It Is I ! The CIS Police. Here To *CLONK* (gets Hit In The Back Of The Head With Frying Pan..... Falls

It is I ! The CIS police. Here to *CLONK* (gets hit in the back of the head with frying pan..... Falls unconscious)

@catboy-pentheus

am I wearing the trans flag thigh highs under my trousers, to my French exam? maybe. what are you, a cop?

Whenever I see a post that says "pls reblog if blanc and especially if it's something I agree with I have to fight my inner contrarian saying "noooooooo your giving in ! You have to deliberately not interact otherwise you lose the game !"

you will never be a bad person for not reblogging a post on tumblr, please remember that

Just watched Alita battle angel and it was very good exept for the fact that our inner trans cyborg in my head is now pretty sad about that not being us.

(It's me typing this right now. I am the inner trans cyborg)

I'm not crying you are....

Any wizards who know what to do pls help !!!

There has been a breech in between my trash dimension (the demi plane I use as a bin ) and the para-elemental plane of dust ! Even worse my automatic waste disposal system blasts the rubbish with lightning

As a result when I next opened my trash dimension to throw away some expired potions....a huge wave of statically charged dust came out and stuck to everything!!!

There is dust in my clothes

Dust in every corner of my tower

Dust in my forbidden library

There is even dust in my inner sanctum

And even worse because of the static charge it sticks to things so I can't simply brush it away and it's nonmagical in nature so I can't dispel it either !

What should I do ?