Why Isn't It Possible?

Why isn't it possible?

Military scientist: hey so I made a missile that's just a massive thing of swords.

physicist: ok yeah no that makes sense

Military scientist: Next up I'm going to drop a tungsten rod from so high up it's basically a nuke

physicist: wha- no, that wouldn't work.

Military scientist:

Physicist: anyway, wanna hear about my cool rocket idea that is powered by exploding tiny nukes underneath it? we just need you to invent a cheap nuke that could fit in a suitcase and we'll be to jupiter by- wait, where are you going?

You may think I curate my content and only post about science and mad science for branding reasons, but no. I'm just like that in real life.

Autism.

Fun fact cats have tiny microscopic hooks on their tongues that are the same length as the compressibility of their fur allowing them to keep their coats very clean and odorless without soap or whatever. This fact was only discovered because someone noticed this exact phenomenon here with a cat getting their tongue stuck to a microfiber cloth like Velcro and decided to look at their tongue under a microscope. Before it was thought cat tongues were just like sandpaper

I like EVIL conlangs like Klingon and Black Speech and how they all agree that fricatives and glottal sounds are the most EVIL consonants

"Francais" SO EVIL

Proposal: mad scientists should unionize

YES! Viva la revolution! It is time to UNITE brothers and sisters against the oppressive Evil Overlords and DEMAND equal compensa- *blam*