Fun Fact Cats Have Tiny Microscopic Hooks On Their Tongues That Are The Same Length As The Compressibility

Fun fact cats have tiny microscopic hooks on their tongues that are the same length as the compressibility of their fur allowing them to keep their coats very clean and odorless without soap or whatever. This fact was only discovered because someone noticed this exact phenomenon here with a cat getting their tongue stuck to a microfiber cloth like Velcro and decided to look at their tongue under a microscope. Before it was thought cat tongues were just like sandpaper

Proposal: mad scientists should unionize

YES! Viva la revolution! It is time to UNITE brothers and sisters against the oppressive Evil Overlords and DEMAND equal compensa- *blam*

ive noticed that lately i can just post basically anything and it will get like 12 notes guaranteed and it's always the same 12 people and I just wanted to say i Iove you in a gay way

Naked Sperm Plants

Gymnosperms are weird.

The thing all gymnosperms have in common, and that separates them from their much more successful rival cousin group the angiosperms (flowering plants) is that they have seeds without a seed coat. That’s literally what "gymnosperm" means.

Sperm means "seed" or whatever. And the Greek root gymn- means "naked". Because in ancient Greece the gymnasium was a place where manly men would go to work out, make gains, be naked, wrestle, hang out with the boys and appreciate each other’s gains. While naked. Together. Y’know… Man stuff. For men.

Gymnosperms include pine trees, cycads (which look like giant half-buried pineapples with a single giant pinecone/flower thing coming out the top), gnetums (look like normal leafy plant vines), ephedras (weird stick shrubs with no leaves), the welwitschia(an immortal desert plant that grows exactly two blade leaves endlessly until it’s just a tangled pile of leaf), and the gingko (a single species of tree that paradoxically hasn't gone extinct for 299million years despite being completely unadapted to any existing ecosystem and also makes vomit "berries") So you see, all the Gymnosperms are freaking weird.

I mentioned ginkgo “berries” in scare quotes because these aren’t actually berries. They’re not even fruits. It’s actually just the seed but with a fruit-like fleshy seed coat bit around it. Remember how I said that gymnosperms by definition don’t have seed coats? Yeah, the ginkgo has one of those despite being a gymnosperm; taxonomy is a folly of man’s hubris.

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We evolved to be attracted to the double round shape of butts and boobs because it's an indicator of a healthy ratio of hipsize/fat/muscle.

This might also be where the traditional bi-lobed heart symbol (<3) came from. 'Cause it sure as fuck doesn’t come from the shape of the actual heart.

Someone literally just drew a minimalist representation of a woman’s clunge and said it’s the symbol of love. They even turned it upside down and said it’s a heart, an organ completely uninvolved in love.

But I know what he was doing. He tricked everyone into putting literal pornography everywhere in plain sight. Based. 

If we lived in a matriarchy all our valentine’s day cards would be cut into the shape of a dick and called a spleen.

-me

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Ravings of a Mad Scientist

Why do Humans have Such Big Boobs? (They're Not Just for Milk)

Humans are the only species whose females have enlarged breasts their whole lives after puberty. Isn't that weird?

Why isn't it possible?