Im Surprised I Dont See More In Fics And Such (as If Ive Read Fanfiction In A While Ha) Where The Clones

i’m surprised i don’t see more in fics and such (as if i’ve read fanfiction in a while ha) where the clones accelerated aging is just kinda written out….

it’s honestly one of my least favorite things abt the clones is the fact that they all probably would be dead within 30-45 years of being “born” just from old age (but most probably just got killed before then)

like it would be easy to write out… like they were given stuff each year like a shot to keep their advanced aging until they were in their 20s or so (biologically)

few characters in the star-wars universe have glasses.

i mean tech is literally one of the only ones (might be the only main character even to my knowledge) to have glasses

so i looked it up

apparently this was intentional on george lucas part as he “didn’t want eyeglasses present in his films”

but screw that

it got me thinking how realistically a lot of characters probably do need glasses but just have never gone to an eyedoctor because they just don’t have one near them, it’s expensive, and they just never considered it

just realizing that logically Shermie HAS to be older than Stan and Ford because we only ever see the baby that is assumed to be Shermie when Stan gets kicked out which would be about 1972 so it’s basically impossible for Shermie to be born in 70 or 71 and then Dipper and Mabel’s dad to be born in the late 80s for them to exist….

even if we go “maybe they had REALLY young parents and grandparents” that would be REALLY young… like born 1971 has a kid at 14 in 1985 and that kid has a kid at 14 in 1999….. (not 100% IMPOSSIBLE but improbable)

so he HAS to be older than Stan and Ford which would mean there’s ANOTHER sibling?!?!

the possibility that this is just a plot hole is probably VERY high

ok but the fact that Shermie was supposed to be born sometime in the 1960s and dipper and mabel were born in 1999

DO YOU REALIZE HOW YOUNG THAT MAKES THEIR GRANDFATHER AND THEIR FATHER-?!?

even if we give the benefit of the doubt and say Shermie was born in 1960 you could say that their dad was born in 1980-2 BUT then that would mean that their dad was a teenager when Dipper and Mabel were born AND that their grandfather was younger than 40

it’s canon that souls go to the netherworld of the force after a person dies meaning that there is technically a possibility for every person to be a force ghost if circumstances call for it

TITANS BLOOD???? OWL HOUSE REFERENCE?!??!

alex hirsch was hired by big english teacher to make people give a shit about the great gatsby