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Attorney In A Hurry Stimboard

⛧With related stims

☾ self-indulgent

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Company dating new post

:D yayayayay

uh that’s kinda all also update on wip

not putting michie on here bc I want a fair fight lol

If Man in a Hurry wrote a "slowburn" romance novel, it'd just say, "They met, they fucked, they married." and he'd think it was the most frivolous, expansive story

[posts for the first time since 2021 and hopes u dont notice]

goldswift truthing on main

I want to draw the "divorce selfie" meme with attorney in a hurry (Barry swift and Gary Goldstein) but the problem is that Garry would be the one taking the selfie and the lawyer behind the desk.

Rewatching Nightmare Time and listing things that aren't appreciated enough (6)

Daddy

That last shot of the opening song where the care-bears turn in the Lords in Black, brilliant

They gave Frank a dog just to kill it, seriously, the fuck?

The brown and blue color pallet of Sherman's regular clothes actually working really well

How well they set up the in-universe toys as believable brands

Jaime being the goat this episode

Barry Swift manages to be developed past just The Man In A Hurry while still entirely revolving around being in a hurry (his ex-wife left him because he was in a rush to start a family, that's fucking amazing comedy writing)

Ted "Doomed by the goat's narrative" Spankoffski appearing just to die by several gunshots (one of which being to the nards)

The specific use of the phrase "inbred" to describe the Hachetmen who killed Sherman's father makes me think the Metzgers were directly involved.

Sherman's "I've outgrown you, mother" line is raw as fuck and a great climax for the reveal that he was more aware than anyone knew

Killer Track

Jae's performance as Kale

False Lashes needs to be another fandom in-joke

How good the black book prop is

Duke owns a cat, seriously, why does no one talk about this?

How damn cool the idea of a sentient, predatory sound is

"By popular demaaa-AA-aaa-AA-aand"

Kale's death, that was badass

Ramses' wheel-generated Hachetfield deathmatch

Round 1

Bout 5

Alright, so, Alice realizes it's almost father's day and decides to get a present for her dad, so she goes to...I don't know, Gift Zone and sees this little poster in the window for something she know Bill would love, she walks in and asks the obnoxious teen behind the counter about it and it turns out they only have one left, but then Barry, who's been waiting for a while for a line to clear, he also wants one, he wants to use it as an apology gift to make things right with his ex-wife Hellen. But Alice doesn't care and just like that, it's on.

I feel like he’s probably very good at speed dating

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