing: Rules are made to be broken.

Mr. Miller: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken

Tabor: Uh, piñatas

Saadah: Glow sticks

Flame/Sailor: Karate boards

Alonzo Cushing: Rules

Mr. Miller:

Mr. Miller: Everytime you say something Alonzo, I lose 5 years of my life

Alonzo Cushing: Not like you need it

…

Ollie: HELP! I TOLD CLANCY I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Flame/Sailor, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

…

Mr. Miller: I heard you like dogs, got any fun facts? 

Sailor/Flame: If a dog eats your dad, they become your new dad.

…

Clancy: What did you two do? 

William Cushing: 

Sailor/Flame: 

Clancy: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

…

Mr. Miller: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. 

Ollie: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. 

Saadah: A realist sees a freight train. 

Erwin: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

…

Lassie: Where did Flame go? 

Erwin: Faer got arrested. 

Lassie: How the hell- 

Sailor/Flame: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

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Sailor/Flame: Do you want to be the Sun in my life? 

Mr. Miller: Yes. 

Sailor/Flame: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me :)

Flame/Sailor: Do you know a turtle's only weakness? 

Lassie: No... well, their slowness. 

Flame/Sailor: Their weakness is they can't roll over when they are on their backs. 

Flame/Sailor: Now I have a plan. 

Flame/Sailor: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable

…

Flame/Sailor: May luck (and this picture of Lassie eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.

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Ollie: I have seen a lot of murders in my time, and all six of them were today.

…

Random cook: How would you like your pancakes? 

Erwin: Plain. 

Tabor: With sprinkles! 

Ollie: Chocolate chips. 

Saadah: Potatoes. 

*Tabor, Ollie, and Erwin look at Saadah* 

Saadah: What? They're good.

…

Sailor/Flame: I won a new phone in a race. 

Lassie: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone?

Sailor/Flame: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me

…

Sailor/Flame: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. 

Mr. Miller: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Lassie: FLOOR IT!! 

Sailor/Flame: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!? 

Mr. Miller: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN- 

Sailor/Flame: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES! 

William Cushing: DO IT! 

Mr. Miller: NO-

Short bit of a story

You might be a trigger in here so proceed at your own risk

Gust stood on the doorstep with a shit-eating grin spread wide across his face. He tilted his hat revealing his eyes which almost seemed to glow. “Wouldn’t you say hello to your old man?”. Gust looked down upon Woods and Lexxie standing inside the inn right in front of him.

He walked into the inn like it was his to ruin, Gust walked into the lives of others just to ruin them too. He didn’t seem to mind that Woods was glaring daggers at him and the look of fear in Lexxie’s eyes. Gust had closed the door behind himself with a creak. Woods and Lexxie were trapped.

Suddenly, Woods grasped Gust by the neck and slammed him against the locked door. “Get out” Woods sneered at Gust while tightening his grip around his neck.

original

Bust of myself(as I imagine myself in scenarios in my head)

Best thing I've seen today. Maybe even better than the relatable gay and dead one.

my ocs as troubled birds

Flame/Sailor:

Clancy:

Erwin:

Ollie:

Saadah:

Tabor:

Mr. Miller

Bonus;

The villains of the story:

The heros of the story:

Please ask me, I beg of you!

I've seen plenty of "Tumblr Ask Challenges", but none involving history. What a shame...