Midoriya Izuku : I Have Bones!

Midoriya Izuku : I have bones!

Recovery Girl : *pouring vodka in her water bottle* And that became my problem

Vigilante AU:

Aizawa : You're a vigilante

Izuku : Actually im not technically

Aizawa : how??

Izuku : well Vigilantism is if you use your quirk in public without a license to accomplish a certain goal, but I don't have a quirk so technically i cant be a vigilante

Aizawa : you don't have a WHAT???!

Is it even a tododeku fic if fire boy doesn't go fyooooooom ?

My friend telling me how wild the Bakusquad is and how they'll totally help each other bury a body.

Me: True! Most definitely!

My friend telling me Dekusquad will probably help each other with arts and crafts.

Me: Very cute image! Also very true!

My friend telling me Dekusqaud is too pure to commit crimes.

Me remembering Uraraka being competitive to the extreme and 100% willing to drop buildings on her enemies, and the ultimate straight man Tsuyu Asui. Me remembering that Iida actually attempted murder for revenge. Me remembering Shouto is a Todoroki(tm) and izuku's Ride or Die friend. Me remembering what happened to Overhaul and the feralness of Izuku against Afogaraki. Me remembering that Midoriya Izuku is a wanted mass murderer......

Me : Yeah you're totally right they'll never actually get caught committing crimes too pure heheheheh

Dekusquad:

Uraraka is competitive to the extreme and is extremely good at hand to hand combat.

Iida once tried to murder a man in cold blood.

Todoroki canonically said that he spared villains at the USJ because it would be a black spot on his record. And, as you said, he is a Todoroki.

He also called the Hosu chief of police a damn mutt. To his face.

As for Izuku... Listen, I know some people are not noticing this trend because his opponents usually come out of the fight alive... but you do realize he has shown time and time again that he didn’t hesitate to use lethal force again villains, right?

He tried to use OFA 100% against Shigaraki at the USJ and if the noumu hadn’t blocked it, Shiggy would have been turned into chunky salsa. It’s as simple as that.

Before Izuku learned Full Cowl, he pointedly punched in the direction of the roof in his fight with Bakugou and he actually had to focus like crazy in order to punch Todoroki during the Sport Festival. Don’t tell me he doesn’t realize that his quirk is lethal.

He wasn’t holding back against Muscular, who survived because he is super tough. And before he went Full Cowl 100% against Overhaul, he tried to murder him with a big rock. And I won’t even talk about his fight with Shigaraki during the war arc.

I will argue that Tsuyu is the less likely to commit a crime but it’s because she is too sensible for that, not because she lacks the skills.

Except Tsuyu, all of them could and would kill someone.

If Iida kills someone, he would surrender but if you play your cards right, he would help you bury a dead body.

All of them know not to call Tsuyu to bury a dead body because she already made it clear before Kamino that she isn’t a rule-breaker. However, she probably wouldn’t snitch.

Bakusquad:

It includes Bakugou, who goes to bed at 9 PM, freaks out when someone smokes next to him because he is afraid it will go on his record, and despite screaming “DIE!” once every twenty minutes, has never committed to the deed. Weak. Would refuse to break any rules.

Kirishima, who is so nice that he once got sucker punched by a guy 10 times weaker than him because he was listening to his sad story. Would not kill anyone. Would however help you hide a body.

Kaminari: would probably fry his brain before he has the time to actually kill someone. Will help a friend bury a dead body but would fold like a wet blanket after five minutes of interrogation or one mean look from Aizawa. Does not recommend.

Mina: wouldn’t kill anyone on purpose but could do it accidentally. Perfect friend to call if you have a body to take care of because she won’t need to bury it. Would keep the secret to her grave.

Sero: would kill someone on purpose. You wouldn’t call him to bury a dead body because he is beneath suspicion but he could do it and the body would never be found again.

hey guys just trying to get some peace of mind here after tonight can you reblog this if you’re:

-in the mha fandom

-wouldn’t draw or follow anyone who draws minors with the adults of the show in a ship/ nsfw way (even if they’re aged up)

Izuku asking for Shouto's hand in marriage

Izuku : *sees endeavor*

Izuku : *takes out phone*

Izuku : Hey Rei so you know Shouto and ive been dating for so long, and I was wondering if-?

Shouto asking for Izuku's hand in marriage

Shouto : *checking boxes*

Shouto : that's All Might and and Mic sensei down, next, Aizawa.