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DC head canons whil tipsy, Batcats love language is Bruce buying her increasingly expensive things, art, jewelry, you name it, she wants it? He'll buy it.

Except he knows that half the thrill for her is the B & E. Without a little breaking and entering how is she supposed to feel like she earned it???

So Bruce of course creates the solution, and sets it up where she gets to steal it instead. They're are always elaborate security systems, things he knows will test her. Sometimes in the less traveled wing of Wayne Manor itself, a show of trust. Leading her back to his home and waiting to see if he'll wake up to a ping on his security system and a note where a beautiful diamond necklace was. Other times he'll take over entire wings of the Gotham museums and galleries. Tailored specifically to Silena's tastes so that she'll have the pick of the litter and he can either keep the rest or auction them off for charity.

He narrowly avoids insurance scams half the time by playing up the Brucie act. People are horrified that he's just been robbed blind, there are art enthusiasts all across the globe trying to walk him through the insurance claims while he's just trying to to wave it off. The art galleries and museums are setting up full scale meetings, insurance people included with PowerPoint presentations of every step to filing the insurance claim and Bruce is sweating in his armani trying to laugh off how much work it is, and really he'll get to it eventually (read never)

There's a 50/50 chance it winds up in his own manor eventually, he's not getting arrested for Insurance Fraud. It'll interrupt the batmanning

You know... Since Alfred from Batman: Caped Crusader is most likely based of old comics... Do you guys think his last name is Beagle?

Drew a quick sketch of the pumpkin dude after playing Pumpkin Panic with my friend. Turned out better than I planned! :]

Yeah... I left accuracy somewhere in the process.

Happy pride month to my fav queer fr fr

Bruh- I asked my dad if he remembers what my first word was and he was like: "Well definitely not 'mom'... And what you were yelling there I couldn't care less... Maybe you were yelling at everyone to f- off or something."

I just wanted to draw them)

(That one musical from Batman: the brave and the bold lol)

References:

"Oh Catwoman got another new backstory? Well let's see what you got there Seli-"

I still have some juice in my system apparently

"There are years in a man's life that seem to flow past too quickly to be real... They are the dreaming years, the happy years... For Bruce Wayne, those years began with his wedding day... and even more joyful, the birth of his daughter Helena two years later... From that day on, the Batman took a back seat to a new figure in Gotham... and Bruce Wayne changed from socialite to social activist... Then there was the day when the Boy Wonder became a man, and flew away... leaving only pride in the heart of the man who had raised him... And the day when Helena Wayne made her debut, blessed with her mother's beauty and both her parent's sharp minds... Yes, those were the happy years for Bruce Wayne."

The Huntress: Origins (2020). "From Each Ending... A Beggining!"

Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle

Despite what you may have heard Bruce Wayne is not, in fact, a furry.

He is, however, very opinionated.

I did the meme🤌✨

It was funnier in my head lol

✨ Girls night ✨

I spent too much time on this.

I kinda like sketch more ngl

new and updated batfamily time line by me!

Decided to show my OCs cuz why not:

I don't know how often I'll draw them but just know that they exist👍

Decided to show my OCs cuz why not:

I don't know how often I'll draw them but just know that they exist👍

mom and dad

Helena Wayne

So I decided to start reading "Worlds' Finest" again (you know, the one with Helena Wayne) because I barely remember what was in it and when I was reading it the first time I was skipping lots of issues so I definitely missed a lot of story details...

And while reading I realized that a lot of people love bringing up that part where Helena meets Damian and they agree to work together for some time... And I don't blame these people, their moments look pretty wholesome:

However... I don't think I've ever seen people even mention Helena's reaction to Damian's death. To be fair I also skipped this part when I was reading it the first time, but still... I think someone has to talk about it.

bruuuuuuuce please

(The Batman & Scooby-Doo Mysteries 2024)

Scooby why you looking at him like that bro-

Sanctuary 🐈‍⬛🐾🦇