parkmycarbitch - Ash
parkmycarbitch
Ash

,,she/they, mentally ill about smosh, cw:tm, resident evil,,

112 posts

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parkmycarbitch
1 year ago

a cool thing about me is that i'm very normal about angela giarratana


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1 year ago

reblog for lesbian cuddle sesh


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1 year ago
parkmycarbitch - Ash

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1 year ago

Let the Rain Fall

Let The Rain Fall

Sarah Christ/Cop Cameron

3. Going Against the Grain (3644 words)

They linger. And linger. They linger until Sarah resigns herself to the side of Cameron, and they both smoke in evening stillness, watching the clouds pass by, the sunset as orange as the glow of their cigarettes, their backs against the wall. An erubescent, languid haze hangs over them, and in the silence, it’s not just their cigarettes left smouldering. Someone painted a red hue over their heads, and for a moment, it made sense—linked together on this bloody trail, they’d find each other. Even a rose could blush through this atmosphere.

4. My Eucharist (1110 words) - Explicit content

“You’re a bad influence, Sarah Christ,” Cameron says before she takes the last hit. She holds her breath and leans over and into Sarah, pressing her lips onto Sarah’s mouth. Cameron extinguishes the butt of the cig on the bedside table and couldn’t care less if it leaves a mark because she is focused on her next move: she exhales into Sarah, pouring her fumes into her, and they crash and burn upon Sarah’s bed.

parkmycarbitch
1 year ago
You Are Heaven Sent (with Your Dirty Mind)

you are heaven sent (with your dirty mind)

The ‘mommy’ jokes started to get to her.

(Granted, not in the way most would think.)

all i’ll say is….i. am So Sorry.


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parkmycarbitch
1 year ago

Hate it when cis people ask unnecessary and invasive questions like "are your experiments ethical?" And "where is that screamimg coming from?"

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1 year ago

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended


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1 year ago

writing is so fun


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1 year ago
parkmycarbitch
1 year ago
Beep Beep

Beep beep

I found this on Pinterest and immediately thought of them


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1 year ago

Vampire x vampire hunter! Amangela AU but we skipped to the part where it gets interesting... 👀 (near death experience, revival, blood drinking, aggressive kissing????)

Amanda lay there for a moment, her chest raggedly heaving as she tried to catch her breath. A mixture of relief and disbelief washed over her as she watched Angela drop the stake. She didn't have the strength to move, her body weakened by the stab wounds, but her eyes locked on the girl, silently hoping that she wasn't going to finish her off.

Angela stood up and get off of her, staring at the woman who lies on the floor with blood leaking and her body soon becomes lifeless, angela then felt something inside her that want her to do. "..for fucksake." She let out a soft scoff before kneeling back down and pulled Amanda in a deep kiss

Amanda let out a soft gasp of surprise as Angela suddenly leaned down and pulled her into a deep kiss. The unexpected act sent a jolt of surprise through her, but it was quickly replaced by a wave of relief and an undeniable sense of longing. Her lips hungrily responded to the kiss, her arms wrapping around the girl's waist as she returned the embrace in full force. Despite the pain and the fact that she was dying, the kiss was filled with a passionate urgency, as if she was trying to hold onto life itself.

Angela pulls away "wha- what are you..." Amanda's eyes widened in surprise as Angela cut herself and dripped the blood into her mouth. She could taste the coppery sweetness of the girl's blood as it leaked into her mouth, her instincts immediately reacting to the sustenance. Her eyes latched onto the girl, a strange mixture of gratitude and disbelief in her gaze. She swallowed the blood hungrily, feeling a faint stirring of energy coming back to her.

Angela then watched as Amanda pulled her wrist and sipped the blood, Amanda drank deeper, her lips and tongue hungrily sucking at Angela's wrist, her eyes closed as a primal need took over. Each mouthful of the girl's blood sent a wave of strength and energy rushing through her, reinvigorating her weakened body. She clutched at Angela's wrist, her fingers digging into the skin as she held onto the girl's arm, her thirst seemingly unquenchable as she drank with a desperate urgency.

"Ngahh.." angela tore Amanda's dress apart as she saw the stab wounds slowly starts to heal itself, Amanda could feel the wounds on her chest slowly closing, her healing abilities fueled by the nourishment of the girl's blood. She looked up at Angela, her eyes still filled with a primal intensity, but there was now a hint of gratitude and a growing hunger within them. "More..." She murmured, her voice a low, guttural growl as she took hold of Angela's wrist again, her lips latching onto the girl's bleeding skin, sipping at the offered sustenance with a fierce need.

As the girl's blood continued to flow into her, Amanda's complexion slowly started to return to its usual, healthier hue. Her breathing became more steady, her strength slowly returning. She drank deeply, her tongue tracing lazy circles over the cut on Angela's wrist, lapping up every last drop of blood hungrily.

"Nggh.." she then grabbed Amanda's hair and pulled it away from her wrist "enough... enough." Amanda protested weakly as she was pulled away from Angela's wrist, her lips still stained with a trace of the girl's blood. She looked up at Angela, her eyes ablaze with a mixture of hunger and a strange, possessive need. "No... I want more..." She mumbled, her voice low and rough, her fingers still gripping the girl's wrist as if she was unwilling to let go. It was clear that the sight and taste of the girl's blood had triggered something deep within her, something primal and consuming.

"I said enough." Angela leaned in and kissed her hungrily, For a moment, Amanda resisted the kiss, her instincts still reeling from her desire for more, but Angela's firm tone and the girl's heated kiss quickly broke down her resistance. She returned the kiss hungrily, her lips meeting Angela's with a fierce intensity as she gripped the girl's waist, pulling her closer. Her body was fully healed now, the last remnants of weakness vanishing as a different kind of hunger took over.

As the kiss deepened, Amanda's hands roamed over Angela's body, her fingers tracing the curves and contours of the girl's figure with a possessive need. Her tongue pressed against Angela's lips, seeking entry as she hungrily explored the girl's mouth, the taste of her blood still lingering on her lips.

Angela pulls away and caresses Amanda's cheek "you okay? You... do you need more?"

Amanda looked at Angela with a mixture of a feral and grateful look in her eyes as the girl caressed her cheek. Her breathing was still ragged, remnants of the intense need for blood still thrumming through her veins. But the gentle gesture of the girl's touch had an oddly soothing effect on her, calming the primal hunger and making way for a different kind of need.

She leaned into the touch, a soft sigh escaping her lips as she spoke, her voice still tinged with a hint of huskiness from their kiss. "No, I don't need more. But…"

"But?" Angela repeats, Amanda's gaze remained fixed on Angela, her eyes studying the girl's face intently. There was a mixture of a feral need and a growing affection in her expression as she spoke, her voice softer but filled with an undercurrent of desire. "But... I still want more. Not your blood, but..." She trailed off, her hands still gripping Angela's waist as her fingers idly played with the girl's clothing, her touch growing a little bolder.

"Oh?" Angela's eyes widen as Amanda's fingers continued to toy idly with the fabric of Angela's clothing as she leaned in closer to the girl, a sly, seductive smile playing on her lips. "Oh, yes," she murmured, her voice dropping a few octaves, her tone filled with a hint of a growl. "There are... other ways I want to taste you, love."

KAKAKSAKSKAKSJ I'm done, I can't finish this 😭😭

In a chanse voice * WHERES THE BANGING??


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parkmycarbitch
1 year ago

Manifesting the amangela tag to update by resetting the website every 5 minutes<3


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1 year ago

What if they kissed so hard, that they break apart to get some air—💥💥💥💥 HUH???? WHAT???? WHO?? WHO SAID THAT????

What If They Kissed So Hard, That They Break Apart To Get Some Air HUH???? WHAT???? WHO?? WHO SAID THAT????

please don't attack me, I'm kind of new and so 🥹🥹


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1 year ago

God why does Amanda have to be good at darts 😭😭 it’s so hot


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1 year ago
My Three Braincells Taking A Break While Im At Work

my three braincells taking a break while i’m at work


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1 year ago
This Is With The Filter I Use On Ig So It Wont Really Go With The Rest Here But I Forgot To Save The
This Is With The Filter I Use On Ig So It Wont Really Go With The Rest Here But I Forgot To Save The

this is with the filter I use on ig so it won’t really go with the rest here but I forgot to save the unfilterized version and I don’t want to make it again,,,just take this


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1 year ago

*casually slides you a picture of Rory and Paris sitting at the same table, but opposite ends of the table because they’re ‘enemies’, but at spots that give them easy, direct eye contact with each other*

*casually Slides You A Picture Of Rory And Paris Sitting At The Same Table, But Opposite Ends Of The

*generally shoves in your direction Paris being a small angry ball of determination next to her taller, chill go-with-the-flow gal pal*

*casually Slides You A Picture Of Rory And Paris Sitting At The Same Table, But Opposite Ends Of The

*hands you Paris who always finds reasons to see Rory and visit her home town and then thoroughly enjoys her*

*casually Slides You A Picture Of Rory And Paris Sitting At The Same Table, But Opposite Ends Of The

*presents to you evidence that Paris has Rory’s number either in her phone or memorized*

*casually Slides You A Picture Of Rory And Paris Sitting At The Same Table, But Opposite Ends Of The
*casually Slides You A Picture Of Rory And Paris Sitting At The Same Table, But Opposite Ends Of The

*turns you towards a screen where Paris, the moment she knows Tristan will not be there, immediately inserts herself as Romeo to Rory’s Juliet*

*casually Slides You A Picture Of Rory And Paris Sitting At The Same Table, But Opposite Ends Of The

By the way, these are just from Season 2


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parkmycarbitch
1 year ago

Can we please get smosh roast funeral back? Pretty please? They never got to Angela and I really need to see what bit Amanda will do for her. That's all thanks :)


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1 year ago
Angela Commenting On Chappell Roan's Instagram Post And Tagging Tommy, Amanda, Courtney, And Chanse Crossover

angela commenting on chappell roan's instagram post and tagging tommy, amanda, courtney, and chanse 🥰 crossover of all time

parkmycarbitch
1 year ago

Justice for Courtney Miller

hey guys, some of y'all might have seen this cause it's been going around on smoshtwt. But it looks like Court has been titled as "Shayne Topp's Wife" on Google which I think is pretty ridiculous. Although it's a beautiful thing that they are married after a long and loving relationship, they really are so much more than that. And she has shared how she did not want to be watered down to this specific thing.

May not seem like a big deal to some people, but I think credit should be given where it's due. If you can click the 3 dots to submit something about how she should be recognized for her work as a Comedian, Director, Social Media Personality, etc that would be cool😁🫶

Justice For Courtney Miller

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parkmycarbitch
1 year ago

We as a community(?) don’t talk enough about the “under the mistletoe” live show amangela content, maybe I was late to everyone talking abt it but my god the rpf possibilities…

We As A Community(?) Dont Talk Enough About The Under The Mistletoe Live Show Amangela Content, Maybe
We As A Community(?) Dont Talk Enough About The Under The Mistletoe Live Show Amangela Content, Maybe
We As A Community(?) Dont Talk Enough About The Under The Mistletoe Live Show Amangela Content, Maybe
We As A Community(?) Dont Talk Enough About The Under The Mistletoe Live Show Amangela Content, Maybe