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Professor Ramses

Creepy weirdo & weird creep who loves media where bad things happen to good people

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Ramses' Wheel-generated Hachetfield Deathmatch

Ramses' wheel-generated Hachetfield deathmatch

Round 1

Bout 6

Ramses' Wheel-generated Hachetfield Deathmatch
Ramses' Wheel-generated Hachetfield Deathmatch

This is one of the setups I actually thought about in advance. One day, Ema is tending to her weed, when Ziggy tells her there's a lawyer at the edge of the farm. When she gets there she's met by Gary Goldstein, attorney at law, he's there to serve her a lawsuit from an anti-marijuana group that just established a branch in Hachetfield. Ema takes the papers but spiteful pulls the manure-woodchipper trick on Gary, spraying him with shit. Unfortunately, Gary was wearing a brand new expensive suit and he's seeing red. He undoes his tie, wraps it around his head and it's on.

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1 year ago

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1 year ago

Alright, since the spooky month is upon us, I wanted to share a Mammon thought.

Now, it goes without saying that Mammon’s whole animal motif is a spider, which is evident in his full demon form (which admittedly also has scant earwig features) and the heavy usage of webs throughout his theater. Well, recently I saw a post (which I unfortunately can’t find) which posited an alternative animal motif for the King of Greed: a tick.

Now, as much as I love Mammon being a clown-spider, that idea struck a cord with me and I think him being a tick is also rather fitting thematically:

Mammon has an insatiable desire to accrue more wealth like how ticks greedily engorge themselves on blood until they’re fit to burst.

Mammon finds up and coming stars to cling on to and profit off of much like how ticks search for hosts to live on, both of which comes at the brand’s face/host’s expense and wellbeing.

I honestly feel like you could draw parallels to the design of Mammon’s full demon form and what an engorged tick looks like. Large lower body, eight sharp legs, and a disproportionately small head (this is more pronounced on ticks, all things considered).

Ticks are a type of arachnid, so even if Mammon isn’t one you can draw a sort of connection.

All of this said, given he’s an ancient demonic being, it’s just as possibly he id a chimeric list of different arthropods, which would line up pretty well with Bee being a demonic fox/bee and Ozzie having the heads of a r and a bull on top of his obvious rooster traits.

Now, none of this is meant as a condemnation of Mammon, if anything I’m just running with a random idea that I just think adds some interesting layers to his design and how it fits thematically with the sin he embodies.

I guess what I’m trying to say is this:

Vampire Mammon

Yeah, I think that, all things considered, Mammon isn't any one thing, he very intentionally has elements of spider, tick, and earwig.

As for him being a vampire, I raise you this: You know that idea you mentioned that Mammon has the ability of tearing out souls and manifesting them as physical coins? What if he uses his teeth to drain to soul and then it trickles out of his fangs and congeals into a coin?

Another idea is that he has vampiric powers to do with electricity, since it's his element. He can sink his teeth into anything with a charge and drain it into himself.

I think I actually like the second idea more, but I'll leave both of them here, just cause.

Have fun with these, everyone 8}


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1 year ago

Ramses' wheel-generated Hachetfield deathmatch

Round 1

Bout 3

Ramses' Wheel-generated Hachetfield Deathmatch
Ramses' Wheel-generated Hachetfield Deathmatch

Alright, the setup here is that, Sam needs something to get Charlotte off his back for a bit, so he thinks "I'll go to toy zone and get a crappy pink teddy bear to shut her up" an he picks one discounted bear out, but then at the counter Lex tells him the discount expired and the discount price tag should've been taken off, so Sam storms into Frank's office demanding they sell him the bear at the discounted price. Frank turns him down, Sam pulls out his gun...and realizes it's empty. He throws it Franks' way and it's on!


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