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Team Minato lives Au in which, for some godforsaken reason Kakashi instinctually knows everything about farming. He has never tilled or sown his own seeds before but by Jove this random fourteen year old knows more than anyone about perfect climate conditions and growing the best possibly produce

Yokais in the world of Naruto...

An uncommon commodity !

Quite a few clans have Yokai blood, the Hatake, Nara and Hoshigaki for example.

But it's much more common to have that one random family with a Yokai ancestor.

It is quite easy to notice a half Yokai, since their humanity and spirituality have difficulty to mix together.

If you see someone having animalistic attributes and wearing a fur/scales coat or a feather/fang/horn as jewellery, they are probably half Yokai.

Those objects are a part of that person's soul.

Stealing it is taking away a part of them.

Destroying it is ripping apart a part of them.

They will survive. They will live. But they would be suffering for the rest of their existence. With not possibly of regaining what they have lost

Being trusted with such object by them is... Much more than just trust at this point.

They gave you a part of themselves. Of their soul.

It's a show of love.

The actual reason why Kakashi Hakate wears a mask...

It a muzzle.

He Will Not Stop Biting, so they (The Hiruzen and Shikaku) needed to pull out the big guns.

Bad puppies who bite allies get the Muzzle treatment till they are Good Boy.

(and we've already established that Kakashi is a petty little shit TM)

He will wear The Mask TM till the day he dies, and that when he'll strike.

And yes, Gai totally knows the actual reason why Kakashi wears The Mask TM. He found it fucking hilarious and said "I told you so" as kid Kakashi is pouting and grumbling like a grumpy puppy.

Kakashi is embarrassed of the trust so that means Gai as blackmail over him :) (the real reason why Kakashi deals with Gai's bullshit so much)

Kakashi is still trying to find some blackmail to use against Gai... Still nothing :(

Y. E. S. They are married old men. I love them so much T^T

Okay so funny idea-

Rivalry is the only way to court a Hatake.

Being rivals with a Hatake means you are courting them.

Kakashi : *waiting for Gai, for almost over 20 years (!), to finally give him any fucking gifts that he could accept, signifying they would now be mates*

Gai : ETERNAL RIVAL !!! :D

Kakashi : *silently crying in his head*

Kakashi's ninken : *sigh in pain*

Gai : *has absolutely no idea about Hatake courting* ? :D

In the pure world :

Sakumo : *wincing for his son* aouch... My poor little pup...

Dai : *annoyed at his son obliviousness* SAGE DAMNIT SON-

Also... The Senju brothers being half Hatake.

Izuna : Aha ! We meet again rival !

Tobirama : Pardon !? since when ?! *Blushing shocked*

Izuna : Eh ??? *Confused*

Hashirama : !!! You didn't tell me Tobi ! :0

Madara : Izuna you moron ! They're half Hatake !!!

Izuna : !!! OH UM- NEVERMIND ! *blushing embarrassed*

Hashirama : Aw :'( *disappointed*

Tobirama : ... *Is secretly disappointed too*

Touka : *is laughing like a hyena*

Hikaku : *is sighing in exhaustion*

The rest of the Senjus and Uchihas fighting : *Stop fighting to observe bemused at the interaction*

During the summer where Hashirama and Madara meet... :

Madara : So are we rivals now ?

Hashirama : Ah- um... Maybe...? If you wanna, I wouldn't mind... *Is fidgeting, shy and blushing*

Madara : *looks at him confused* ???

Hashirama : I'm half Hatake...

Madara : OH- hhhhhhh... No. Sorry... *Looks away blushing, actually sad he has to say no*

Hashirama : Oh... ;'( *Sad little puppy*

Super dumb Naruto headcanon: Tailed Beasts, and their Jinchuriki by extension, are all instinctually afraid of rabbits.

Why?

Because of Kaguya, aka the Rabbit Goddess. Basically, all the Tailed Beasts remember her on some primal level and know she’s bad news, so they Tailed Beasts and Jinchuriki naturally avoid anything associated with her, which includes rabbits.

Honestly, this is just an excuse to envision the most powerful beings and ninja in the Shinobi World cowering from an adorable bunny.

Thoughts?

Haku would be unstoppable! Just give him time to build his army of bunnies and you'll see!

Okay so funny idea-

Rivalry is the only way to court a Hatake.

Being rivals with a Hatake means you are courting them.

Kakashi : *waiting for Gai, for almost over 20 years (!), to finally give him any fucking gifts that he could accept, signifying they would now be mates*

Gai : ETERNAL RIVAL !!! :D

Kakashi : *silently crying in his head*

Kakashi's ninken : *sigh in pain*

Gai : *has absolutely no idea about Hatake courting* ? :D

In the pure world :

Sakumo : *wincing for his son* aouch... My poor little pup...

Dai : *annoyed at his son obliviousness* SAGE DAMNIT SON-

Also... The Senju brothers being half Hatake.

Izuna : Aha ! We meet again rival !

Tobirama : Pardon !? since when ?! *Blushing shocked*

Izuna : Eh ??? *Confused*

Hashirama : !!! You didn't tell me Tobi ! :0

Madara : Izuna you moron ! They're half Hatake !!!

Izuna : !!! OH UM- NEVERMIND ! *blushing embarrassed*

Hashirama : Aw :'( *disappointed*

Tobirama : ... *Is secretly disappointed too*

Touka : *is laughing like a hyena*

Hikaku : *is sighing in exhaustion*

The rest of the Senjus and Uchihas fighting : *Stop fighting to observe bemused at the interaction*

During the summer where Hashirama and Madara meet... :

Madara : So are we rivals now ?

Hashirama : Ah- um... Maybe...? If you wanna, I wouldn't mind... *Is fidgeting, shy and blushing*

Madara : *looks at him confused* ???

Hashirama : I'm half Hatake...

Madara : OH- hhhhhhh... No. Sorry... *Looks away blushing, actually sad he has to say no*

Hashirama : Oh... ;'( *Sad little puppy*