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I am opening up a discord server for people who want to Roleplay Star Wars. PM me if you wanna join.

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Rules:

- This will take place on Discord

- These are characters with a certain personality, appearance, etc. So please respect the original

- Not OC Friendly

- Please use 3rd person/ narrator perspective and paragraph formatting when roleplaying

I am opening up a discord server for people who want to Roleplay Star Wars. PM me if you wanna join.

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Rules:

- This will take place on Discord

- These are characters with a certain personality, appearance, etc. So please respect the original

- Not OC Friendly

- Please use 3rd person/ narrator perspective and paragraph formatting when roleplaying

A Jedi Tale

Anakin:

La, la-la-la, la-la

La-la-la, la-la-la

The Jedi used to speak and sing

We weren't always quiet

We told stories and funny jokes

My stand-up was a riot

But then one day, a fight broke out

And hurtful words were said

Flaring tempers were inflamed

Destruction quickly spread

And fighting bred from dread and dead

It even burnt our... bread

Sorry, I forgot how much I love rhyming. Where was I? Oh, right!

My happy temple lay in ruins

Relationships got worse

Spoiler alert: we quickly learned

That ties could be a curse

"No more friendships," yelled our leader

The last thing said aloud

Into a Vow of Silence

We took as a crowd

The quiet cooled emotions

And peace was soon restored

But with no way to speak my thoughts

I got super... bored

Seriously, there's only so long that hologames can keep you entertained!

'Cause rainbows won't light up the sky

Unless you let it rain

And honeyfruits sometimes come with worms

No, you can't give up your passion

'Cause you're scared of a little pain

It's a lesson that the Jedi never learned

I was stuck in silent prison

With the voices in my head

'Til I tripped over my salvation

In a helpful flowerbed

I made a drink to clear my pipes

And I became quite chatty

With years and years of stored-up words

I drove the temple batty

They didn't like my jokes and songs

And daily dose of news

The plays I wrote, the speeches spoke

Variety revues!

Or the story about the Jedi who came from Tatooine

And fell in love with this senator, and he wore a freaky helmet thing, and he played the kloo horn a lot and got all broody 'cause she had a crush on another senator, so he took her away on this underground gondola. I mean, who doesn't love musical theater?!

The council members made it clear

I had to make my choice

I could stay and live with them

Or I could keep my voice

So I crashed here, but left the my droids alone

They're hard to move

With just the view for company

Until ya heard me groove

Take it away, boys!

Dead Clone Troopers:

...

Anakin:

'Cause rainbows won't light up the sky

Unless you let it rain

And candles just won't glow until they're burned

No, you can't give up your passion

'Cause you're scared of a little pain

It's a lesson that the Jedi never learned

No matter how hard I schooled them

Fear of turnin’ still what ruled them

Sometimes you gotta let it raaaaaaaain!

Yeah, sometimes you've gotta let it...rain...

—————/—————

So this is a bit...jokey.

The context is that because of the Clone Wars, a lot of Jedi were stressed and angry, sooo they made a vow of silence. Anakin, being Anakin, found this boring and made a drink to help him talk after years of his voice not working and sassed literally everyone. He was kicked out of the Order and crash landed on a planet with no help.

After basically losing his sanity all alone for 20+ years, Luke and Leia, raised by Padme and trained by Obi-Wan, finally find him.

I’m thinking of making this another AU I have along with my Double Traitor AU and my Rebel!Anakin AU buuut i don’t know if a Membrane AU would be good. Tell me what ya think ☺️ if you have any questions I’d be happy to answer them. I also got some help with revisions from my friend on discord.

No Way

Star Wars Parody

Anakin:

N-n-n-n-n-n-no way

There's no way

You must agree that, Palpy, in all the time I been by your side

I've never lost control, no matter how many times I knew you lied

Had my golden rule

Gotta keep my cool, yeah, Palpy

Ahsoka:

(you know he's gotta keep it cool)

Anakin:

And even though you thought you won

Hoping you would have his soul

Worse, it was my own son

The child of someone who you control

No matter what I heard, I couldn’t say a word

No, Palpy

Ahsoka:

(you know he never said a word)

Anakin:

I've put up with your sh- like every single day

Ahsoka:

(whoa, whoa)

Anakin:

But now it's time to shh, and listen when I say!

You must think that I'm crazy

You wanna replace me, Baby there's

N-n-n-n-n-n-no way

If you think for a moment

I'd grant you annulment, just hold up, there's

N-n-n-n-n-n-no way

No way

No way

There's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way

No way

No way

There's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way

There's no way

So you think this is worse that I'm cursed

'Cause I murdered my wife?

You say it's a pity 'cause becoming a Sith

"I'll end up in myth with no pith all my life"

Well, Impy weren't you there, when she gave birth safely?

Anakin:

(Oh, hi Lele)

Leia:

(Daughters are so easy to forget)

Anakin:

You're just so full of sh-, must think that I'm naive

Ahsoka:

(whoa, whoa)

Anakin:

I won't back down won't shh, and no, I'll never leave!

Anakin:

You must think that I'm crazy

You wanna replace me, Baby, there's

N-n-n-n-n-n-no way

If you thought it'd be funny, to send a gunnery after me, hun, there's

No way

No way

No way

There's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way

No way

No way (no way)

There's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way

There's no way

Hey

Let's go

Here we go!

...

Anakin:

You got me down on my knees

Please tell me what you think I've done wrong

Been humble, been loyal, I've tried to swallow my pride all along

If you can just tell one simple thing

I can do to be good, I'll come

...

No?

You've got nothing to say?

I'm not going away

There's no WAY!!

You must think that I'm crazy

You wanna replace me? Baby, there's

N-n-n-n-n-n-no way

You gave me this strife, so I'll be a Sith 'til the end of my life!!

N-n-n-n-n-n-no way

No way (no way)

No way

Ahsoka:

N-n-n-nup-na-nup-na-nup-na

Anakin:

No way

No way

There's

N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no way

There's no way

———

Best way to break up with your abusive ex, am I right?

This is part of my Double Traitor AU. Anakin is finally cutting ties with the Empire as he has access to all the info he needs and is helping the fellow rebel fleets defeat Sideous. His final words to the man who literally just tried to recruit his son into ways of the Sith? This fun number 💖

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Where is the Justice: Loki Parody

{Loki and Odin stood in a meeting room, a few Asgardians council members stood around them as the two royals argued.}

[Loki]

Where is the justice

When the guilty all go free?

Why don't we lock them up

And throw away the key?

[Odin]

I see a young man's anger burning in your eyes

[Loki]

What you see is my impatience

With your noble compromise

Show me what's right about

The wrongs that we allow

Asguardians need to feel

Protected here and now

{Loki turns away from Odin}

This whole damn system’s broken way beyond repair

It's just law not law and order

Not much good and seldom fair

[Council Member A]

Laws are made for everyone

We're treated all the same

[Loki]

Till advocate‘s words can fix the blame

Let our vindications

Make the regulations

And hold no one accountable

When everything goes wrong

Let those who are heinous

Get away with murder

Every time a high-priced

Mouth-piece starts to talk

His patron gets to walk

Tell me, where is the justice?

If there’s any justice

[Loki Supporters]

Where's the justice?

Tell me where!

[Loki]

Where is the justice

[Loki Supporters]

Tell me where!

[Loki]

For all the victims?

[Loki Supports]

Tell me where!

[Loki]

Where is the justice?

What good is law that can’t

Punish those who break it?

[Frigga]

Politicians

Make their speeches all day long

While judges twiddling away

Mostly get it wrong

(Mostly get it wrong!)

{Loki smiled at this mother for having his back}

[Council Member B]

Instead of loopholes

For the laws to fall between

Let some good old-fashioned pay-back

Grease the wheels of a machine

(Grease the wheels of the machine)

[Loki]

Isn't everybody sick to death of all this stuff?

Can't we all stand up and say enough?

(We've had enough)

{Odin was getting mad and slowly stalked towards Loki as the smaller man stood his ground}

(Justice, justice, justice, now's the time for)

[Loki]

Listen to the families

Hiding in their houses (justice, justice)

All of them afraid to walk the streets at night

With all their doors locked tight

We must give them their justice

{Loki is now backing away from Odin as the older man bears an angry face}

[Loki Supporter]

Where is the justice?

[Loki]

We owe them some justice

{Loki falls to his knees}

[Loki Supporter]

Where is the justice?

{Loki looks up at Odin and reaches out to him}

[All]

Where is the justice?

{Loki bows his head as Odin looks away from his son on the floor}