Incorrect Izuku Midoriya - Tumblr Posts

Midoriya Izuku : I have bones!

Recovery Girl : *pouring vodka in her water bottle* And that became my problem

Izuku asking for Shouto's hand in marriage

Izuku : *sees endeavor*

Izuku : *takes out phone*

Izuku : Hey Rei so you know Shouto and ive been dating for so long, and I was wondering if-?

Shouto asking for Izuku's hand in marriage

Shouto : *checking boxes*

Shouto : that's All Might and and Mic sensei down, next, Aizawa.

Vigilante AU:

Aizawa : You're a vigilante

Izuku : Actually im not technically

Aizawa : how??

Izuku : well Vigilantism is if you use your quirk in public without a license to accomplish a certain goal, but I don't have a quirk so technically i cant be a vigilante

Aizawa : you don't have a WHAT???!

Grandma Shimura au:

Shigaraki, trying to catch Izuku off guard : I am Nana shimura's grandson

Izuku, who heard about his grandmother a week ago : bitch me too you ain't special

What do you MEAN you didn't get your quick until the entrance exam?!

-Things overhead from Aizawa's office if he didn't have proper soundproofing

Uraraka : Deku you really need to ask Todoroki out.

Izuku : Hmmm... No. ❤️

Uraraka : You've been pining for too long and too hard this has to stop. You walked into a door yesterday looking at him

Izuku : You had Jenny on a loop for three hours yesterday, you hypocrite ask Tsu out first.

Iida : You two need an intervention.

Izuku : I'm like yeast

Izuku: Instead of bread I raise your spirit!

Aizawa : Also my blood pressure.