Just Realizing That Logically Shermie HAS To Be Older Than Stan And Ford Because We Only Ever See The

just realizing that logically Shermie HAS to be older than Stan and Ford because we only ever see the baby that is assumed to be Shermie when Stan gets kicked out which would be about 1972 so it’s basically impossible for Shermie to be born in 70 or 71 and then Dipper and Mabel’s dad to be born in the late 80s for them to exist….

even if we go “maybe they had REALLY young parents and grandparents” that would be REALLY young… like born 1971 has a kid at 14 in 1985 and that kid has a kid at 14 in 1999….. (not 100% IMPOSSIBLE but improbable)

so he HAS to be older than Stan and Ford which would mean there’s ANOTHER sibling?!?!

the possibility that this is just a plot hole is probably VERY high

ok but the fact that Shermie was supposed to be born sometime in the 1960s and dipper and mabel were born in 1999

DO YOU REALIZE HOW YOUNG THAT MAKES THEIR GRANDFATHER AND THEIR FATHER-?!?

even if we give the benefit of the doubt and say Shermie was born in 1960 you could say that their dad was born in 1980-2 BUT then that would mean that their dad was a teenager when Dipper and Mabel were born AND that their grandfather was younger than 40

I’m just going to leave this here…

there was probably a moment for each of the batch where they wished it was them instead of tech

but there would never be a moment where tech regretted his decision in the infinity of space and time if it meant even a moment of peace or hope for his siblings

i’m surprised i don’t see more in fics and such (as if i’ve read fanfiction in a while ha) where the clones accelerated aging is just kinda written out….

it’s honestly one of my least favorite things abt the clones is the fact that they all probably would be dead within 30-45 years of being “born” just from old age (but most probably just got killed before then)

like it would be easy to write out… like they were given stuff each year like a shot to keep their advanced aging until they were in their 20s or so (biologically)

She’ll be fine

did anyone else have an odd vendetta against Gravity Falls (or just any show really) before watching it and then ending up absolutely loving it?

i remember when it was actively coming out on disney channel and i just don’t remember what it was about it that irked me SOO much… i feel like some of the rude people at my school may have watched it or something so i had a bad association? there was just something about it that made me SO MAD.

….and now i love the show after giving in and watching it over a decade later