And The Nohara...

And the Nohara...

The purple Markings :) yep

An Uzushigakure Clan, close with reptiles (snakes and lizards) and the main medical/poison specialist of the Village.

They have two main branches.

The Shikon (fang) Branch have eyes markings. They work with snakes, poisons and medicine. Everything that does something to the body without "touching" it. They have particular like characteristics, like a long tongue and elongating body membres (arms/neck).

The Sukēru (scale) Branch have cheek markings. They work with Lizards, nerve strike Taijustu and Tealing Justus. They can lose and regrow membres and organs. Yes, the heart too. (As long as they can use their chakra and still a completely healthy and functioning brain)

Both Branch have reptile like yellow eyes, sharp long fangs, little scales on their body and a naturally "poisonous" chakra.

Orochimaru is mostly of the Shikon Branch. Rin is mostly of the Sukēru Branch.

It is quite common for the two Branch to marry into eachother.

Rin : *gasp as she quite literally come back to life* Holy fucking shit- worst way to destroy a seal, would NOT recommend-

Kakashi : RIN !? D';

Obito : RIN !? D';

Rin : Madara's a lil bitch.

The actual reason why Kakashi Hakate wears a mask...

It a muzzle.

He Will Not Stop Biting, so they (The Hiruzen and Shikaku) needed to pull out the big guns.

Bad puppies who bite allies get the Muzzle treatment till they are Good Boy.

(and we've already established that Kakashi is a petty little shit TM)

He will wear The Mask TM till the day he dies, and that when he'll strike.

And yes, Gai totally knows the actual reason why Kakashi wears The Mask TM. He found it fucking hilarious and said "I told you so" as kid Kakashi is pouting and grumbling like a grumpy puppy.

Kakashi is embarrassed of the trust so that means Gai as blackmail over him :) (the real reason why Kakashi deals with Gai's bullshit so much)

Kakashi is still trying to find some blackmail to use against Gai... Still nothing :(

Ok so...

Why I've I put Namikaze as Feral...

I just thought it'd be funny. :)

The name sound a lot like kamikaze, and I thought "hey, what if", so voilà !

The "We're so good that we literally cannot die even when it a suicide mission." Type of clan lol.

Annoy the living shit of the Hyugan, Uchiha and Hakate but they don't say shit because the Namikaze are so eager and sweet and happy and so so obvious it sickeningly adorable-

Making them sad is literally a crime in Konoha.

They are perfect little angels.

Yes that child Namikaze did infact absolutely exterminate an entire squadron entirely on their own without any weapons nor jutsu. Yes they did tear those bodies apart with their bare teeth and ate some human meat raw, directly form the dead bodies.

But looks at them.

Their are absolutely adorable and have absolutely no fucking idea of how powerful they are and how must terrifying their being.

They're an angel, really.

(and the other Villages don't know what to feel about That so they Don't. Touch. That with anything at all)

(and yes I'm talking about Namikaze Minato :D)

Okay so funny idea-

Rivalry is the only way to court a Hatake.

Being rivals with a Hatake means you are courting them.

Kakashi : *waiting for Gai, for almost over 20 years (!), to finally give him any fucking gifts that he could accept, signifying they would now be mates*

Gai : ETERNAL RIVAL !!! :D

Kakashi : *silently crying in his head*

Kakashi's ninken : *sigh in pain*

Gai : *has absolutely no idea about Hatake courting* ? :D

In the pure world :

Sakumo : *wincing for his son* aouch... My poor little pup...

Dai : *annoyed at his son obliviousness* SAGE DAMNIT SON-

Also... The Senju brothers being half Hatake.

Izuna : Aha ! We meet again rival !

Tobirama : Pardon !? since when ?! *Blushing shocked*

Izuna : Eh ??? *Confused*

Hashirama : !!! You didn't tell me Tobi ! :0

Madara : Izuna you moron ! They're half Hatake !!!

Izuna : !!! OH UM- NEVERMIND ! *blushing embarrassed*

Hashirama : Aw :'( *disappointed*

Tobirama : ... *Is secretly disappointed too*

Touka : *is laughing like a hyena*

Hikaku : *is sighing in exhaustion*

The rest of the Senjus and Uchihas fighting : *Stop fighting to observe bemused at the interaction*

During the summer where Hashirama and Madara meet... :

Madara : So are we rivals now ?

Hashirama : Ah- um... Maybe...? If you wanna, I wouldn't mind... *Is fidgeting, shy and blushing*

Madara : *looks at him confused* ???

Hashirama : I'm half Hatake...

Madara : OH- hhhhhhh... No. Sorry... *Looks away blushing, actually sad he has to say no*

Hashirama : Oh... ;'( *Sad little puppy*

Super dumb Naruto headcanon: Tailed Beasts, and their Jinchuriki by extension, are all instinctually afraid of rabbits.

Why?

Because of Kaguya, aka the Rabbit Goddess. Basically, all the Tailed Beasts remember her on some primal level and know she’s bad news, so they Tailed Beasts and Jinchuriki naturally avoid anything associated with her, which includes rabbits.

Honestly, this is just an excuse to envision the most powerful beings and ninja in the Shinobi World cowering from an adorable bunny.

Thoughts?

Haku would be unstoppable! Just give him time to build his army of bunnies and you'll see!

Ok so... Naruto brain rot :)

Even if both categories of Clans share characteristics with animals. There's a difference between a Beastial Clan and a Feral.

One is working with animals, the other is Being the animal.

For example...

Inuzuka, Beastial, work with ninja dogs, greater and sharper senses and instincts.

Hakate, Fucking Feral, Will bite your fucking throat out, are basically Animals in humans form.

But you can also be Feral without the animal parts.

You just need to be more Wild than a Beastial. Be literally one with Nature. :)

Yes, the Uzumakis are Feral. Yes, the Fucking Senju are Feral. Yes, Tsunade Senju is very Feral herself. (Orochimaru is too ;D)

Beastial Clans : Inuzuka, Aburame, Nara, Sarutobi, Uchiha, Onikuma...

Feral Clans : Hakate, Senju, Uzumaki, Nohara, Umino, Namikaze...

Also... Being a Junchiriki automatically make someone Feral. Or being mixed with Senju's DNA. Or adopted/Claimed by a Feral. :)