Rip Van Der Linde Gang You Wouldve Loved:

Rip Van Der Linde gang 😔you would’ve loved:

Pt 2

Abigail Marston- pioneer woman dish sets, Apple AirTags (for baby Jack)

Arthur Morgan- dates to an art museum, watercolors and watercolor paper

Bill Williamson- Crocs, Sunday Night football

Charles Smith- Ethel Cain, Adopt an endangered Animal websites

Dutch Van Der Linde- Group chats, silk linens (I was going to just say pillowcases but sheets too)

Hosea Matthews - white noise machines, Broadway Musicals

Jack Marston- Minecraft, Breyer horse toys

Javier Escuella- Garage Band, terrible box dye

John Marston- Impractical Jokers, AC / DC

Josiah Trelawney- Pajama sets, Streaming services (the whole gang uses his subscriptions)

Karen Jones- Rupaul’s Drag Race, Party line-dances (particularly the wobble)

Kieran Duffy- Botanical Legos, Pokémon

Lenny Summers- a Nintendo Switch, Minute Maid lemonade

Leopold Strauss- Bitcoin, Starbucks Coffee

Mary-Beth Gaskill - Tumblr, Pinterest

Micah Bell - Just for Men beard dye, Twitter

Molly O’Shea- Lana Del Rey, Coquette style

Rev, Orville Swanson- Christian Rock, officiating weddings (yes Ik he probably could do that back then but he doesn’t)

Sadie Adler- Spotify podcasts, calling every get together/party a “function” (apparently not a lot of ppl do)

Sean MacGuire- inappropriately timed memes, being competitive with kids with carnival/rodeo games

Simon Pearson- crockpots, KFC

Susan Grimshaw- Yankee candle, Duolingo

Tilly Jackson- spas, viral baking hacks/recipes (she actually tries them)

Uncle- Roombas, Saturday Night Live

The Mother and the Sun

(The second part to my portraits 😛)

The fact young Dutch had a thing for blondes is crazy 🙏

They’re both SO FINE. I am CONSTANTLY fawning over that Hosea picture, his cheekbones are GODLY. He’s seriously SMOKIN.

Susan is also drop dead GORGEOUS. The bangs, the hand on her chest, the sleeveless dress, the fan, the necklace.. ate.

Meanwhile young Dutch ^

(Honestly idk how he pulled them 😭🙏)

Something I find interesting in the RDR2 community is that EVERYONE (mostly manly men/12 year old boys, who play rdr2 on low honor) open their ears to listen to the actors when they hint at character theories like the “What’s wrong with Dutch” theories, or the “Is John really Jack’s father” theories, but AS SOON as Ben Davis & Curzon Dobell are like: “Dutch and Hosea are soulmates” or Noshir Dalal fully supporting Charthur, y’all don’t wanna hear it. That’s my ¢20

Fine, here’s your fem Arthur and Charles.. you win with the gay stuff..

No thoughts just thinking about Hosea and Dutch arguing