I Like EVIL Conlangs Like Klingon And Black Speech And How They All Agree That Fricatives And Glottal

I like EVIL conlangs like Klingon and Black Speech and how they all agree that fricatives and glottal sounds are the most EVIL consonants

"Francais" SO EVIL

Love inator #9: The CUPIDINATOR! 

BEHOLD! A ray of pure concentrated LOVE that will finally make my unrequited love for the hero become COMPLETELY REQUITED! 

Update: they deflected the shot with a mirror and now I'm even more in love with them wtf

Fun fact cats have tiny microscopic hooks on their tongues that are the same length as the compressibility of their fur allowing them to keep their coats very clean and odorless without soap or whatever. This fact was only discovered because someone noticed this exact phenomenon here with a cat getting their tongue stuck to a microfiber cloth like Velcro and decided to look at their tongue under a microscope. Before it was thought cat tongues were just like sandpaper

Just give that special botanist in your life one of these bad boys and they’ll be all yours

I just wanna bring this up again to complain that some people whose first language does not contain both a R and L sounds might have a really hard time telling them apart (hence the Japanese accent "Engrish" trope, those sounds actually are very easy to mix up if you aren't trained from childhood to tell the difference) so to them molarity and molality might literally sound exactly the same spoken out loud wtf.

Science terminology should be both easy to remember and easy for students to understand spoken out loud. Similar problem with many other terms I'm sure you're familiar with.

IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF ESTABLISHING ANY KIND OF TERMINOLOGY, DON'T DO THAT!

There's a special spot in hell for scientists who make similar sounding terminology, especially when they're things that would regularly be used with each other but mean completely different things. Like molarity and molality (italicized to show my contempt).

Forget the invention of weapons of mass destruction, that's the most evil thing a scientist has ever done

Military scientist: hey so I made a missile that's just a massive thing of swords.

physicist: ok yeah no that makes sense

Military scientist: Next up I'm going to drop a tungsten rod from so high up it's basically a nuke

physicist: wha- no, that wouldn't work.

Military scientist:

Physicist: anyway, wanna hear about my cool rocket idea that is powered by exploding tiny nukes underneath it? we just need you to invent a cheap nuke that could fit in a suitcase and we'll be to jupiter by- wait, where are you going?