In The Mood To Chase Someone With An Axe

in the mood to chase someone with an axe

having friends notably older than you is fantastic actually, cause you can drop in a little mention of how old you would have been at the time of a story they tell and watch the existential crisis set in

collecting these like funky little bugs..................

Today i sat with my head on a table while a friend ranted about how school sucks and another sang the pokemon theme song. Simultaneously. The duality of man is fascinating

There is still time to seduce a medieval monk, teach him the joys of Homosexuality, then betray him by leaving him trapped on the railroad tracks with an on coming train

i don't get the sexiness of vampires. like i love the wild and free side of werewolves, but to me vampires are just snobby creeps that deserve to be beheaded like the aristocrats they are