Surely It Wont Be A Full Hour Of The Mr Bonzo Song, I Thought, Naively

“surely it won’t be a full hour of the mr bonzo song,” i thought, naively

I makeout w/ kayne sloppy style but I'm secretly planting a bomb in his back

VOTE CECIL

doesn’t he like kiss a man or am I insane

as much as I love the torchwood fandom, it has a serious issue with its treatment of Gwen, specifically in fics. They make her out to be this homophobic, angry, manipulative person that doesn’t care about anyone there but herself. In the show she is nothing like that, she isn’t a perfect person, she’s made many mistakes but where on earth did people get the idea that she would hate ianto for being with jack.

I haven’t finished the series yet so if there are moments where she’s like that then feel free to tell me but I find that people just villanize her sm and then go and ignore all of the shitty stuff that Owen did. I must say, I hated when she was cheating on her boyfriend, that I can’t defend but people need to stop acting like she’d personally beat up people who work with her for not having the same values as her.

Don’t know if this is already a thing, but we should make a “skin and bone you’re alone Saturday” just like how we have fuck you and fuck your train Friday

Do you guys think that the statements would taste different for whatever fear it is. I feel like they would, so I made a list of what I think they would taste like.

Spiral: sour rainbow belts

End: green grapes

Eye: mint

Lonely: tomato soup

Vast: cotton candy

Corruption: apple that’s slightly gone bad

Flesh: beef

Hunt: chicken

Slaughter: that one red sour jelly thingy that you put on sour candies frkm like juicy drops

Desolation: spicy chicken

Dark: dark chocolate

Burried: potatoes

Extinction: green apple

Web: purple grapes

Stranger: bubble gum

so imagine being jon after the coma and reading a statement and it’s like BAM!! BUBBLE GUM. !