Another Pic Of The Girlies

another pic of the girlies

actually Android is an operating system and Apple is a type of phone so this is invalid 🤓☝️

I don't know how half of the people would react to finding out I have Tumblr

Them: "Oh, you have Tumblr? What do you post?"

Me: "Um, I pretend to be a god who also is a goose who like to interact with countries and companies and many other people."

No but like they gave us Vol 1 and 2 with WR crumbs, then the creator of the show (who shipped them) died and then they rebounded in Vol 6, gave us a tiny crumb in Vol 7, then undid all that shiz in Vol 9 only to turn around and give us them goofy ah gays in RWBYxJL and the homoerotic RWBY IQ, and I’m all for it

well it’s very complicated but here’s the list, who they’re made for and their in game mechanics 🫠 I put way too much effort into them

ZZZ:

Camazotz (Soldier 11) [Ether, Anomaly, Slash & Pierce]

Zerø (Zhu Yuan) [Ice, Stun, Strike]

HI3:

Jikan (Yae Sakura) [Stardust, Chained Blades]

Genshin:

Daedalus (Arlecchino) [Cryo Sword]

Cascade (Furina) [Hydro Catalyst]

Ixchel (Mavukia) [Electro Claymore]

HSR:

Danai (Jade) [Fire Erudition]

Amethyst / Nzyndale (Topaz) [Imaginary Erudition] Jíshǒu (Sparkle) [Quantum Nihility]

Jiàn (Jingliu) [Fire Preservation]

Starchasm Nyx (Silver Wolf) [Lightning Harmony]

Xiu Long (Feixiao) (Physical Preservation)

Quartz von Synder Helair (Obsidian) [Imaginary Abundance]

Rayven Daggervytch (Sugilite) Wind Harmony

and in true MiHoyo fashion Ravyn is the only male

Thank you for listening to my oc rambles it is much appreciated

Why did you create her perfectly for my lesbian heart? 😭

Dw I also am very lesbian towards lots of ZZZ characters sooo idk we're good at making women hot. I hope you realize this is a parody

Also please remember that Snow White narrowly avoided getting tetanus from hugging a rusty old Joan of Arc that blamed Red Riding Hood for her problems that she didn’t cause because Joan of Arc got pissy about being in control, and then we got the only moment of Snow White x Riding Hood in the final part of the story when Red Riding Hood miraculously came back from drinking the death read.

RWBY: the show that made people cry because Mulan and Thor held hands. 

Sunday (to March): Your days are numbered.

March: Actually, yeah, since my last name is 7th.

Sunday: Stay away from my goddamn sister.

March:…but she asked me to stay.

Sunday: Wat

Robin (hiding in the corner): Don’t do it March

Sunday (to march): Why

March (smug): She wanted me on my knees

Robin: *facepalms*

Later…

Sunday: Hey Boothill, can I borrow your gun?

Boothill: Why not, partner. Outta curiosity, Whaddaya need it for?

Sunday: *shoots March*

Boothill: What the fudge man